What weird or uncommon habits does Jow Forums have?

What weird or uncommon habits does Jow Forums have?

I'll start
>jerk off into hand
>smear jizz on my hand until it's absorbed into the skin
>pee on hand to get rid of jizz
>shower

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This is the most Swedish post I've ever seen.

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i just ejaculated 7 times in 30 minutes i have no refractory period whatsoever please help it hurts and i dont want to feel like this but it doesn't ever end

I constantly move around so I won't get bitten by a filthy mosqui*o

Jeez man
Stop watching furry porn is step 1

i'm not using porn at all

pretty sure it just dries out, sven

time to sleep then

Just like any handcream you can absorb jizz into your skin. It's also healthy for your skin because of the protein.

i cant sleep when im fucki g ti ngling everywhere

I wash my hands after doing almost everything.
I've been developing OCD for years.
I used to wash my feet constantly.
But I got over that and just wear clean socks all the time.

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i scrunch up my nose every now and then for no apparent reason

typical swede
is it that hard to just stop rubbing it

Sure, but I think the vast majority of it does not absorb. That's why washing it off is still all slippery

if you've ever felt what i'm feeling you'd know it isn't that simple
chills
shivering
rapid heartbeat
legs tense up and feel like i can't close them so i cant sleep on my side
if i lay on my stomach i'll just ejaculate on the bed
if i lay on my back it just sticks up and chaffes
if i take off my underwear seminal fluid gets everywhere and makes the tingling worse

i don't like this i dont want to feel this anymore

no wonder there are so many of you

I haven't and I jack off thrice daily
Maybe see a doctor? Never heard of this before my dude

doctors cant do shit about this unless it's a thyroid thing
im not going to chemically castrate myself just to slow it down

could just be a placebo effect

placebo doesn't keep your dick hard after 8 nuts

the fact you think that would be evidence for my theory

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what

i once taste my nut....
tasty

you believe it is a legitimate issue out of your control, so your brain produces the effect

keyword believe

that's called psychosomatic not placebo

whatever sounsd pretty epic/

no, placebo is dependent on belief, psychosomatic is generally stress related

no it's not
dumb furfag

I usually put my little finger inside my belly button and then smell it.
I actually enjoy the smell of it.

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just stop nutting,then bro

psychosomatic is when your mind causes actual physical effects in the body that wouldn't normally be there otherwise. it intensifies with your belief in the ailment.

You're right, psychosomatic is the correct term. Nocebo would be more accurate than placebo, but both refer to treatment.

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either way, you know what I'm saying

whenever i walk around my house i make squishing or sticky noises when my feet stomp up and down so it sounds like im a rubberhose animation character

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>fart on my hand
>smell
>smells bad but i enjoy it for some reason.
>do it again

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I DO THIS but I'm pretty sure it's not OCD though

why does your belly button smell