/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on AliExpress, Taobao, Gearbest, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• user fell for the T2 meme • user receives well made Ugreen phone holder for his car • user wonders what this clearance constraint means for his package • user's new Yi dashcam comes in handy when he got brakechecked by some asshole • user wants wireless mouse to go with his TADA68 • user has some shit show up • user reviews e-ink display posted earlier
in a previous thread his unit suffers from ghosting • user has a uGreen usb cable arrive, wonders what the cable tie is for • user bought some cloth for his glasses • user's T2 arrived but the cable is faulty, want to know what he can do about it • user complains about shipping Previous thread

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warosu.org/g/thread/S67211549
aliexpress.com/item/High-Power-Mens-Powerful-Electric-Hair-Clipper-Professional-Hair-Trimmer-Hair-Barber-Cutting-Machine-For-Adult/32721071760.html
s.aliexpress.com/Fzi6Nv2a
aliexpress.com/item/Superlux-HD668B-Professional-dj-studio-headphones-Semi-open-Dynamic-Hifi-Stereo-Monitor-Headphone-Noise-Isolating-Earphone/32318717220.html?spm=a2g0s.8937460.0.0.33fe2e0ecXn0sM
aliexpress.com/store/product/100-Original-Samson-SR850-professional-monitoring-headphone-for-studio-semi-open-monitor-headset-one-piece-no/816277_32822500296.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.16.34fb3f73K30PoI&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10152_10151_10065_10068_10344_10342_10343_10340_10341_10696_10084_10083_10618_10304_10307_10820_10821_10302_10059_100031_10103_10624_10623_10622_10621_10620,searchweb201603_51,ppcSwitch_5&algo_expid=9876c60d-cce3-4d96-b509-fc694a4dede1-2&algo_pvid=9876c60d-cce3-4d96-b509-fc694a4dede1&priceBeautifyAB=0
aliexpress.com/item/Hhkb-mechanical-keyboard-kit-anode-aluminum-cnc-custom-cherry-shaft-with-light/32719978752.html
kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-note-5-global-64gb
aliexpress.com/item/ESVNE-Universal-car-phone-holder-Windshield-Mount-Mobile-Phone-Holder-Stand-For-iPhone-SE-6-Plus/32790970600.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>• user complains about shipping →
Hurray, I made it to the OP!!!!!
But seriously, besides this tremendous joy, shipping is really annoying.
Is there some
>dear Abby… err Ali
feedback thing where one can complain/suggest such a thing to aliexpress?

So what's the deal with the tin audio f2, and are there any alternatives?

Long lasting archive link to the previous thread:

warosu.org/g/thread/S67211549

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based and redpilled

razed and bedridden

Gonna buy redmi note 5, what are the recommended sellers on AliExpress?

anyone tried chink hair clippers? i think i will go for this one:
aliexpress.com/item/High-Power-Mens-Powerful-Electric-Hair-Clipper-Professional-Hair-Trimmer-Hair-Barber-Cutting-Machine-For-Adult/32721071760.html

biggest comb is only 13 mm though, i've seen others with more than that. it's no big deal right?

Got like 5 items off Ali in the past month. Kinda old, but should I post?

Sure, why not? If you have to say something about them — go on.

Got mine here: s.aliexpress.com/Fzi6Nv2a
Hong Kong Goldway is another good store.

too old

Reminder that advertising is not welcome on Jow Forums, especially referral links.

Gonna order from hong kong goldway,
is it worth adding dhl delivery?
Its 13 dollars

Wrong thread?

Nah, that's that guy who is getting butthurt beyond boiling point of tungsten after somebody mentions Audiobudget discount code.

I fell for both the T2 and Takstar memes, what I’m in for?

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Why does the infographic claim that the superlux hd668b and the samson sr850 are the same thing when the latter headphone has no removable cable and less resistance?

aliexpress.com/item/Superlux-HD668B-Professional-dj-studio-headphones-Semi-open-Dynamic-Hifi-Stereo-Monitor-Headphone-Noise-Isolating-Earphone/32318717220.html?spm=a2g0s.8937460.0.0.33fe2e0ecXn0sM
aliexpress.com/store/product/100-Original-Samson-SR850-professional-monitoring-headphone-for-studio-semi-open-monitor-headset-one-piece-no/816277_32822500296.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.16.34fb3f73K30PoI&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10152_10151_10065_10068_10344_10342_10343_10340_10341_10696_10084_10083_10618_10304_10307_10820_10821_10302_10059_100031_10103_10624_10623_10622_10621_10620,searchweb201603_51,ppcSwitch_5&algo_expid=9876c60d-cce3-4d96-b509-fc694a4dede1-2&algo_pvid=9876c60d-cce3-4d96-b509-fc694a4dede1&priceBeautifyAB=0

Same drivers retard

basé et pilulerougi

I have bought Xiaomi Notebook Air 13.3.

It's superb, build quality is great, it's light as fuck and very powerful for its size and weight. It doesn't overheat at all, it can be even used for gayming (I plugged it to TV and played GTA V on med settings with xbox one gamepad). The screen is very good in terms of color reproduction, I can open the lid with one hand, but the biggest flaw is poor fucking battery. I need to buy some PD powerbank for that.

post everything

The infographic hasn't been updated in so long.
What is the go to chink mechanical keyboard around $50~$100?

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It's Comfy. He's upset at the double standard for referral links.

That’s a really silly price range since chink mechanical keyboards are as low as $30 now.

What's the best drone w/ camera on sale on ali? (There's a big sale going on)

This
The whole point of getting a chink mech keyboard is it being cheap. If you wanna get some overpriced meme go for actual brands

chinkpill me on phone screen replacements

very much so unless you like 50$ tax.

Approx $1000, and its battery is poor? Boo. That's too bad. Or did you find a sweetheart price?

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Same shit for $30+ chinese earphones, what brainlet would buy them?

Just got refunded the Mi A1 TOMKAS tempered glass. Which one do you recommend?

Isn't there a good quality for buck ratio in keyboards such as TADA68, Poker?

I've been looking around for keyboards on this price range because I can't find cheaper ones that fill these requirements:
No gamer fonts
Preferably 60~80%, maybe TKL...
Good material on the keycaps. (PBT or whatever)
Gateron or Cherry switches
Doesn't look god awfully ugly
Couldn't care less about LEDs

So I though that the price range would be a reasonable one to get something that has a decent amount of quality while at the same time not being prohibitively expensive.

I've bought it for 1k USD, but it's still the best in that price range considering weight, power and build quality. The battery isn't that much of a dealbreaker as I'm plugged in frequently and there are power outlets everywhere now (in every restaurant, mall, etc). I can still squeeze around 4-5h and it's enough, but I'm still going to buy a powerbank. I know, it's not as good as 12h battery, but here I am

wtf bros

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4-5 hours is way better than I thought you meant originally. That's not bad. Not huge, but not bad.

shit's retarded i hope you don't fall for this
probably some silicon valley bullshit artist came up with this

>two different fonts, both of which make the £ sign look like ass
WTF indeed.

Where's the link with James Donkey keyboard? Someone help this guy.

tada68 is a great choice, might be of better help if you're looking for something else, /csg/ is for poorfag scrooges, but there isn't really that much to choose from besides tada68, unless you specifically want a tkl or like a noppoo choc mini or plum 84 maybe

there's also this thing if you're interested
aliexpress.com/item/Hhkb-mechanical-keyboard-kit-anode-aluminum-cnc-custom-cherry-shaft-with-light/32719978752.html

hope it's worth the weight

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>webm has to stabilize the video to make the bag look silly when it might not actually be in practice
kys faggot, you and that other guy both

why doesn't the army use it if it's so good

its probably not cost effective.

Xiaomi power strip and x230 heatsink arrived.

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no, it's just stupid and introduces more problems than it solves

not durable, breaks easily, wastes precious space and solves no problem for the soldier that caries it

Best chink Bluetooth speaker?

Cheapest you can find since they're all shit

*catches fire*

Are there any items you would never buy from China, /csg/?

>two different fonts, both of which make the £ sign look like ass
the £ sign always looks like ass

what is it, and did it come with that werthers?

any tool or utensil made of metal

Things I need to plug into the wall outlet

dried mango slices

Got my ED16s, together with some extra tips in 3 sizes. The extra tips ended up being shallow, and the large size fit my ears fine without going too deep, and sound the best.

The ED16 is like the balanced/neutral and non-sibilant like NiceHCK Bro, but a lot better in every way. Imaging is a lot more open (Bro was a bit "congested"), bass extension is greater without boomy upper bass, treble is a bit more crisp and detailed (but not sibilant) and the mids have good clarity and are not overshadowed by the lower frequencies.

The fit is also a lot easier compared to the NiceHCK Bros, the IEM enclosure is a lot smaller and I don't know if I can explain it but the Bro seemed like it did not equalize the pressure as you pushed it in, while the ED16 (and ATE-S, ATR etc of the past) do. The Bro would end up building pressure in the ear, moving the eardrum and requiring to move it around to break the seal momentarily and equalize the pressure.

Stock cable (with mic) seems fine to be honest, I just stripped the memory cable.


Recommended.

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Anything edible or food utensils in general

computer power supply

anything I need to put in my butt

>Go to army training
>open box of 1000 rounds of .50 Cal Ammo
>only use half
>have to grab handfuls of rounds and Chuck 'em into the forest just to get rid of them because they can't go unused
>cost effective

What smartphone would you recommend for about 100 - 150 eurobucks?

Redmeme 5
kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-note-5-global-64gb

have been using chink butt toys since last year without problem

screaming dog meat

I laughed

they're gud and got that sweet mmcx
get the boarseman cx98 if you want a poorfag t2, similar sound signature at more than half the t2 price

tmi

that gearbest coupons link in the infographic is not working boys

or is it me?

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what a disgusting 3dpd whore

Post butt toys

anyone have experience with buying tea over ali?

there seem to be good reviews on teas.

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tea bag life is terrible

can i buy a gf from aliexpress

Since user mentioned his car phone holder I'd like to mention I bought
aliexpress.com/item/ESVNE-Universal-car-phone-holder-Windshield-Mount-Mobile-Phone-Holder-Stand-For-iPhone-SE-6-Plus/32790970600.html
around 6 months ago, was pretty much the cheapest choice and it's been a solid experience so far. It came undone only once during that time which I think is decent for a silicone pad. So basically nice, cheap gadget, would recommend.

sto blyad, what do you mean?

It landed at least one user in the hospital, don't do it

Guys what's that shit in AliExpress

Brand Week??

It starts it in 7 days

Explain

Anne Pro. Second version is out.

if the seller tells me
>okay friend i am contacting the post office right now
because customs is holding my package for seemingly no reason
does it actually mean anything, or are the chinks pulling my leg?

story please

Sometime they legitimately check but there's no real way to know

>should we go through all this effort to make organic high quality tea and mail it in little bags to the other side of the world to compete against multinational corporations that have shelf space in every local supermarket
>or should we grab some random polluted weeds from the side of the road, spray some flavoring on it and sell it at a 1000% profit to gullible laowais

Stores jack up process to have a "sale" in a week with the use of minimum purchase $coupons

*raise prices

so i should i wait 7 days to buy or what??

these chinks are confusing af

Use aliprice to actually see if it's a real sale or not. Unfortunately for me I wanted to buy something that's going to be on sale so I'm waiting a week.

user coincidentally ends up in the hospital, and he drank chink tea. The two things weren't related but it's fun to pretend they are. Can't remember why he was hospitalised but it wasn't related to the tea at all.

well its cheaper for sure, the mi a2 is going to 185€...

so ill wait 7 days to buy then

Goddamnit, I talked with a seller and they said they'd sell to me at 20$/100pcs. Then I asked to order 180pcs and they for some reason said it's be 38$, 2 more then 20/100. Then I asked them to just sell me 200pcs at 40usd per their original offer but now they haven't responded to me for like 8 hours.

i like to carelessly brew strong tea and find tea bags to be weak af

This thing

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Only because it's glass. I wouldn't trust chink glass inside myself at all.

Its also hollow and flimsy looking

>1man1jar.gif

>vagina balls
cool

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One man, one shitty glass buttplugg from aliexpress

i had long forgotten about that, now that mental picture is back, thx...

If I have no news within a week I guess I'll dispute. I'm smelling administrative fees the price of my product charged by those jews at customs...

Anything food related