/csg/ - purchasing products from respectable Chinese sellers general (chink shit general)

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on AliExpress, Taobao, Gearbest, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

THE ALIEXPRESS SALE STARTS IN 19 HOURS! POST DEALS!

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/bUJ3VGM

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

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Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chink
warosu.org/g/thread/S67316762
s.aliexpress.com/rUV3iMjA
s.aliexpress.com/UrIvuu2Y?fromSns.
aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20180827024751&SearchText=webcam sticker
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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Just a reminder:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chink
>Chink has been compared in degree of offensiveness to terms such as nigger, dago, Jap, and kike,[18] as well as paki (Pakistani).[19]

Recieved screen protectors for my rn4 and galaxy tab 6a.
Quality seems better that the garbo that came with them.
Took them only 8 days to arrive.

Would the 32 gig version fit in my switch? Switch is SDHC up to 32 gig, is this SDHC?

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Fuck off niggerchink

Long lasting archive link to the previous thread:

warosu.org/g/thread/S67316762

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>THE ALIEXPRESS SALE STARTS IN 19 HOURS! POST DEALS!
But it's already going.

Yes.
sdxc is 64 and above
Based and redpilled

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Don't worry, we call the Koreans chinks too :)

Yes, it literally says SDHC on the card.

any good phone deals going on ?

Why 32gb? Switch supports cards up to 2TB. At least get 64gb for the faster speeds.

obviously OP is retarded

Follow up on this. Should I remove the screen protector? Will it be okay without a cover yet or any protection?

Fuck it, why not.

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Items are already "shipping" out boys!!

If you're worried about it just keep the scren protector on until our get a case or a proper screen protector for it

delet this

What screen protector should I go for? Not sure if tempered glass is a meme or not(really not familiar with this). Thanks user

Racists get out!

Check out the review on this

s.aliexpress.com/rUV3iMjA

I am about to order a replacement display screen with frame for a galaxy s8 on aliexpress from HKCeltics store. Almost all reviews seem to be good. Do you think i will get chinked?

nope

no u, chink

>3dpd roastie shit
fucking hell at least post a warning or something

>Is very pimp now will have to prove my woman
The exhibitionist reviews are the oddest thing. That and the chink sellers just ignoring them, even when they reply to the reviews.

Some listings do seem to have no pictures, so maybe not all chink sellers want the reviews to be filled with pervs.

Very NSFW link btw.

Yay, i will post an update when it arrives

Tempered glass is much better than plastic. Or you could just get a flip case, which also does a good job protecting the screen.

noice

How long has Jap been offensive? I never knew, fuck.

It's always been offensive... It's from wwii

Well that's what I might buy, so a screen protector ain't necessary then?

Nah, either will do.

Awesome. Appreciate your help user.

Racistposter, you'll never get a gookfu, stop trying.

>just a bunch of old links
>and literally no news
wtf

Any recommendations on magnetic plugs for microusb cables please?

Reused picrel as well

what is that second thing?

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ew

Sorry dude

Oh boy, what we got there

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Looks like a glove

Well, technically you're right... Time to put it into machine and see if I got chinked

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Every time you say chink your package gets delayed by two more days

what model is that and for what price? can you do benchmarks and stress test?

>chink gpus come with gloves
chink metal poisoning has gotten that bad, really?

Damn dude, you went against every core /csg/ principle, I'll pray for your chinkPC.

What gloves are those?

What card is it meant to be? How much?

i-is that a vga port? oh you about to get chinked, unless you bought old shit on purpose

Stop trying racistposter

Coupon rain in approx 13 minutes

I'm poor bois, in other case I wouldn't buy chink GPU. Card is GTX 750Ti 2GB, exactly this one s.aliexpress.com/UrIvuu2Y?fromSns. And of course it's now on sale, cause fuck me. I will do all benchmark and tests.
No idea, but feels like pretty cool material. At first thought they would be worse.

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from the looks of that fabric i wouldn't touch electronics with it, seems like it might casue more harm (static) than good. they do seem like a perfect candidate to help prevent smudges on glass/plastic while cleaning

Anyone used one of these before?

aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20180827024751&SearchText=webcam sticker

Thanks for advice buddy. And now... it's time to say goodbye to this bad boy.
You served me well, old friend

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What about them? They do exactly what you think they to.

finally!

what is it, /csg/?

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Mousepad

Dragon dildo?

1 minute!

F

I'd rather use the ol' "disconnect/cut/remove the webcam+microphone cable".

The design of that is so gloriously outdated, I love it.
Definitely not a mouse pad.

Thanks!

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Would they work on a t430?

Is that the DEUS VULT edition?

yep

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What do you think?

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Are you expecting a 'no'?

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How likely is it that these AREN'T rubber duckeys...

No, the processor cache is going to overheat and your SSD won't be able to TRIM reliably.

>tfw my SSD was never able to TRIM reliably
>tfw my SSD is a mess of body hair and pubes
ayy

>my SSD is a mess of body hair and pubes
serves you right for using shit like ntfs

...

>Chinks
>Human

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Now I can't review them

Are there any chink open ear headphones memed around here these days? my somic v2s just broke and the infographic looks outdated as fuck

over ear*

Link?

Any changes of taking apart a godawful chink mouse like this one and turning it into something good enough?

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Anyone know where to get cheap kindles, preferably with free shipping?

it's 'custom mousepad', I used an engraving from Albrech Dürer, though it does not look as good as I imagined it would.


If you plan on using the same picture, raise the contrast in PS, convert to black and white and then clean the sky from dirt (which is on the original print)

GPU user here, everything seems to be okay by now. Fans are surprisingly quiet. Also made some benchmarks and stress test

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Customs wants me to give them every detail about my package. How do I avoid getting taxed a lot?
The chinks sent my OnePlus 6 as a "45$ gift box", they even gave me a paper that says "mobilephone, 45$ and seller info. The customs are holding my phone now.

They want me to give them the exact name of the item, screenshot the item on Ali and bank transaction info.

What do I do Jow Forumsuys?
Could I say that it was a gift or replacement, and not an order or something?

>Hungary

Thanks anons!

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>OnePlus 6
Not big loss.

Wey! They’ve stitched you right up!

They have opened your package and know what's inside. If you lie to them, they will confiscate it.

why did you buy the phone from ali?

when does summer end

Any deal on the Amazfit Bip? I only found it for $66 on ali

Fucking wooeasy accidently wasted my coupon on their T2 which is $2.30 more expensive.
NiceHCK is cheaper but they might run out of stock soon.

Saved $2 on a $44 order today. How is every one elses Brands Shopping Week going?

I know that, but they don't know how much I paid for it or anything else about it basically.

I want to lie about the price or something. My sister's Xiaomi phone didn't get taxed but the chinks posted it the same way.
It was cheaper to get it from there during the Ali sale.

Refurbished phone. That or claim it's a replica. So not worth as much as a new, genuine OnePlus 6. Then have it might get through under whatever your customs limit is?

Gift won't work, they know you bought it and sent it to yourself. Replacement won't explain some random chink store sending it to you, not the manufacturer. Plus you're missing all the associated paperwork that comes with a real warranty replacement.

There's no easy way to say this user. You'll have to do your duty and pay the import taxes.

>no news
kys OP

Is TMall legit or am I getting chinked?

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>Hungary

Then just forge an invoice that matches the undervaluation on the customs declaration and email that to the post office. That's what I always do, never got caught.