Female girl here. Make me laugh and I will do anything you want for 1 night

Female girl here. Make me laugh and I will do anything you want for 1 night.

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youtube.com/watch?v=oxoqm05c7yA
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bitchute.com/video/V0QX2C2OYUzE/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

I got a joke
Women's rights

my joke is why is the sun so close to the moon??? it isn’t xD

Why do you think you can have requirements.

I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time consuming.

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rape.

Jow Forums on halloween

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>Costa Rica
Imagine thinking """""""""""""she"""""""""""" will actually deliver

This

it's basically running joke now

FAGGOT

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tits or gtfo

a real girl wouldn't post lewd anime unless she was really ugly

this

The man bought a hat. And it fits him well!

>Thailand
>Girl
pick one

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

How are women like pianos?
When they're not upright, they're grand

>that flag

I’m not falling for this, faggot

I don’t get it.

What does a painter do when he gets cold? He puts on another coat!

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look up the various meanings of grand

whats the similarity between a dead body and a soda can?
you wanna crack open a cold one

Fucking weeaboo go to Japan and be like:
>"W-where are the subtitles?"

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fuck off and die homo

>The man who mistook his wife for a hat.
>And it fits him well!

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What's the difference bw a thief and a man at a strip club?
The thief snatches your watch

>want
me plz

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Why did the snail take so long to put on his shell?
Cuz he was feeling sluggish!

Okay, so a guy robs a bank and walks up to three people that witnessed the event.

He asks the first "Did you saw what I did?"

>Yes

He shoots him

Next the second

"Did you saw what I did?"

>Yes

He shoots him

He then slowly aproaches the last one, and asks him "did you saw what I did?"

>Yes

He shoots him

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bazinga

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Uh huh, there aren't any girls here

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ur gay lol

Nigger

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?
.
.
.
Because they're ugly and they stink.

you are not fem, you just have a micropenis

I have cats, and I'm gay as fuck (but completely cisgender). I like penises, and I like my penis.

>Female girl

Now he has to deal with the witnesses that saw the three murders

Bant
Ban
Ba
Be
Bea
Beat
Meat

femanon here too

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Prove it to me, maybe you'll get a piece of this.

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Who gives a crap

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eat my ass

heh

youtube.com/watch?v=oxoqm05c7yA

youtube.com/watch?v=XjlBXmn2Q0s

ah yes female girl, that thing that all girls introduce themselves as

ha!

>flag is similar to thailand
nice try ladyboy

>1 post by this id
>all these betas replying unironically to this bait
>tits or gtfo isn't first post
bitchute.com/video/V0QX2C2OYUzE/

You will laugh at this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

>Female girl
>Thailand