It's my birthday today, what technology should I ask for?

It's my birthday today, what technology should I ask for?

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cancer

a gentoo iso

vibrating anal beads

programming socks

robot waifu

A Talos II Secure Workstation, then spend the rest of the day installing Gentoo on it

>getting gifts that isn't clothing in your birthday

get out underage

this

we hope you get
cancer after you use your
gentoo iso to install gentoo on your
vibrating anal beads while wearing
programming socks to get fucked anally by your
robot waifu as you spend the rest of the day installing Gentoo on
a Talos II Secure Workstation

*Fffzzz* now back in the good ol' days
*SIIIPPSSS* I used to get all sorts of real technological presents
*Aahhhh* now it's only polos and socks

Sugarstar from Bad dragon

Lewd

dragon dildo

OP's best present ever!

A pair of Sennheiser HD600
~$250 headphones
probably the best you'll ever own.

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Then OP just needs to get a 5G phone
/s

Thanks Jow Forums, best bday ever

Not sure of the budget, but here are some ideas:
>SICP (book)
>ThinkPad (maybe librebooted x200 from minifree)
>flash drive (can be nice to have a GNU/Linux liveusb on you)

These are also good choices

>/s
I fucking hate you with all of my being.

ruka pls

I would normally feel insulted but you are unironically right brother

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An SSD.

a thinkpad x230

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