>He boots up Windows 10
>10 minutes later, after the system finishes booting, he immediately gets 3 notification adverts of useless apps
>Blue box appears onscreen
>Your computer isn't up to date!
>System updates itself without him doing anything
>20 minutes later, he finally gets to use his system.
>He launches Chrome
>Instant BSOD
>Reboots
>Launches Chrome again.
>After about 30 seconds, he can finally use muh interwebz.
>Gets a virus almost instantly.
>Anti-Virus detects it.
>Anti-Virus tells him he needs to pay 59.99$ to remove the virus
>Virus begins to delete his files and system
>He reinstalls the system
>He wants to play muh videao gamez
>Installs steam
>Launches... crashes... Launches again
>Installs game
>Networking speeds throttled due to hundreds of gigs of personal information being shipped off to Microsoft every second
>Game finally installs after 9 hours
>Finally gets to play
>Gets horrible performance
>aw fuck now I need graphics drivers
>There are 400 different drivers to choose from, but only one works
>Thing is, it doesn't tell him which one works
>After about 3 days, he finally finds the working one
>Plays game
>Gets moderate performance
>99% of CPU is being used up by Spyware.exe
>The other 1% is being used up by SystemBlurs.exe
>His computer sounds like a jet engine, regardless of playing a game or not, due to the constant spyware apps running in the background.
>Computer's fans being 100%'d all the time causes them to fry
>Fried fans cause CPU to overheat and die
>Sir Winfaggot is now out of a computer, and a lot of money
This is the average day in the life of a Windows faggot.
He boots up Windows 10
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Um, sweetie, where did Windows touch you?
imagine being a buttblasted lincuck
This is the average day of a lincucks user:
>spend entire day trying to make the OS recognize your basic peripherals
>can't
>install a real OS such as Windows and actually get work done
Sleek and straight to the point.
>Sir Winfaggot gets fed up with Windows and tries Linux
>Blazing fast performance
>Amazing thermals
>Better FPS in games
>Can actually write documents without the system crashing
>Firefox doesn't rape his system
>Hasn't gotten a single virus
>But fuck, there's one application he needs that only works on Windows, regardless of WINE.
>Tries to dual-boot Windows 10
>Partitions correctly
>Tries to install Windows 10 64 bi-
>Microsoft only supplies 32-bit on their site
>Tries to install Windows 10 32-bit
>Windows 10 becomes a faggot and wipes whole drive and installs itself there
>MFW this actually happened to me
>t. SEETHING mactoddler
I literally had windows 10 become irrecoverably broken after installing synaptics touchpad drivers on an older laptop. It wouldn't even boot, restarting endlessly. Linux automatically detected the same touchpad without any issues.
>lincuck
u spelled wincuck wrong
isnt the entire point of a dual boot to isolate the two partitions and treat them as seperate drives
How the fuck did windows even do that
>2018
>synaptics