There is literally nothing wrong with Java

There is literally nothing wrong with Java

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>having to install Oracle's cancerous JavaVM software
>shitty performance
>UI that doesn't integrate with your OS

Yeah, looks fine.

>The growing human population has put severe pressure on Java's wildlife, as rainforests were diminished and confined to highland slopes or isolated peninsulas. Some of Java's endemic species are now critically endangered, with some already extinct; Java used to have Javan tigers and Javan elephants, but both have been rendered extinct.
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You're average joe here, never used a java program that just werked, there's always are error, sometimes shit won't even start, many times I had to download old versions of Java, and why the fuck do I have to download a program just to use another program.
t. was gonna make a thread bashing Java

Minecraft was literally the only noteworthy Java program ever created.

Also, probably the worst aspect of Minecraft was that it was written in Java. If it had been written in C++ it would have used 1/10th the memory and ran 10x faster.

>mfw finding all those old sites where you could download games

I still can't for the life of me figure out how to actually get them to play on the phone though

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nothing wrong morally?
technically?
figuratively?

Is the JVM really all that different from having to install Net Framework or the dependencies for some C++ apps?

At least they install on their own, plus, i don't use subdued windows anymore

>the VM is opensource
>java's the 3rd most performant language behind C/C++ and Rust and in some cases even better
>thats not a bad thing

You're just a brainlet retard

>What is Apache Kafka, Hadoop, Cassandra, Spark,...
The entire Netflix and Amazon Backend runs on Java

in my country, Java is the easiest language to get a job

>tries to save java file

MUH FILE NAME MUST BE SAME AS PUBLIC CLASS

java is garbage

what is india

A soon-to-be superpower

>using java for desktop gui applications
Fucking brainlet, no one uses java like that

What is the intended use case for Java, anyway?

Rest apis and android applications most of the time. Java makes a really nice backend

Java is fine for desktop UI applications, you can even make games with it just fine (e.g. slay the spire)

t. 17 year old

>What is I've never used or head of a single one of those programs
Also don't use Netflix or Amazon

Kek

Admitting that you never heard or used those tools is admitting that you never worked on a large scale distributed system, which is like admitting that you are a no talent basic bitch programmer.

Good job, you played yourself.

I know, Pajeet. You didn't have to post.

a soon-to-be super-pooer

>he actually believes this

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Android

For the win

type erasure is basically awful

may if the only language know is jave

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