Why is this?

Why is this?

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(((Amer*can football))) isn't a sport

When you have the most expensive healthcare system in the world, it's your duty as an American to live your life continuously on the edge of death by your own unhealthy choices.

The top right guys stomach almost looks padded. It looks fake, like he either stuffed something in there or is pushing it out somehow. That or he's pregnant.

It looks really weird.

My guess: Soccer trainers are ancient soccer players, so they aren't genetically predisposed to be fat, unlike football players who have done a sport which require less endurance and agility than soccer so who is more obese friendly

Americans are obese and cherrypicking

Yes, it's an advertisement.

Absolute units

He lost the weight. Also he's the only NFL coach. The other three are college

Soccer coaches need to look nice considering the entire sport is for homosexuals.

this

Funny coming from someone who's national sport is homo figure skating. Go do some twirls ya chinky faggot/

>europoors can't afford luxury meals
film at 11.

Don’t you have a dog to be fucking, rajinder chang?

This desu

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Amer*cans aren't even human.

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As opposed to American Football? Don't they even have male cheerleaders now?

soccer is gay

>luxury
oh you...

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so prestigious

GOAT handegg coach.
Protip: it's a good bet that fat coaches were linemen.

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The leaf struck a European salt mine with this one. The only thing more gay than soccer is cycling.

>Muh genetics

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You've been out of the loop awhile haven't you lad?

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Because this is america you bitch

Are those head coaches? If they're all offensive line coaches then that makes sense because O-lineman are all fat as fuck

Hockey is for white people with solid parents that make good money.
There is a reason soccer is so popular in third world countries. It’s because any nigger can find a ball of trash to kick around for fun.

Not just soccer, either.
The entire sporting world relies on homosexuality as its foundational basis. This all stems from the historical fact that the ancient Greeks were all a bunch of faggots.

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Honest question
did you post this with the intent of insulting americans
because that looks fantastic

The football coaches are clearly alpha males with their girth and combined with their age it announces experience. Would you rather be coached by a twig boy faggot in a fancy suit or a hulking gargantuan?

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Because you cherrypicked the fattest coaches you retard.

It's all niggerball, white people shouldn't care about it or give it any attention.

WOKE

Those are all college coaches though.
College coaches are just government employees.
Government employees are fat off the free healthcare.
College coaches don't know how to run playbooksor even train, they only know how to give bribes to potential players.

>cherrypicking

yikes

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Murican football is a cardio averse stop/start fat boy sport in the capital of diabeatus. There are 2 sets of players on each team and it still takes 3 hours to play.

Football coaches (soccer for you burgers) coach a sport which is highly dependent upon fitness.

Look at rugby coaches and players compared to murican football if you want to see a power sport not designed for future heart attack victims. Even a 130kg prop forward who trains for ultimate power has to run around for an hour without much respite.

This is why I only watch Jow Forums approved sports like chess and billiards and carrom.

chess is bluepilled. only played by chinks and kikes.

Sexy Rexy. He lost weight because of a lapband surgery which he broke 2-3 times. Then he decided to get it removed and be fat again to show solidarity with his twin brother

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American football =/= futbul

American football is more like Rugby

We have food that isn't semen rations

But it's currently dominated by Magnus Carlsen. A white guy.

Watch your filthy frog mouth nigger, You should be scourged with a flog. /hoc/ is the sport for warriors, shant waste my time with poverty ball

Insulting? no, just being facetious

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Mutt *everything* is a atrocious mess just like they are themselves
Bongistanis are all going to hell since the abomination they created is an insult to God's creation

Are you really going to brag about your revolting kike-funded corn syrup filled food? That's hilarious.

WELLL HE AINT MY BOY BUT THE BROTHA IS HEAVY

Jesus Christ how fat are you?

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Mod moved it to bant instead of /sp/
The absolute state of this place