>He boots up Windows 10
>10 minutes later, after the system finishes booting, he immediately gets 3 notification adverts of useless apps
>Blue box appears onscreen
>Your computer isn't up to date!
>System updates itself without him doing anything
>20 minutes later, he finally gets to use his system.
>He launches Chrome
>Instant BSOD
>Reboots
>Launches Chrome again.
>After about 30 seconds, he can finally use muh interwebz.
>Gets a virus almost instantly.
>Anti-Virus detects it.
>Anti-Virus tells him he needs to pay 59.99$ to remove the virus
>Virus begins to delete his files and system
>He reinstalls the system
>He wants to play muh videao gamez
>Installs steam
>Launches... crashes... Launches again
>Installs game
>Networking speeds throttled due to hundreds of gigs of personal information being shipped off to Microsoft every second
>Game finally installs after 9 hours
>Finally gets to play
>Gets horrible performance
>aw fuck now I need graphics drivers
>There are 400 different drivers to choose from, but only one works
>Thing is, it doesn't tell him which one works
>After about 3 days, he finally finds the working one
>Plays game
>Gets moderate performance
>99% of CPU is being used up by Spyware.exe
>The other 1% is being used up by SystemBlurs.exe
>His computer sounds like a jet engine, regardless of playing a game or not, due to the constant spyware apps running in the background.
>Computer's fans being 100%'d all the time causes them to fry
>Fried fans cause CPU to overheat and die
>Sir Winfaggot is now out of a computer, and a lot of money
This is the average day in the life of a Windows faggot.
He boots up Windows 10
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Um, sweetie, where did Windows touch you?
imagine being a buttblasted lincuck
This is the average day of a lincucks user:
>spend entire day trying to make the OS recognize your basic peripherals
>can't
>install a real OS such as Windows and actually get work done
Sleek and straight to the point.
>Sir Winfaggot gets fed up with Windows and tries Linux
>Blazing fast performance
>Amazing thermals
>Better FPS in games
>Can actually write documents without the system crashing
>Firefox doesn't rape his system
>Hasn't gotten a single virus
>But fuck, there's one application he needs that only works on Windows, regardless of WINE.
>Tries to dual-boot Windows 10
>Partitions correctly
>Tries to install Windows 10 64 bi-
>Microsoft only supplies 32-bit on their site
>Tries to install Windows 10 32-bit
>Windows 10 becomes a faggot and wipes whole drive and installs itself there
>MFW this actually happened to me
>t. SEETHING mactoddler
I literally had windows 10 become irrecoverably broken after installing synaptics touchpad drivers on an older laptop. It wouldn't even boot, restarting endlessly. Linux automatically detected the same touchpad without any issues.
>lincuck
u spelled wincuck wrong
isnt the entire point of a dual boot to isolate the two partitions and treat them as seperate drives
How the fuck did windows even do that
>2018
>synaptics
>A laptop from 2012
I literally have no idea but it actually wiped my other partition without me doing anything.
>Windows faggot has to deal with retarded drivers in a CD, while the LMR just plugs and plays
>implying Windows is competent enough to actually get anything more than scribblings on MS paint done.
>Install Windows once
>Updates once every six months because I told it to
>Never have a BSOD
>Chrome works fine 99% of the time
>Steam never crashes
>CPU usage hovering between 2 and 6% idle
>60FPS on every game
I can't be the only one, right?
Same for me except I never go above 60fps or maybe 35 because my GPU is from 2006
>Being this retarded ever.
Note that the memory usage is because I have like twenty Chrome tabs, an IDE and Microsoft Word open.
Nobody gives a fuck about your GPU or it's performance, and it wasn't relevant to anything being discussed you fucking autistic retard.
>Boots up Windows 10
>hits login screen in 1.2 seconds
>Logs in, immediately has full desktop ready to go the second I hit enter
>system update is ready to be downloaded, starts working in the background, only visual change is 'update and shutdown' instead of shutdown
>Spools up vm for visiting questionable sites, lol woops got a virus, nuke the vm and start again in 10 sec
>Wants to play some vidya
>Boots up steam, launches game with no issues
>Spent one minute looking for a script to turn off telemetry and block domains in hostfile, so speeds are fine
>Game installs in seconds after download
>Easy 150 FPS with a three generation old card in a modern game
>Driver installs without any issues or problems
>Not being an autist and not downloading anything and everything like the old limewire days means 99% of my 8700k is free when I'm not doing anything
>Homebuilt PC is whisper quiet because fan curves are set up and I don't install a shitton of bloatware
ohai, I'm a Windows/Ubuntu faggot, how ya doin
Once I was booting Windows 10 in a VM and the power went out. It never booted again, had to reinstall.
>he thinks he can remove all windows spyware with a simple application
Fugg the image didn't attach
Windows 10 is the only OS that I've had just "break" and require a full reinstall. Never had that problem with any previous version of Windows, nor Linux.
>he's a paranoia fag
>Works on my machine
top kek 10/10
would read again
See, it just works.
As a wincuck I can confirm this is how my life is.
Accurate for the most part, it legitimately takes 5 minutes to load this shit OS, reminds me of using XP on my old Dell prebuilt in the early 2000's.
you must be really buttblasted to type all this shit out lmao
Jesus christ why wincuks hate themselves so much?
>make Windows install disk so to fix Windows boot loader I buggered up installing Linux
>plug in, reboot system
>straight to grub2
>reboot again, sweet bios to boot usb drive first
>straight to grub2 again
>reboot, mash function keys till get to boot option menu
>pick usb drive
>straight to grub2 again
>okay.tar.gz
>reboot again
>won't go past motherboard logo
>all function keys do nothing
>can't even into bios
>have to pull hard drive out for it to enter bios
>end up using Linux install usb to reinstall
>never touch Windows again
What I'm supposed to do OP?
I'm too much of a brainlet for lunix
>use linux
>still get chucked by windows
If you're a newfag to Linux, go elementaryOS. It's easy to use and it's what I started out with.
Here's a simple guide if something goes wrong
>I can't install a .deb
Type "sudo apt-get install gdebi" in Terminal, this will install an application to allow you to use .debs
>It's erroring when I try to install something via Terminal!
Search engines are your friends, look up the issue, 99% of times it will have a solution
>But I have Windows apps I wanna use!
WINE exists, and try to force yourself to use Linux alternatives, and try not to touch Windows if at all possible.
Doing these will make your Linux experience the best ever.
Also be sure to customize your system to make it your own. I recommend the Moka icon pack.
thanks to that user for recommending windows embedded 8.1 industry pro so I don't have to suffer like OP.
You freetards all tell bullshit like this, but the real problems begun when I tried Gnu/gentoo/autism/loonix, I couldn't set up the internet connection unless I installed a specific driver, which I'd have to get from the site, so I had to do that on Windows, then reboot into loonex and figure out how to activate it. The drivers rely on a shitty script that works 30% of the time, can't even make that up. This wasn't a problem on my netbook, but performance was even worse than windows 8, fuck. Constant lag, CPU overload, long responses, ugh.
cute samefagging.
>he blames his autism on linux
Linux literally installs the drivers for you. How do you fuck that up?
windows is salty about you installing other OS' on the system.
One time i tried installing Debian but because i forgot to DBAN the hard drive, despite overwriting the windows partition, the windows kernel promptly bricked the entire computer and gave me a big "fuck you" blue screen with a ":^)" face.
I managed to remove it after i DBAN'ed the drive, but somehow the remaining header byte is still slightly corrupt and won't let me update the system.
Fuck windows, cancer is preferable to that dog shit.
I once got a simple cheap laptop from online to install Linux on it, I did everything right but Windows got pissy and destroyed the SSD
>he trusts windows corp
or
>he things windows corp is that dumb
remember user: always nuke the drive with DBAN before installing linux, otherwise winshit will fuck ur shit up
>butthurt about windows 10
>install ubuntu
>work alright out of the box
>lot of screwing around to fix tearing and mouse acceleration
>figure out how to do it
>no more problems for a month
>update system
>reboot
>can't use mouse and keyboard
>tearing
>pulseaudio randomly stop working
>xorg frozen until i switch to another tty and back
>can't unfuck half of this bullshit
>reinstall windows 10
Next time i'll use either debian, centos or slackware, fuck updating the OS almost nothing good ever come from doing this.
>winfaggot tries out linux mint
>noevau erros plaster the screen
>winfaggot has to hard reboot
>Linux literally installs the drivers for you
No it doesn't, you laptop cuck. On windows I plug shit in and it just works, here I have to summon demons for basic functionality, only for freetards to then come and tell me what I went through wasn't real. Stallman, Torvalds and others behind linux are abysmal autists who refuse to use the power and opportunities that capitalism gives them in a capitalistic society just because "muh free software". Linux would not be such a mess if there was a team of devs behind it with consistent paychecks because the software that they produce is given out at value that is enough to compensate their spendings/work. And with a marketing team, Linux would actually take off and would get wide support across all industries.
>On windows I plug shit in and it just works
>mfw
fuck off you micro$hill, literally anyone who has used windows for more than a week knows that's false
If you're running supported hardware the drivers are baked into the kernel and should just werk, the only exception is probably proprietary graphics drivers which still get installed by any normie distro.
If you have some obscure unsupported wireless chipset too bad, use windows then.
>Linux would not be such a mess if there was a team of devs behind it with consistent paychecks
Pretty sure the vast majority of kernel devs are paid.
>get fresh ssd
>it needs an OS
>install windows 10
>literally every driver that was needed was auto installed
>everything works
Drivers aren’t hard now nor where they ever hard. Only people who complain about drivers are idiots who haven’t used modern windows 10 or are too fucking dumb to know what’s inside of there PC
>win 10 slow as fuck 1.5gb bloat at start
>move to linux
>quick starts
>no random lag
>no pop ups telling me to try windows "apps"
>one big problem
>pen stylus doesn't work because intel jew proprietary
>have to go back to bloat bullshit intrusive windows 10 because drawing
fuck windows 10
>on windows i plug shit in and it just works
At least try to make your lies believable, microjew employee.
I never realized how much Linux babied me until I reinstalled windows and I spent half an hour testing cables until I realized ethernet drivers don't just werk
None of this shit ever happened to me, you're just too much of a brainlet to use Windows
Okay give me a singe example of Windows 10 failing you. I have a disc of unusual type and sometimes, it causes a black screen when pulled out before a proper error message is given, in case the DVD drive does not support certain rare formats. That is how specific you have to get for Windows to fuck up.
>I’m too retarded to know what Ethernet chipset I have so I can go to the venders site to get drivers
Didn't windows "just work", jew? What's the problem?
I don't know what happens after 8.1. I guess I'll probably just kill myself.
Don't kill yourself, buy a Window 365 subscription instead.
Literally if I walk away from the system for about 15 minutes it will crash itself, causing me to force reboot.
The fact that it doesn't like dual-booting any system that isn't Windows
The thermals are horrible. Windows 10 idling sounds the same as the same machine with elementaryOS playing a game.
Not to mention it lags like crazy
The UI is horribly designed.
The stock applications suck like ass
It's slow
>no fullscreen notifications
Missing simple features that every modern OS has
Literally the built-in unactivated mode has obvious ways around supposedly locked down stuff
>paying for an OS
Stop defending this piece of shit, I'm certain you poomen would know a lot about shit.
Had a similar problem the other day.
>back up all my data to an external HDD I got after my grandma passed away
>after encountering issues installing Debian I finally got everything I wanted setup
>go to copy data off of HDD all to find out the unlocking software on the device is Windows and MacOS only
>can't figure out how to get data off the device because of being a massive retard
>say fuck it and get rid of Debian partition and go back to Windows for some dumb reason
This time I plan on trying every piece of major software in a VM before going for a VM.
>half of the replies ITT are OP larping
ummmmmmmmmmmm
Faggot, all my posts usually have a reaction image with them, and they all start with
>reaction(number).(extension)
Plus, I have a very unique writing style.
Worked for me just fucking fine but even when it doesn’t work it’s not difficult to find proper updated drivers wether it be Windows 10, 7, XP or even 98. I’ve never failed at finding drivers for any PC as long as I knew what was inside of it
You're doing great.
t. NSA
>hes still going on
yikes
Linux has better driver support, sometimes it's freedums can be annoying though
>Buy $1500 gaming laptop with no OS
>It actually comes with the Endless distro
>Boot it up, it's in fucking 640x480
>After some troubleshooting remember I have to install nvidia graphics
>mfw most people would just send it back or BUY windows over this
Found the pajeet wincuck
Same except I wake up from the fantasy
>hur dur windunga crash on me. me feel anger, me see crash every much
Bullshit? Exaggeration? For me it works fine even if I keep the shit on for days. What kind of machine are you even using, I have a toaster from 2010 and it works without an error.
>big metal smart rock make loud scary noise. grug not like
I have no idea how Windows is directly responsible for "louder" idling, since it's the hardware heating up and fans making the noise. It is true that Windows has more background processes, but so it has wider functionality. And I bet TempleOS games would beat both W10 and Linux in terms of loading the hardware, but that just proves that for more functionality and/or graphical quality you have to pay with more computations.
>lag
what?
>The UI is horribly designed.
Alright, here's a good one. If they ditched this whole Xbox colored square bullshit and just went with the "win 7 but more minimalistic and modern" theme, it'd be perfect.
>The stock applications suck like ass
Kinda. Paint 3D is pretty good though.
>It's slow
Define slow. To me it seems fast enough. Definitely faster than linux with its drivers I have to set up each time over USB to get a slower connection because the other Wifi connector just won't work.
> have no internet, need drivers
> the drivers are in the internet
>what is your motherboard's driver CD
>what is having the drivers before hand
>what is putting those drivers on the boot media you use to install windows
>what is having another PC if somehow you forget and fuck up everything
>I have no idea how Windows is directly responsible for "louder" idling, since it's the hardware heating up and fans making the noise.
Post discarded.
>not running windows in a virtual machine
It's only way that the virus can be properly quarantined
>Boots up Windows 10
>Only takes 25 seconds so no time to get coffee
>Clean desktop with bullshit because he turned it off
>Launches Visual Studio, the best IDE ever created
>Gets paid $120/hour because he uses whatever tools and languages are required
>Everything just works
>Finishes work early, time for some world class games
>Since windows has the best performance he gets 120 FPS
5 minutes ago you were saying you would go to "venders" site and that you were not retarded.
all 6 of my computers had every driver just work with windows 10. 5 of 6 required fucking around for hours in linux.
Sadly, the tool I wanted to use (Hammer map editor) doesn't run well when virtualized.
>Windows has the best performance
Yeah no, my machine gets so much better performance running Linux than it does running Windows.
Not having a bloated, spyware infested operating system does wonders to performance.
>boot up Windows
>loads pretty quickly
>login
>desktop loads pretty quickly
>click on firefox
>4 hours later it launches
Can someone explain why this happens, I never have this problem on Linux
Aside from the 60FPS part, literally this.
it's obvious, it's because windows is unoptimized as hell.
>if there was a team of devs behind it with consistent paychecks
But user, Google and other corporations that use Linux literally pay people to work on the kernel
I'm pretty sure the desktop load "cheats", it tries to get something on your screen long before it's actually done loading. You're just waiting for the desktop to really load first.
the motherboards driver CD is enough to get up and running and connected to the internet and when your OS is setup then go get updated drivers or you could just have those drivers on hand when you install windows
There is hundreds of things you can do so you won't be stuck without internet if for some reason your Windows install media doesn't have the networking drivers you need.
Its only really an issue when you do shit like install Windows 7 on skylake or something
You fucker, I just wasted my time checking if it was true that they only offer 32 bits installs, just because it sounded retarded and I was already laughing, they actually offer 64 bits, why would you lie on the internet? The buttons are like 1cm appart on my screen.
Sure is LARP in here...
good bait, ill bite
>not using LTSB
>le bsod meme which is outdated now, unless you have an unstable dust for a computer
>viruses aren't even that common anymore, plus you have common sense and adblocks
>le terabytes of telemetry, which IS valid but massively overexaggerated
>never happens unless youre a pre-built illiterste
>task manager kills spyware.exe
>blaming software for your chink "cooling systems"
It's a shame your windows copy was illegally downloaded so you can't let windows update get the drivers automagically for you, user
My machine does have a good performance when there's no software to run, I'm not just making screen fetches for meme threads
This fucking board, I've never before felt like defending windows, but look at this shit, I though you knew how to use a computer, and then these fags can't even install a fucking driver, also, there's no such shit as Linux working oob, there's always a lot of stuff needing attention, and every update is a risk click, be real, there's no one getting paid to shill Linux here, it's okay if your OS of choice is a pain to install and maintain, no one could care less
>tfw windows 7 master race
feels good being able to have control over my system while not having to manually do all the menial bullshit
its the perfect compromise between linux and apple, enough freedom to enjoy what you want while enough automation to have a reliably operating computer, macfags and lincucks eternally BTFO
Enjoy your mfw in same position as you
Windows 8.1 Embedded doesn't have this problem.
i mean its superior to every windows version after in that they all try to mimic macs by separating everything into random places and taking away your control
with windows 7 its all relatively centralized via windows button
and on top of that you can download other programs to give you an even higher degree of control and efficiency
truly the master race OS
>they actually offer 64 bits
Not when I checked it. The download hadn't existed for a long time. Maybe they do now, but it's nearly impossible to install on any system due to it's file size
Why are pepecopters flying through wojaks head hole?
Cause why the fuck not
So is this the technology board or just a place retards go to tell each other false and exaggerated stories that make it obvious they have no idea what they're talking about?
Is it wacom? That shit has drivers you can install.
Imagine being an insecure Archbabby.
>going any further than Windows 7
People that do that actually deserve what they're getting
I thought about installing Linux for a long time but never bothered to do it. Until I bought a laptop that had Windows 10 pre-installed, that is. As soon as Windows 10 launched and I realized just how disrespectful it was of my privacy (which happened about one minute later), I decided to install Linux. Now I dual-boot that computer, and am thinking of completely wiping Windows 10 off it.
Just be sur to use DBAn after wiping Windows from your drive. I'm not 100% sure on how it works, but it's good at helping with anything Windows can do to fuck up your linux after you uninstall it
dban.org