The Black Hat Furry

>be me
>go to a cyber security training camp
>First impressions are initially good, some autism exists though.
>Instructors introduce themselves, and explain what cyber security is
>some fag, let's call him Ted, straight up tells these guys that he rootkits Syrian hackers
>disbelief.exe
>"If I were you, I would keep that to yourself"
>Continues to be a fag anyway, bragging about how he can hack
>Fast forward one day
>Ted starts bragging about how he's a furry
>exusemewhatthefuck.wav
>squeals with delight when he recognizes a term he knows from hacking
>you can already get the idea of how this guy is
>fast forward a day again
>touring data center
>we are told not to take pictures
>Ted sneaks camera to take picture
>gets phone confiscated
>Ted gets worried because of all the furry porn and gore he has stored on his phone
>fast forward 2 days
>there are other people at the camp besides us, as it was open to lots of different things
>tennis players are in the same dorms as us
>Ted sees this as an opportunity to flirt
>I wasn't there when he was flirting, but I heard he opened up with "Yeah, I'm a furry."
>stays up past curfew
>gets sent upstairs
>sneaks back down
>tennis players rat him out
>gets sent upstairs (x2)
>others hear about the story
>next day, in class, he gets told to go home
>refuses
>we are sent out of the room
>gets literally escorted out
>we never heard about Ted again
>day is saved
This guy did a lot more to get him kicked out, including showing people how to do what he did, but the moral of the story is to not be like Ted.

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Woof!

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How do I meet non autistic furries?

literally impossible as they are mentally diseased

They actually do exist but they won't tell you about it in person unless you engage in a months long secret handshake where you both very slowly reveal little bits of your powerlevel, and they don't maintain a "fursona" on popular sites.

So basically good fucking luck.

>stays up past curfew
>curfew
how old are you?

Sup

>this

my only existance of furfaggotry is telegram groups.

and im only mildly autistic like everyone else on /v/

don't talk to him he is an ex-pedo

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How can one be an "ex" pedo?

You're lookin at one, kid.

Containment boards aren't real

It's terminology clung to by leftists seeking to undermine any centrist or right wing opinion.

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Simple: they die.

how fucking old are you OP? jesus, youre literally posting about going to summer camp

I wouldn't call it a "summer camp". I did this through a group called "Civil Air Patrol", and we stayed overnight. Curfew is mandatory in CAP regulations, but all curfew means in this case is that we couldn't go out of our dorms past 23:00. It was a cadet program, so ages ranged usually 16 or older, although the official ages are 12-21.

^^

Is it storytime again?

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you have to go back to Jow Forumsgreentext, frogposter

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>bothered to retype "anonymous"

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>being this much of an newfag

I'll admit, I am. But why did you bother to retype "Anonymous"?