My friend gave me his house but the door is locked. Wat do

My friend gave me his house but the door is locked. Wat do

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Its a McMansion. Lean on a wall until it gives way.

Give it back tyrone

Nothing is happening, any other advice?

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Just blow up the front door.

reformat the house

was that

Jack in the house, defeat the netnavi that protect it and install your own.

Also remember to not use dark chips, they hurt your netnavi and are completely illegal and bad.

get a hammer

That house looks exactly like my old friends house in Eagle, Idaho.
Can we get a confirmation as to where this photo was taken?

It was in Idaho. Eagle.

This

now we talking
whats next?

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hit the lock with that fucker, repeatedly

hammer in the morning

Give it back, Jamal.

Just 3D print the same house with the door unlocked.

>McMansion

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Return the home, Tyrone.

Smash the window to the left of the door. Unlock and let yourself in.

well you're basically fucked
even if you unlock the front door you will never be able to figure out if there isn't a second house somewhere on the premises where he locked up all his treasures

Massproduced garbage. Like burgers at micky d's.

I find it funny that McMansions often stand in places where violent tornadoes are common.

That's not what a McMansion is you braindead semen-deprived non-burgers.

>buys large 'mansion' very 'cheap'
There's a reason it was 'cheap' dumbass and it ain't because you found a good deal.

OP is definitely a McMansion though. Look at the siding and window choices.

which part do i hit?

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Do you retards even read the comments you're replying to?

Do you?

the yellow part

cartwheel or combat roll through one of the windows like a tacticool faggot

>implying i can read

Thermite

Dont (you) me stupid mutt

now grab the dynamite.

Why are you trying to break into someone's house, DeShawn?

the door handle but after you cut the alarm cord.

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CUT THE RED WIRE
ALWAYS THE RED WIRE

or the handbags at louis v's

now wat

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If your name is on the deed and can prove you are the true owner of the house, do whatever you want to it. break down the door change locks. Who cares it's your house, get ready for property taxes.

he just told me its mine now
I don't have any papers

Not your house, you don't own shit. If your name is not on the paperwork, you have no proof of home ownership. Tell your friend to sign over the house, if he is really giving you the house. If he is not the owner of the house, stop being his friend, because he is a faggot.

FUCKING CUT THE RED ONE

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what if he can't sign anything anymore? Is there a way to do it without him

shit dude, i meant the yellow wall. Not the jack. You fucked up

Why do city dwelling niggers REEEE like frogfaggots at the sight of a strong, beautiful, independent house like this?
I really don't get it.
>inb4 muh city nightlife

>he can't sign anything anymore
did OP just murder some guy and take his house?

>Oh no, this thing I own broke.
>I guess I'll give it to my dumb friend.
lmao, you got scammed. Burn it down and call in the warranty.

>BREAKING: ONLY POOR PEOPLE AND MEME COLORED MONKEYS GIVE A SHIT ABOUT BRANDS