>tfw no Jow Forums bf to program with
Tfw no Jow Forums bf to program with
Anthony Martin
Aiden Myers
>tfw no Jow Forums gf(boy) to program with
Ayden Brooks
>a thread died for this
Cameron Wood
DO YOU LIKE
MUH CAR
Brody Anderson
>tfw Jow Forums bf to program with
I hope we get to do Hackerrank together soon at our new apartment...
Owen Diaz
Fag
Asher Fisher
I don't program baby. I read, check, read again, compare, think (design), then write code.
80% of "programming" is reading.
Jack Morgan
What the fuck do you think programming is?
Carson Wilson
It's 80% reading code you already have.
Connor Fisher
how does one find a Jow Forums bf? I am so lonely
Henry Hughes
Design one
Nolan Perry
By being a real girl and not a tranny
Charles Miller
I-is it a bad thing that I tried that once?
Samuel Long
Program an AI one in python and then convert to C++ for efficiency
Samuel Young
You don't seem to understand
Mason Morales
Implying that a programmer would want to spend time interacting with another human being.
Isaac Gutierrez
>implying programmers are human beings
James Baker
>A human being wouldn't want their balls drained
Adrian Thompson
I'm a muscle bear
Ayden Hill
Real programmers have neovaginas
Aiden Ortiz
I got my girlfriend into programming by making her an SDF account and installing an ssh program on her iphone. Through playing the THXMOO, she started to get a hang of object-oriented program. Then I held her hand through K&R C, then Linus' book, then a book on functional programming in C which taught her SML. From there, she discovered OCaml, MirageOS, the Coq theorem prover, and right now she's reading Girard's Proofs and Types. She's 17 and has huge tits. I'm 30, and it's legal because the AOC is 16 in Washington State.
Christian Lopez
subscribed
David Scott
Stfu, faggot.
>Linus' book
Torvalds has a book on programming? Also, God bless you on tight teen twat.
Jaxson Anderson
Date girls your own age boomer
Jack Moore
>t. gen z lil' dick
Parker Cooper
Trips of truth
Nolan Sullivan
>that actually happened outside of your fantasy
Cooper Sanchez
t. Saggy ball geriatric nigger
Enjoy dying sooner than me
Lincoln Bell
this
Wyatt Price
Enjoy being a resentful virgin.
Owen Diaz
nice meme
enjoy your wound
Landon Flores
stop gay posting, everyone thinks we're a bunch of faggots and that programming is for soiboy traps reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Logan Roberts
Not much was lost.
Brody Collins
NOTHING in your world beats the feeling of compiling without errors on the first try while your bf's cock is deep in your asshole.
Thomas King
Fuck. I'm kinda drunk right now, meant Bjarne's book on C++.
Austin Jones
That’s the idea.
Jackson Wood
Nah, they're all jaded. This chick was a virgin when I met her.
Not me, but he's right. Eat shit, zoomer.
My balls are just fine. At least I use them.
Aaron Gutierrez
>Drunk
>Not even 2 P.M.
Jesus man.
Ryan Brooks
This. I want to take her (make) programming socks off with my teeth
Kayden Peterson
>le everyone is a burger xddxdxxdfcgfhsdfgvbcxvzcsdfrgtfdbvs
Daniel Gutierrez
>it's legal because the AOC is 16 in Washington State.
Good one, retard.
Wyatt Parker
Ah yes I am glad to read another thing that happened
Noah Lee
>SDF account and installing an ssh program on her iphone. Through playing the THXMOO
what are these
Ryan Nguyen
>a tranny general died for this
What a tragedy
Chase Harris
I'm a remote developer. Every hour is happy hour when I never have to look a client in the face.
SDF is the largest NetBSD installation in the world, as well as its most notable devsite. It's been around since 1987, and is how I get internet access without going through an ISP.
ssh is secure shell.
THXMOO is an object-oriented MUD (essentially) that's based on the film THX-1138.
Daniel Brooks
>not a tranny
what's wrong with that?