Hi Jow Forums, I'm waiting to be called in at the hospital, expecting a cancer diagnosis. I'm not even 30.
Post happy technology because I sure as fuck am not right now.
Hi Jow Forums, I'm waiting to be called in at the hospital, expecting a cancer diagnosis. I'm not even 30
Charles Gomez
Jace Murphy
This is an acer aspire v5. It's the mesothelioma of laptops.
Levi Allen
Kys faggot
Joseph Brooks
Tyler Jones
FACK I SHOULD GET A RYZEN 5 1600?
Jaxon Morris
That's life user. Life is privilege, never a right. It can be taken away from us at any moment and we are powerless to stop it. Best we can do is live the best lives we can and avoid things that can increase illness (being a fatass, druggie, drunk, pothead, ect ect). God speed, hope you get fixed up and back up on your feet in no time.
Anyway ray traced physics computer simulations are pretty amazing. Maybe one day we can simulate down to the molecular level so we can find a permanent cure for things like cancer and prion disease.
William Hughes
30 years is the best life span
so if you're close to 30 then you pretty much already went through your whole life
good for you user
Jordan Jackson
>expecting a cancer diagnosis.
youre just expecting that because youre a morbid pessimistic faggot. Its Giods way of telling you, switch off the PC and Do Some Real.
The Big C actually takes you when you least expect it. No-body epexcts The Bog C. One cannot simply will it into existence.
tldr, stop being a faggot, faggot.
Zachary Powell
This is now a terminal thread.
Justin Martinez
ayyy
Gavin Lewis
Considering it so I have control over something
Not much else fits, I've already had multiple tests done but the thing keeps growing. Biopsy results today. Predicting hongkins lymphoma.
kek
Gavin Russell
>tfw 30 and diabeetus, but no cancer
haha take that, OP
looks like I win again.
Jackson Hughes
hodgkins isn't so bad as far as cancer goes, it probably won't kill you so cheer up m80
Zachary Hernandez
Read up on clinical trials where cancer treatment worked. Don't lose hope so quickly you pessimistic faggot.
Easton Thompson
Eli Robinson
David Kelly
Oh shit nigger you'll never find out what the one piece treasure is that's terrible
Julian Thompson
OP, the gentoomen are among the most bitter people on Jow Forums. I'm sorry about your situation. It really sucks. I have you in my thoughts OP, even if you may be a faggot. Faggots don't deserve actual cancer.
Here, have this cute picture.
Connor Roberts
Good luck.
Adam Jones
You'll most likely be alright, you little crying faggot.
Robert Cruz
Better start living now
Jack Perry
Man oxy is one BITCH of a drug. Now I'm not sure if "happiness" is a social construct or not to just a stupid sack of chemicals reacting.
Aaron Roberts
Jacob Gonzalez
I’ve known some people who had Hodgkin’s in their early 20’s and are doing fine now. You’re young so your odds of survival are better. Also consider a ketogenic diet, I’ve heard that it helps slow cancer growth.
Ethan Gray
>He actually wants to keep living
why do you resist sweet sweet death?
Technology is all just distractions and planned obsolescence.
None of us have much to look forward to.
Isaac Rodriguez
Christopher Sanchez
I have one of those
you're very correct
Samuel King
Hey if you do have cancer you'll get the best opiates they make. But once you're on them you'll be so sick you won't enjoy them at all. I just disposed of a bunch of fentanyl that my grandma was taking before she passed.
Cancer sucks and I'm quite certain if I get past the age of 50 I'll get it. As I have many realitives on both sides that have died from it.
Christopher Hall
That's only true if you set your life up in a way where you can't live a better one constantly. If you're still young, set up passive income and a learning schedule. If you're an old wagecuck, might as well really just kys.
Aaron Thompson
Or if fat, just fast for a while. Cancer cells are inefficient at living on ketones while people can do just fine (and even better than on carbs) on them.
Alexander Harris
tfw you bout to die of cancer and cancer posts in your thread
Nathaniel Sanders
put me in the will
Levi Lopez
It sure as hell isn't you fuckass
Hunter Parker
what was this simulated/rendered with?
Dominic Stewart
>Anyway ray traced physics computer simulations are pretty amazing. Maybe one day we can simulate down to the molecular level so we can find a permanent cure for things like cancer and prion disease.
we'll need 400Hz gay-sync 8k gaymen monitors to watch those simulations.
Blake Rodriguez
Here's a headbanging flip phone.
I got diagnosed with cancer at 25, now I'm 28 in perfect health and with a full head of thick hair. Shit happens. Just make sure you follow all of the medical directions you're given to the letter. People have tougher recoveries because they don't listen.
Wyatt Myers
assmung made me laugh
Ian Clark
oh, I fucked a girl that got cancer at 17 and she got well and happy with long, really long hair
don't lose your hopes, you fucking faggot
Elijah Gonzalez
>hongkins lymphoma
Thats fucking nothing.
Zachary Nguyen
Carson Butler
your size is likely punishment enough
Parker Collins
>I fucked a girl and she got well
Correlation does not imply causation, user
>and happy with long, really long hair
fuck it, what you doing Sat?
Asher Bennett
Are you offering to fuck OP too?
Bentley Cook
I offering him to fuck me, but without being gay.
Bentley Collins
Brody Thomas
hahahahahaha R.I.P. loser!
Parker Phillips
>Hey Jow Forums, cancer is technology of the human genome, let's talk about cancer
sendin' happy little programs
#include
int main(){
time_t t;
srand((unsigned int) t);
for(int i = 0; i < rand() % 100 ; i++){
printf("just happy little mistakes, user\n");
}
return 1;
}
Jaxson Hernandez
t-the more the marrier, r-right?
Matthew Collins
hi
reddit
Logan Baker
Get well soon.
Angel Ward
The kitties are going to ruin that perfectly good computer.
Henry Nguyen
Underrated.