Lagdroids will never know this feeling

>country of 1 billion and you werent born there

Amerimutt be gone. Il be slamming upper caste girls while you settle for some mexican

>poverty
You're still using an iPhone 5 or SE with that screen resolution, Pajeet

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>vodaphone india

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Still more expensive than your chinese knockoff samsung

Someone's angry that mommy won't buy him a phone later than 2012!
Did you know that you have to be 18 to use Jow Forums?

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Maybe 6 years ago Mushraf but most stock Android firmwares now match, if not better custom ROM's including Lineage. The scene died when the manufacturers upped their game.

Yes, one of your backward, third world, 20 rupee Android phones is bound to be slow but it's your own fault for living in a backward civilisation where street shitting and the gang rape of 8yr old kids is still the norm.

You boast and you seem to consider yourself upper class because you have an iPhone but you're only perpetuating the class structure of the old empire.

I mean, the British left 80 years ago, why not assume your own cultural identity.

And while you're at it, stop funding a space program and actually feed your kids you fucking filthy, selfish retards.

Now fuck off.

>he uses a smartphone
>he doesn't take out his SIM card and battery when he's not using his phone
>he doesn't have a lined box
thanks t. 'security' services

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Jealous that the first astronaut will be named Rasheed? We are a technological wonder compared to american fatty. Must suck being low caste american boy and with shit phone

Looks like Applecucks can't read.

Hello fellow Pajeet, I do agree with you, Apple is best!
But they should improve the battery capacity of the iPhones. Whenever I go out on the streets to take a shit, even if it's a quick one, my battery goes down 20~30% while browsing Jow Forums.
Apple should think of us, we can't take shits near chargers, and powerbanks are really hard to handle when you have to clean your ass with your left hand.
I hope they solve this problem on the next gen.
Go Apple!

There is a difference between owning multiple devices and owning multiple iphones. I could own 100000 androids for the price of 1 iphone

>vodaphone india

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I'm taking a shit, btw. And even though I only posted here in this thread and on another one to defend Intel, my battery is already down by 18%! This is absurd!

DESIGNATED
SHITTING
STREETS

Fuck u low caste scum we do not shit in street just toilet no one in india does shit fuck off with your shitty forced meme

>t. seething iPoojeet

>Vodafone IN
Even if it's bait it made me laugh, thanks OP.

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Don't bully him lads, he's clearly 14 and his mommy wouldn't want him to be cyberbullied :(

I didn't mean to tell that we shit on any street, we have designated shitting streets, we are an organized country after all!
Go Apple!

ITT: Poor android shills with shit phones that have been outdated for 3 years

Get a job and buy good apple iphone even the poorest of street beggars own at least a 6+

But this Pajeet only owns a 5!

Fuck you its iphone x . You still own s3

Nice bait mustafa

What feeling,autism?

see

>$1000 burger bucks
>640x1136
iToddlers will defend this.

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Seething poor amerifats

Kek calling monkeys girls

>mfw my 2012 Note 3 btfo more than half of apple's shit out of the fucking water
>mfw it takes a glorified $1000 facebook phone to finally catch up

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iPhone 5 was great though, 5s even better. After that it went to shit

Damn it take 6 years for you buy new phone . Girls laugh at your shit phone when you pull out

>having every application in a folder
Do you like having to go through an extra step just to get anywhere, or...?

>being this much of a faggot foot licker seeking approval
>Implying I have to justify shit or impress fucking thots

Called organized. Try it sometime like organize your money to buy actual good phone other than shit china phone that you bought on holiday in shenzen

My friends are adult and don't give a shit what phone I use.

But the note 9 costs more than any iPhone ever and is better in literally every single way possible + no notch

Girls dont care you buy new korean shit just new iphone

But iPhones are made in China and India lol

Maaderchod

Serious question, what's the feminine of "Pajeet"?
Pajeetess?

Functionality is an aspect of organization. Adding a step to everything is unnecessary. You should only create folders if you have a large amount of applications that do the same thing; i.e. games.

But why bother making a folder with only two apps in it? Now you have to open the folder to get to the app instead of just jumping straight into it. It's annoying and adds no benefit. You have no taste in functional minimalist design.

pajeet is a name.
so the feminine would be pajeeta

Also, re-read that post. I didn't say anything about the iPhone. I criticized your organizational skills, which are fairly poor and over-neurotic.

Endroyad shit

Look up female Indian names with your search engine of choice
Choose whatever you think we might like

>defending having to open a folder just to get to the calculator
oh wow

It's either
>press folder
>press calculator
Or
>swipe
>oh not on this page
>swipe
>etc
>oh there it is!
>click

Lol android owners get so mad because they are so jealous

You typed so much but said nothing.

So much shit on your phone that its basically a botnet? yea, I enjoy not knowing that feeling

You're particularly wrong about that. You don't have to eliminate all folders, just the least important ones. You could still keep everything on one page that way and not have to swype through pages to get to the right application.
If not, just get an iPhone X. More vertical screen space. Surely, you can afford it, right?

>typical android user

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>click
>on a phone

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>lagPhoneX

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>vodaphone india

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>ye olde "make the phone look slower by putting it on power saving mode while everything else works as normal"
not falling for it this time, rakesh

>average iphone user

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How are these threads not deleted the second they turn onto into obvious shit-flinging shill wars?
Mods wtf are you doin

guys why cant i download files on my apple iphone waaaa i need dropbox waaaa

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Yeah it really is a wonder you invented designated shitting streets.

>iPoojeet falls back on just straight up lying when faced with the uncomfortable truth that his pooPhone is a laggy piece of shit
C O P E

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>android is so customizable !
>how come my phone is bricked?

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You know, I don't typically like to use YouTube videos as 'proof' of anything, but if it'll shut you up, here's a year-old iPhone compared to a brand new Note.
youtube.com/watch?v=2kibSQakkDo

I'm British you pair of daft cunts and trust me, we as a people are disappointed in the Indian nation.

We gave you knowledge, we have you the infrastructure and we have you your country back. We installed drains, a sanitary system and impressed on you the need to use a toilet and clean yourselves afterwards. Did you listen to us? No.

What have you done with the pearls of civilisation and enlightenment? Fuck all.

We continue to fund your schools and health programs for the poor whilst your fritter away your GDP on a space program and a shit cricket team.

And let's face it, no matter what you say, you would sell your left testicle to get a visa for the UK, even the US for that matter.

Your country is a standing joke, you'll work for minimum wage undercutting the white folk and you write shit code.

You street shitting wankers should do us all a favour and wipe yourselves out by setting off all of those nukes we helped you develop.

Now fuck off.

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>tfw only 12 year olds who watch android custom launcher videos on youtube have this problem

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Let me grab a picture of this retard with my 109 DXO mark Huawei P20 Pro

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>actually believing DXO Mark
it's so ridiculously easy to pay them off

dxo mark is the pitchfork of camera nerds

>muh ifone gets yers of support
>why is my 1 year old ifone so slo?

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Fuck u android shill get some money and stopping use phone my cousin build in backyard. End of thread

I wonder if Steve Jobs would have made the iPhone happen if he'd known that 99% of owners would be Pajeets with runny asses

>that english
No rupees for you today iPoojeet.

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>Surely, you can afford it, right?
Why do you think he still uses a 5 years old phone?

I'm getting the lingering suspicion that Jow Forums is just flat-out the worst board on Jow Forums. Maybe even bypassing Jow Forums.

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Please dont insult us Pajeets by assuming we make cuckphones

Cat can poo in the loo.
Say, Apu, why can't you?

Dog can poo in the loo.
Can you, Apu? Can you?

Monkey, too, can poo in loo.
I say, Apu, why can't you?

Sloth is slow, slow as glue,
Yet even he can poo in loo.

Elephant is big and large,
He needs toilet size of barge.
But he is smart compared to you,
For elephant can poo in loo.

Even Slav who dumb as bricks,
And barely rub together sticks,
When needs to go, what he do?
Unlike you, he poo in loo.

Rat is small and lives on streets,
Feasting on discarded treats,
But when it's time for number two,
Even rat can poo in loo.

Lying Jew who says "Oy vey"
And cheats and steals all the day,
Yet he knows just what to do,
He takes his poo into the loo.

Dirty Frenchman smells so bad,
He thinks that soap is just a fad,
Yet he cries aloud, "Mon Dieu!"
And places poo within the loo.

The time has come for our tale to end
So let's remind our Indian friend,
Unless you're stupid you already knew,
The loo is made for you to poo.

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This HAS to be bait. No one is this stupid.

I laugh at all the little igirls and itoddlers around me with like 4.5 inch cracked screens in 2018, they see my Xiaomi Redmi 5 Plus and their eyes instantly light up.

>t. neckbeard fanfic

Did they squeal over your thinkpad from 2007 you fat piece of shit?

>Wow it is so big!!!!
>Are you sure you only paid $160? That doesn't look like a $160 camera?
>The picture is so crisp!

These are just a sample of the compliments I get every day at work and at Uni.

wow, what an exciting life you lead

bet those compliments make your day

Nice reddit-spacing you've got there.

i can poo poo in the loo loo

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Butthurt Brit. I would be mad too if my country was filled with Pakis raping your young British women.

It must be.
warosu.org/g/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=Lagdroids will never

legitimate question

why is this called reddit spacing?

A (YOU)! YES!
It's because you have to hit enter twice on phones when posting on reddit for it to register as an empty line.

thank you friend

I just like the visual space in between