Whats with all the hate for PHP and Python on here?

>Whats with all the hate for PHP and Python on here?

Do brainlets not understand the beauty of PHP/Python?

>Every thread some newfags bashing PHP and Python but praise C

Explain.

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Autism

I don't get it either
php is as close as you can get to having C for the web, javascript too
if you code php and js the same way you treat C code, you'll be fine, I dunno why people complain

python's language is bloody disgusting, but I like how flexible it is

fpbp

Look at the picture. This is what you're doing when you're coding in PHP/Python.

All of the cool web is being done in newcode. Newcode such as Laravel and using Blochain technologies.

I know personally IBM Watson the ultimate language is coded in Laravel.

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>reddit spacing
>misuse of greentext
>phone filename
>calls other people newfags

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>beauty of php/pooython
>calling others brainlets
You have to go back

>reeee stop disliking what I like
I like Python and PHP, what are you going to do about it OP? Cry some more?

Python is decent, PHP is a horrible mess. So is JS.

>can't greentext
Come on son.
>he doesn't like C more than any other language
Perhaps you are the brainlets here.

>itt
>bunch of algol faggots comparing whose prepuce was best cut

Whats wrong with PHP? All of you seem to diss, tell me something that;s better.

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I'm not into webdev. I've never been into webdev.
That said, I do remember everyone shitting on PHP back in '09 and nobody talked about it by 2015. For a while all the companies where looking for JS devs, particularily those who knew React, Angular or whatever the fuck was the new shiny thing.
Now I'm seeing a bunch of companies looking for PHP devs. What happened?

Normie faggots flipping and flopping between algol dialects

It's funny because 99% of JS apps use PHP at some extent.

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I usually treat a language as a tool. I don't hate a tool, I use tools. However I have PHP for several reasons:
Top language for shitty code
You usually don't program PHP you modifiy or try to fix PHP shit no one wants to create brand new PHP code unless you have brain damage
Language has so many holes that you never know the result
Programming PHP is like a declaration of intention: you give PHP what you want and PHP do whatever it wants

I'm a recent CS grad. What you recommend to get into? Most of our modules were JS, PHP and React, Angular and of course PYTHON.

ITT

>Retards not realising PHP is a server-side language while JS is client-side.

Of course a server-side language will have issues. It's FUCKING SERVER SIDE you PIECES OF SHIT. It's as good as the OS the server runs on.

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>Whats wrong with PHP?
Weak typing, inconsistent API design, little regard for security

>tell me something that;s better.
Python

Ruby on Rails is currently the greatest language ever.

I believe the Academy Awards has nominated it for best lead role in a multicultural drama.

All of the coloreds are using it.

Its the hip thing.

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>Look at the picture. This is what you're doing when you're coding in PHP/Python.

RETARD.

Valve was coded in PHP. Steam was released under Python.

The company you worship. IS MADE IN PHP. THE ENTIRE STEAM CLIENT IS RAN IN PHP.

Degenerate.

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>2018
>Still using PHP.

JS is the masterrace of coding. Only lame ass 80s kids code in PHP.

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Python is great, PHP is shit.

>php is as close as you can get to having C for the web
As if this wasn't the problem.
The core reason why nobody writes web applications in C is how insecure it is. You really don't want your site to be vulnerable to buffer overflow attacks and other shit C enables.
PHP is only a bit better in this regard. And it's really no C, and neither is JavaScript.
Speaking of which, given that it was originally intended to be a dialect of scheme, JavaScript is best treated as a functional language with optional side effects, like a lisp without the metaprogramming.
Just that it places function arguments inside parentheses and code blocks inside curly brackets doesn't make it a C.

PHP, Python, and JavaScript are all terribly designed programming languages, and Python may be the worst of the three.

PHP gets some credit because most PHP programmers at least acknowledge that it's shit. Node startup soibois and especially Pythonistas, on the other hand, tend be ignorant and delusional, honestly believing JS and Python are good for anything other than browser shit or small scripts, respectively.

You do realise Laravel is a PHP framework, right?

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>PHP
>beauty
Pick one.