I saw a fox prance across the road today

I saw a fox prance across the road today.

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Were you in the Furry Convention or something?

not everyone lives in a degenerate city :^)

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But why do you?

I saw somebody run into a post with their car and completely destroy their front bumper

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how will I ever recover

rip them f to pay respects I wonder how many people died

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By watching some fat dude prancing around across the street while wearing a Fox suit, but then you realize you were staring at a reflection of yourself.

meh I rate the bants 6/10

also nice dubs my dude

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None died thankfully but the road was blocked for a while
That must have been a big mirror

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I rate your ass flat
It's actually a pretty wide building

That reminds me the other day I saw a wreck right off the interstate and someone was crying but I didn't see anyone in the vehicles and no rescue workers so I think the lady was just scared instead of something awful happening

also maybe the road was a mirror

my butt is pretty flat yeah

It's just a brown hole. Instead of sitting on the toilet, you plank on the toilet.

not that flat desu

I would say PROVE it but thats gay like you

that was a good comeback desu nice job also nice dubs

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come on say something rude I'm bored

I try not to be a rude person sorry that I'm boring you :(

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*SLAP*SAY SOMETHING RUDE TO ME

hey I ain't into that gay stuff dude back off we ain't erping here

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*punch*then are you gay

*why

I'M NOT GAY REEEEEEEEE

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PROVE IT GAYGGOT

LITERALLY HOW

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leave bant and never come back

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> he doesn't know how to be straight
That state gayggots

But I like it here :(

Being straight = being normal! There's no way to prove that I'm normal. I have no weird passwords or whatever the g*ys would have.

I heard SHIT POST was in here

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CANON BROLY!

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super hype

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>Being straight = being normal!
Then how do you explain older straight men wanting underage girls?
Your logic has been broken!
?

dubs

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I'm confused by your example! I think you're the one with broken logic!

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Dubs confirm that SHIT POST's logic is broken

based

Yea
What's wrong with it, gayggot?
How does being straight make you Norm when there so many straight people doing some creepy ass shit. The same could be said about homosexuality. The fact you didn't get any of that, makes you a smooth brain.

But degenerates aren't straight, anyone who says pedos are straight is probably a pedo

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>But degenerates aren't straight, anyone who says pedos are straight is probably a pedo
A man you really are a smooth brain

if I'm a smooth brain then you're a smol brain

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Pedophiles are based

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bad

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t. 15yo

All human brains are the same idiot
See he's straight and he's into creepy shit and same goes for but he's GAY.
The point I'm trying to make is that humans are degenerates.

*size

Based humans are fucking terrible just end it already

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WE'RE TRYING TO GET RUSSIA TO PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON, BUT THEY WON'T TAKE THE BAIT!!

all human brains have folds idiot also I'm not a degenerate desu

no

I bet you are a degenerate

Well I know I'm not so neener neener

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It probably some dark shit

genuinely no I don't like all that stuff it grosses me out

genuinely really vanilla

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>inb4 he faps to DBZ
>inb4 he faps to this

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End it

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gross however thanks doc

NOOO I WANNA GET MARRIED TO MY GF AND HAVE KIDS

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Lair
This he probably buys his girlfriend items from Bad Dragon since you don't dragons Ball Z I'm sorry that was a terrible joke

I thought the joke had promise, I'll probably forget about it in a week if you wanna try again.

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I laughed at it and I didn't get it at all

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Fine, faggot.
There was an attempt but then I gave up

good luck next time I hope I laugh

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