THANK YOU BASED LENOVO

for this great sale!

lenovo.com/us/en/laptops/thinkpad/thinkpad-p/ThinkPad-P72/p/22WS2WPWP72

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nigga NO

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>Save up to 0%
wow, great sale you got there Lelnovo

how can you say "NO" to such a great deal?

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>up to 0%
does it mean you can get a negative discount?

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>With powerful Intel® Core™ and Xeon™ processors
>does not come with a threadripper
oh boy, it sure will be an excellent seller...

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how else are they going to snoop in your pc?

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>Serious workstation
>using incel cpu

Kek wut?

>launching new products with Intel processors when they have 22+ hardware security vulnerabilities and counting

>Threadripper in a laptop
why though?
I get that the Xeons they put in laptops probably cause fires and burn through the battery in an hour, but wouldn't a Threadripper be worse?

threadripper is more power efficient, but it doesn't come with integrated graphics, which makes it unsuitable for a laptop.

>but it doesn't come with integrated graphics, which makes it unsuitable for a laptop.
those laptops come with discrete graphics. did you even look at the specs?

but those dedicated graphics use too much power when idling, don't they?

>dedicated graphics used in workstation laptops with xeons use too much power to be used in laptops
are you dense?
>what is PCI-E power saving

Xeons don't have integrated graphics......

What type of consumer would buy this laptop? Why would you need that much storage and memory?

people with actual jobs that work on site.

I see. So it would be supplied by your employer and not intended for home use.

or you work as a freelancer and buy it yourself.

when you make money doing something, you can afford to invest in the tools you use to make money with.

Got the Asus R5 1600 and RX 580 and it works dreams in video editing + rendering feelsgoodman.

fuck you lenovo, where is a285/485?

>7.5 lbs

>reverse search
>first result is a tumblr dedicated to cuckolding
wew lad

>personalized search results
wew lad

onions boy too weak to carry his mobile workstation

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>gets off on being humiliated
>too much of a coward to own it anonymously
wew lad

>says the guy getting cuckold tumblr pages at the top of his personalized search results

>says the guy that gets his fap material from cuckold tumblr pages

It isn't a consumer laptop, it's a workstation laptop.

>Amerifats can't get ryzen thinkpad yet.
lenovo.com/de/de/laptops/thinkpad/edge-series/ThinkPad-E585/p/22TP2TEE585?menu-id=E585
lenovo.com/de/de/laptops/thinkpad/thinkpad-a-series/ThinkPad-A485/p/22TP2TAA485?menu-id=A485

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now, kiss

>mobile
>17inch
are the trolling that's even worse than the 0% discount

Im unironically into cuckolding and i can tell at a glance that both of you are as well. Just own up to it, it's okay

actually though wtf lenovo. where are they

E series are not kosher, dumb goy
the A is the T equivalent, i would guess

Welcome to the botnet!

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what's the problem with the E-series? Someone who doesn't use thinkpads here

What the fuck is the obsession with super beefy laptops? The are never going to be as powerful as there equivalently powered desktop counterparts. Plus, with a laptop these bulky and power hungry, you loose most the mobility advantage that a laptop was supposed to offer. If you really need something powerful while remaining mobile while not just get a laptop and spin up a server hosted by some cloud provider when you need more processing power? Or hey, Lian-Li even offers a case with a handle. Why not use that?

>Or hey, Lian-Li even offers a case with a handle. Why not use that?
why the fuck are you gonna carry an entire desktop around? Where the fuck are you gonna plug it in? What about peripherals?

>intelaviv
>jewvidia
>dropped

>opens p72 (got a great deal)
>powers on
>windows takes 15 minutes to load
>its fine because I have 6tb, its worth
>load matlab
>start complex calculation
>cpu melts through the plastic onto the desk
>fire starts, pull laptop away from desk while its going fukushima
>sheer weight of laptop breaks both femurs and traps me under the 300C powerful Intel brand Xeon processor and the 400C amazing next gen NVIDIA Quadro gpu
>I immolate and die
>microsoft steals my death data

>>windows takes 15 minutes to load
what is funny about making irrelevant shit up?

I usually go get me some tea while Microsoft Office starts.

it's open and ready to go in less than 3 seconds for me.

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>le windows is slow to load meme
I bet your a faggot that thinks SSDs are placebo

It literally has 3 drives and one of them is mechanical.

they are lol

>one of them is mechanical.
do why would anyone install software on the 1 drive that is slow? are you retarded?

Economic crisis serires

>labor day
>not May 1st
>up to 0%

>buying a thinkpad in 2018
LOL

>Oy Vey this customer wants a 0% discount!
>What does he need a 10% surcharge for?
>Only a 20% surcharge? It's like anotha shoa!

They are unironically the best laptops money can buy.

I'm not poor. I can literally buy a macbook every day if i wanted to. :)

I am even less poor. I can literally buy both a Thinkpad and a dedicated waffle iron.

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Yes, that would most likely be the case for this product, like many of the laptops from "professional"/"business" product lines

Or if you're self-employed and make enough money as says