>start with C#!
>no, start with C++
>python is the way to go!
>after you learn C, every language is much easier to learn
How the fuck do I get into it then?
>inb4 "ask yourself what problem you want to solve with programming"
I just want to make some money you idiot
>I just want to make some money you idiot
then see what languages are in demand by employers and learn those you brainlet
>I just want to make some money you idiot
Learn Java
>I just want to make some money you idiot
Learn ABAP. Alternatively, get out of programming, there are easier ways to make money.
Like sucking dicks for a dollar.
Such as?
>I just want to make some money you idiot
Do society a favor and don't get into programming. You probably suck at math and would end up just making shit worse.
This. Learn a trade or something.
only need a million dicks to make it
Unironically this
Programmers are masochists and pervs who just so happen to get paid for it
Rookie numbers. My technique is advanced enough to surpass the default multi-dick sucking, i'm ascending to new highs. At my level you don't even need food.
>browse Jow Forums
>find out what userscripts are
>become genuinely interested and learn JS
>branch out to other languages
at least that's how I did it
See Also any advanced form of construction building, like on oil rigs. You'll ruin your body and social life anyway, why not get better pay for it?
if you want money, webdeving is the way
learn any C, it doesn't matter
once you master one you can pickup the other ones no issue
>Scratch
What?
it literally doesn't matter. just pick one of the big ones at random. people are tribal retards that shill their language just like they would shill their sports team.
Learn some C, learn some C++, learn some Java or C#, then do whatever.
>Java
License shitstorm. Ticking time bomb.
>JS
No job outside webdev.
>C#
Java ripoff by MS. Nuff said.
>Python
Literally the Comic Sans of programming languages.
>C++
Overcomplicated. Solution to problems that exist only in huge scale programs.
>C
Nobody teaches it properly since that requires teaching how POSIX systems work.
>PHP
Troll language. Also, webdev.
>Ruby
It's like Python, but with a nonsensical type system.
>Go
Its lack of generics makes babbies cry.
>Perl
It's like the waterboarding of programming languages.
>SQL
Worst fucking syntax ever. Also, webdev.
>Scala
Literal joke.
>Objective-C
Ditto.
>Apex
kek
>R
If you're a data collection drone, that is.
>Swift
Joke.
>SAS
What?
>MATLAB
Like you have nothing better to do than model friction along a dick-shaped piston.
>Crystal
Sounds like the faggiest thing ever.
>Scratch
If you're planning to ask for monthly paychecks for doing Scratch, you have a serious mental issue.
>less than 100k jobs
>millions of idiots getting comp sci degrees
>billions of pajeets taking all the jobs for half the pay anyway
how could this go wrong?
just start with c#, is decent enough.
I started with cancer, PHP, but that was not a problem, you will just adapt yourself to every language. For example, javascript is more functional oriented and some people use it even for backend.
i know that analogies are retarded but its like you want to make money with self made chairs but dont like learning how to make chairs or furniture in general