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I don't like fizzy drinks

No

I forgot to mention that I'll answer all questions truthfully unless it's doxxing me or my family members and I won't answer shit that will give away my real name irl

Do you enjoy anal masturbation?
Are you gay?

Why are you asking so many gay questions?
Are YOU gay?

Am I gay?

Alright nevermind I actually didn't expect responses like this for some reason I guess I'm reteraded

What do you work with? Did you graduate?

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Are you a dicklet?

Why would anyone want that though?

Maybe I'm secretly epic, don't you ever wanna ask someone random something like when you're out in public? Just me ig.

No, I work with nothing.

What makes a dicklet? I'm 7 inches exactly

How do you get sustenance then? You live with your parents? There is no shame in doing so

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Not really, I'm introverted autist.

Y..yeah, didn't really expect these questions though but I guess since I promised to answer truthfully...

This is like a date-tier question though, you don't need to get through the boring shit and my to know about my whole background to get into my most "important" details, I'm all open already, unless you find living with my parents interesting and important.

Same but not autistic, just not very good in social situations but I image that's unironically everyone else on this board too.

Thanks for the answer dicklet

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So, are you a neet?

What kind of questions did you expect? Shitposting questions? For you to kys? Dick size? Sexual questions?

I honestly want to know about the people who come here

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I expected more creative shit, I wouldn't ask a stranger about his dick size or if they're a neet, that's just boring, I'm fully open for anyone to ask shit I guess you guys aren't like me of course, I've just always wanted to know the deepest things about a person, what they hold dear, what they fear and what they want etc, really weirds me out sometimes that there's so many people wanting and doing and feeling different shit but I will never experience it because I can only be one person

Do you smell your own farts? Because it sounds like you do.

No but I do smell my penis

Oh you actually expected creativity? This is Jow Forums, the official place for light discussion
Also i am open on internet as well and for quite a while, gotta admit i've only got a handful of actually good questions, we mostly get common ones

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""""light discussion""""
U mean kot id get and anime posted over and over again.

I guess I'll go then rip

byeeee

Hey guys

>I guess I'll go then rip

A-are you a beyblade?
And yes that is the bulk of this board Like how /b/ posts porn and cuckery, /v/ rages into each other with occasional good thread, Jow Forums gets a worse image every day and like how every board here is shit but loveable

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Ok the dicklet thing was just because I assumed this was another shit quality thread
Heres a real question

Do you have any intention to study something in the future and what do you see yourself doing in 10 years?

I don't understand why u asked if I was a beyblade. And no this board is not lovable anymore, the charm it once had over a year ago is now gone and it's been replaced by reddit-tier repetition trying to be edgy memes and unfunny memes, I just don't enjoy the exact same shit over and over again

Not sure man, I will unironically probably become a criminal, homeless or work as a detective, crime interests and excites me, no matter if I'm a detective trying to crack down on a criminal or if I'm the criminal myself, planning to study criminology soon.

But this is still kinda date tier though like what do you REALLY wanna know.

Well you said you would go rip, as in the "let it rip" to lauch your beyblade
I'm sad you don't find this board loveable anymore, everything lose its charm after a while, you have to keep reminiscing of the past, like /b/, or desperatly try to change your present and usually fail, like /v/
There are other options of course, we became reddit tier

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Eh don't be sad I don't like this pile of shit anymore lol, what is there to love? The constant anime spam and the unfunny messages that go beside them. The kot ID get and people actually trying to be edgy by posting maybe underage females (2D and 3D).

Reddit is better than this board, even some of the """comedy""" boards on reddit are better than this shitty board. I only visit here just in case something good happens, it sometimes does only for a day or two but then it dies down, that major thing that happened was PD getting arrested and normie getting cancer, I think normie is dead anyway, he spent the last part of his life posting shit on this cancerous board, not sure why I don't move on from this shit.

you are tough nutt fren

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nobody cares about faggots lmao

I'm not a fucking faggot you cutie

I was asking if you are the Sick Spanish Pedo that lurks and posts here; wasn't digging for real-life ID.
Do you ever have sleep paralysis, where you partially wake from sleep but can't move?

That last part wasn't aimed at you it was just adding on, and no I've never had that man.

Btw I know who ssp is