Yes I'm here for the job interview at your company

t. drank the Fight Club kool-aid
If he owned a gun, he could just kill you. But keep working out to be "strong."

>no suit
>no briefcase or even folder with resume and notes
Embarrassing, McDonalds is around the corner.

>If he owned a gun, he could just kill you
These kinds of people don't own guns and are pretty anti-gun.

They just use the cop-out "no ethical consumption under capitalism" so they don't have to make an effort.

I hate poorfag commies not because they have less than I do, but because they think they're equal to me and that they have any right to boss me around or tell me what to spend my money on or what to do with my property. If a homeless person were to humble themselves and ask for spare change, they'll get it, and maybe even a lunch if I'm not busy. But if they piss on my shoes and demand that I buy them beer, they're going to get a fist in their face. Respect is earned. And if you're a weak link who can't take care of themselves and has to beg for handouts, you earn those handouts through respect.

I'm not rich by any means, but fuck anyone who tells me what to do with the shit I spent my whole life earning.

I own a gun as well. I'd like to see him try.

>Jow Forums
>Technology

"I'm sure you know as well as me that this property is owned by the government and I am only employed at their behest, as you potentially might be, but thank you I do try to keep the place picked up.
Would you care to have a seat by the window over there?"

>If he owned a gun, he could just kill you.
Shit, will he let be buy one for him?

You realize that getting this job means we own you, right user? YOU'RE our private property.

I guess we just shouldn't hire you then. Have a great day!

This cuck looks so harmless that I would feel wrong hitting him.

Thank you.
Did you know the rhyme on your shirt is two syllables too long?

Until he starts curb stomping you via the power of the state.

He'd starve to death well before that. At least the lardass commies are somewhat forward-thinking.

>this is what bootlickers actually believe

They're pretty pro-guillotine though

I don't get it who's the bootlicker, the guy in the picture or the guy you're replying to

Why fire him right away?
Stick him in the bog and flog him like a nag.
Split shifts open and close.
Work weekends for CTO, but never approve CTO use.
Require Doctor's note for every unapproved absence.
Require him to do a time study on himself, then write him up for not meeting the standards of his workmates.
Make him sort paperclips and move furniture.
Write him up for taking too long and dock his pay.
Watch his time like a hawk, if he leaves 5 minutes early, dock him for 15.
Document EVERYTHING about his performance and keep him on for 1 year with a history of write-ups and performance issues, then rightfully fire him so he gets no unemployment insurance.
Keep records of all the supplies he used and send him a bill for them after he's fired.

Then he has to explain a 1 year gap in his resume, and when he doesn't pay the bill, you can sue him and attach his future wages.
Then contact his future employer and send them your documentation on how shitty he was.

ITT

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more like this

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>t. butt obliterated söyböy.

Wow, you're a real tough guy.

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Nothing I said was controversial or overly threatening.
>respect is earned
>you aren't entitled to what isn't yours
>self defense
Maybe you really are just a weak bitch if you're offended by those things.

Excuse me?

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Here you go m8

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Sure, just hand over that shirt, scarf, and glasses. No more private property as you say!

But hey, I'm starting my own business, so who's the gifted kid now

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dumb roidfag

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>going to the gym means you take steroids
You feeling fit, buddy?

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Is this the Job Centre Plus thread?

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Lol they couldn't even beat a doggo

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delet this

That's a lot of resent for someone you don't even know.

resentment*

Someones probably done this and had an enormous erection the entire time.

Only right-wing extremists feel the need to be physically intimidating.

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>Be Jamal
>At the gym trying to break open lockers with my nigga Tyrone
J:Aye nigga how bout that locka
T:Na fool look at that bigass nigga who put his shit in there
J:How bout that skinny cracka bois locka
T:aight
>Get your shit stolen
I don't need to be intimidating

here

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Posting this in r/iamverybadass

>how to get assraped by DoL/L&I 101: ft. user who has no idea how labor law works

The state of "white" countries.

> Only right-wing extremists feel the need to be physically intimidating

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>thinks those people represents Marx's ideals in any way

Commie apologists ITT need to fucking die.

Yes, it's a nice property.
I'm also a nice Eastern European.
I'm so nice i'm willing to give you a crash course on what we did to Communists when we purged this retarded concept from our countries.
What do you say?

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Idk about your shit country, but here you need to pay in order to be able to fire anyone before the end of contract, you would endup loosing money for firing someone instead of letting him stay till the end of the contract.

Are you Romanian by any chance? It was the only Eastern European country to violently overthrow a communist regime.

just a bunch of weak guys that somehow managed to seize power from aristocrats and bougies.. and chop their heads off.

>It was the only Eastern European country to violently overthrow a communist regime.
On Western television maybe.
What all of us did to any Commie loyalists after regime changes, well... it was enough to shut all the Commie bastards up and reduce them to irrelevance to this day.

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Well, most of them got purged and/or arrested later on, not hastily executed by firing squad and then having the whole event being broadcasted in national TV like the Ceausescus in Romania

If only western countries could do the same and purge this fake female scientists surge.

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DELET
also double bingo

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I'd like how to get sued for $500

Everyone in a country that used to be communist HATES communists
We don't consider them humans here
t. Polish

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how come so many people fell for this b8
it's obvious Jow Forumsposting without even camouflage and it has nothing to do with technology

>contract

Because it doesn't matter
I know this is bait but expressing my hate for commies is more important
I haven't even been to Jow Forums since the elections because it's insufferable, but commie hate threads are always the best

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Shiet

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Just fuck the government tbqh

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Here a job implies a contract :)

>I know that what I'm doing is wrong but I'll do it anyways because le commies
stupid stormnigger

Helicopter rides are too merciful for the communist scum.

Holy fuckin lol

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Romanians got fucked pretty hard by the people behind Ceausescu.

Those fuckers ordered to kill him so he won't say anything about them.

Romania is a still kinda a shithole because there are still communists descendants in the political parties.

A democracy born on corruption.

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Used to qualify for #3, #6, #10 and #14 to a lesser extent, but I don't think these apply anymore

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I do most of these things to myself to see where the time is going.
My job is pretty lax in this regard.

Weren't Romanian politicians pushing a law to descriminalize corruption? Shit's fucked there.

You should stay there.

Kek, nice try. I'll never burn out

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> Weren't Romanian politicians pushing a law to decriminalize corruption
Pretty much.
The corruption to me seems institutionalized to some degree.

Example (alegedly):
You can pay the doctor to place you on the top of the list.

> Shit's fucked there
It is.

But at least they have some resembles of (absolute) freedom of speech:
If we take in consideration the last protest (beginning of august). During and after the protest a lot of people were writing life threats on social media to the people who disagree with them and no one (to my knowledge) were arrested or persecuted for it.

That is likely be because the government is ignoring the internet sphere.

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should these "humans" be pitied or spat upon?

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Get the fuck out you basedboy. I don't like right wing fags but I might dislike frailbois more. I like striving for a better body everyday. Who doesn't want to look and fuck like a spartan?

Wow did they really change Onions to based

God fucking dammit
Meant sóybóyè

>Eastern Europe
>Going all out sliding towards fascism and away from Western Europe liberal democracy
Have fun being annexed into Putin's neo-USSR.

Aligning with Western European liberal values is as self-destructing if not more than becoming Putin's little bitch.

Western Europe liberal democracy is a sinking ship

libtard gtfo

That's because Western nations have no ethics, not because of allowing humans to have property

>the only two options are the abolishment of private property and Western European liberal democracy
the absolute STATE of neo-Liberal cuckholds

Ofcourse those arent the only two options, fag
Learn to read

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u sure that’s a he

no u learn to read u homo

Hello champ, well it seems your CV shows you're experienced in the area and you're very social unlike the previous guy who came for the interview.
He kept saying reee and showing frog pictures, when I asked if he had a girlfriend he started talking about something called roastie and a manifesto, maybe the kid was hungry or something.
Anyways you got the job champ, see you on monday.

This is the mentality of anti-self-defense retards. You would rather be robbed than shoot some belligerent junkie in the street.