In which pocket do you put your phone?

Left, with my wallet. Keys go in the right where they can't scratch anything, together with the IEMs which can't be scratched. A tissue or two in the back pocket for emergencies.

Right

Foreskin

Front left
Right left is wallet and keys
Back left is spare change and back right is garbage if a trash can isn't around

Left, same side as penis.
Right pocket has keys and wallet, so no room for penis.

I don't have a phone

I don't carry a spying device on me.

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>buy sony phone
>its sharp edges tears holes in my pockets in a couple of weeks

had to buy a fucking case for it. This is the last Sony (more like Sonshit) I will ever own

left pocket
wallet is on front (phone against leg)

right pocket has work and other badges, and keys

based

Front right pocket, since I'm right handed. Wallet and keys in left pocket.

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front left - phone
front right - wallet, keys, tissues ( ihave chronic rhinitus)
i don't use back pockets

No thanks Jamal, not interested in your profiling thread today.

Front right, or left chest pocket

Underrated.

Left. Right pocket has keys and wallet.

Which is weird because whenever I take my phone out I immediately transfer it to my right. I've tried reversing pockets but the habit is so ingrained it just feels weird.

>In which pocket do you put your phone?
The front pocket in my tighty whiteys.

Front left. Gun goes inside the waistband around where the front right pocket is, which limits what can go in the front right pocket

This one. I use the other bottom pocket for my Flashlight or knife. Top pocket is for wallet.

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I keep my phone in my bag.

>pocket
Enjoy your sterility

fpbp
/thread

>he thinks non-ionizing radiation causes cancer/infertility

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>putting the botnet anywhere near your reproductive organs

Right hip pocket: phone
Left: car keys
Left ass pocket: Business cards, receipts, leftlets or whatever
Right ass pocket: Wallet

Also my jeans have a little inner pocket on the right. I keep my lighter there

>not keeping the risks to a minimum
How are your wife's kids doing, user?

fanny pack

In my backpack

>risks
Nice evidence there champ

Based and redpilled

phone right front
keys/loose change/hard objects, left front
wallet back right
papers/miscellaneous soft items, back left

I'm a man.

For reference, a manager at my part time minimum wage job also does this and blasts rap.
That's who you are associating with.

This

In pocket without hole in it. Since every trouser I own have holes in different pocket it depends.

Phone goes in front right. Wallet goes in front left (putting it in rear pocket is prone to pick pockets and also causes actual back pain if you sit on it too long. Keys usually get thrown into same pocket as wallet.

based

Have fun fucking over your spine with that wallet

Good, keep it at home

I put it in my right pocket, or when I owned a case I used a belt clip. I sadly left it at my mom's place and haven't gotten it back yet.

In my prison wallet.

I got a cool pouch I wear on my belt.

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why is g -so- easy to datamine?

just leave it at home?
If I am not at home I prolly don't have time to talk to dumbfucks anyways

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boomer detected

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>easy to datamine
dataset is so small it's worthless
data is such crap quality it requires manual scrubbing

leave
now

fuck off

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> using the "my data isn't important" argument

not an argument

left side pocket below the spare mag

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Congratulations on getting the obvious. Have you deduced yet that I'm ridiculing you, brainmeister?

i never sit on my wallet, that's just annoying.

that wasn't me, checkmate retard

Boomer

Oof.

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if you have even a slightly-fat wallet, enjoy your sciatica inflammation. Switch to front pocket trust

in my backpack or jacket, but right pocket

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In my purse

used to be right pocket, then I started putting my keys in the little "pocket" which is inside the bigger one in my jeans (all jeans have this I think? I think it's mainly for car keys or something) and I didn't want to scratch the screen or something so I started putting it in my left.

Now it is in my left pocket, and my keys + wallet is in the right one. I am right handed btw.

>wanting kids to being with

Was just about to post in spg about my phone getting scratched when i saw this thread
I bought a redmi note 5 like a month or two ago
Its summer so ive been wearing basketball shorts this whole time
I never use a case or screen protector, phone is fine
Last week i wear jeans for the first time, put my phone in my backpocket and within 20 min my screen is scratched
I thought maybe i had sand in there but i looked thru it and i couldnt find a single trace of sand
Im just looking for an explanation of wtf happened Jow Forums, im now scared of wearing jeans

my messenger bag

Front right pocket, screen in, top of phone face down.
This is the ideal position since when you reach into your pocket and pull your phone out, it will be facing you.
This is also why the ideal headphone jack position is on the bottom of the phone, next to the charging port.

>using hanky codes

You might have already have micro fractures in the screen, and the pressure of being compressed might have caused the microfractures to spontaneously develop into a crack. This is also why you can drop your phone multiple times with no consequences, and then randomly have a ton of cracks on one unlucky drop.

fucking this and only this. phonesitters and wannabe lefties can fuck right off

>he doesn't keep his phone on a yugioh wrist card holder always at the ready

fucking plebs

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Right despite being left handed because of the uneven headphone, I hate to reverse them to put in my left pocket

Left because left handed

>Right despite being left handed
i've always put my phone in my left pocket, and i'm right handed

if I have money then right pocket and if I don't have any money then left pocket

Its definitely not a crack, its a scratch
It has an odd shape, its like a fluid curved swoosh
I think i know the exact moment i scractched it because of this, i took my phone out of my pocket in a curved motion while still sitting, so maybe i should just stand up a little when i pull my phone out
Idk

my shorts have no pockets so I put it in my bra

>phone
>in pocket

In your ear dumbass and connect it to your android smartphone watch.

Phone goes in right pocket, where nothing else lives. Change and keys are in the left.

front right. right handed

Front Left - Nothing
Front Right - Keys (Easy Access for Driving/Unlocking Doors)
Back Left - Wallet (Grab with Left Hand, Remove Card/Pay with Right Hand)
Back Right - Phone (Right Handed)

So much this

this

stay mad boomer

Cant stand the back pocket placement bitches use now, all their clothes are too small and phones too big so half the phone sticks out, and usually screen side inwards, and when you are 4 seconds into staring at her ass you are like shit I hope thats not recording.

serious question. would you find a cell phone hoster to be useful?

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back right pocket.

>front right pocket
phone
>front left pocket
keys and wallet
>back pockets
empty

The only correct answer

Front right - phone
Back right - wallet
Front left - keys & spare change
Back left - receipts, napkins, tissues

Nice

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That shits infected /o too