Which proprietary frameworks do you use?

Let me start, Apps Framework

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>China literally hiring prostitutes to motivate workforce
Why do we hate China again?

>"""""PRETTY""""" women

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I want one so much. It's always the asian countries who get the cool stuff.

They need to be pretty enough to boost the morale, but not pretty enough to distract the employees.

>Pretty """""women"""""

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Can we talk about pic related? How pathetic are those guys? That is just so sad to the degree even I have no idea how to respond. Imagine being this pussy-whipped.

Sauce? I need to show this to my Chinese overlord.

How is getting a personal fuck toy as a gift from higher ups being pathetic or pussy-whipped?

They are not getting a personal hooker dude, article says it's on the level of "hire a friend" except this time it's "hire a pretty woman". She just stands there and has the bare minimum amount of interactions. And honestly, even if she was the office's "hooker", I'd be sad for the saps getting the sloppy hundredths.

Good job, you derailed your own thread

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fuck off roastie

>woman running down the sidewalk pepper spraying and hitting herself.webm

Learn to read between the lines my dude. Why would a bunch of geeks want a female friend when they have nothing in common to talk about? Those female workers are literally sex toys to boost productivity. Imagine going to ur job, working for a few hours on a complex project, nutting inside a cutie, then going back to work. This is the future of development whether you like it or not.

>make shitty topic too intelligent for Jow Forums to even know what he means
>post article that pisses off incels
It was on purpose

the idea in that pic is honestly not bad. Companies already do this (see hundreds of "office admin" roles) in the west, just more subtlety

this, guess no one here work at silicon valley

I am all in for that except this is not what is happening. Bitch just talks to them. It's like a secretary except she doesn't do anything. She doesn'thave sex with any of them. She is a living statue that sometimes talks to people. It's like the viewers of some dumb twitch whore, except this time she isn't even wearing skimpy clothing. This is just so sad.

>working for casino in vegas on table level card and die monitoring software
>finish over a week early because I always overestimate how long anything will take
>told to go see the floor manager for a bonus for finishing early
>assume I'm getting some chips to piss away on craps
>he presents me with a hotel room and hooker instead
>try to tell him no thanks but he just asks if I want a guy instead
>knees weak arms spaghetti
>robautist mode activates and I speedwalk away
>still a virgin to this day

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what does SV have to do with anything

Is this real? They literally were paying for you to not be so depressed at work.

>someone brings you free breakfast
>someone to play ping-pong with during break
sign me in

its literally the best idea ive ever heard

I could believe you being too autistic to hire a prostitute, but nobody is a huge enough sperg to literally run away from one as a gift. You clearly wanted the guy but were too scared to admit it.

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Catch is .. you have to work 14 hours a day for shit pay and then go home to your tiny allotted apartment alone.

How is that any different from Western devs?

Sure, if you know she's a high quality clean one. STDs too much of a risk.

We already have this in America, they're called secretaries and administrative assistants.

Xamarin, especially Xamarin.Forms
I kinda hate it, but it's really fast to develop some protoype with it when id doesn't shit itself on anything a little weirder than what it expect you to use it for.

It is kind of sad, but its still nice to get attention from females even if you know its superficial. It triggers a serotonin release whether its "real" or not.

> Imagine going to ur job, working for a few hours on a complex project, nutting inside a cutie, then going back to work

Sounds like a dream.

> This is the future of development whether you like it or not.

Hardly, if only it were true. More likely the future is "big companies push women into IT to lower everyone's paycheck, and the women are useless and complain about things in the office a lot"

Because "We" are poor and have no job and would never ever get a women in China. At home there's at least a small chance of getting laid or you could actually afford a prostitute with moms credit card, good luck with that in China where an uneducated meet can work 12h/6d and get barely enough to finance your basic needs without even having private space to fap.

IBM WebSphere

>finance your basic needs without even having private space to fap.
That's fucking hot. I mastered stealth faps twenty years ago, so much that i'm nostalgic for that shit. How do i sign up?

>productivity up 7.2%
>productivity up 7.2%
>productivity up 7.2%

I'm not in a position to judge how pathetic somebody else's life is. ;_;

>Not giving me head while coding python scripts

>asks if I want a guy instead
based floor manager sees it how it is

>manager literally gives you a bitch to fuck
>still spergs out

They should just hire robots to cheer them up and talk to them.

I'm not interested in a woman that has to feign interest in me or pretend to care about my mental health. All I want when I go to work is to be given my task and be left alone to do it.

I don't blame you. It's possibly illegal, weird, and a health-risk. We really need to legalize and regulate that shit.

This.
You''d have to be the most delusional and pathetic faggot if you think they actually care about you.