100% of this board is literally dumber than the typical 12-year-old

*sips*

>implying you didn't post on the computer and replied on the phone to avoid getting called out

At least I'm not writing js

I've literally been sitting on my phone on the toilet for a good half hour now

worse, you're writing witless shitposts on a Pakistani pointillism board

You might want to get that checked

Reminder that moot made this site when he was 15yo back in 2003

Who?

Why does everyone say this? I just like to enjoy my time there

your mom

This, its implying anyone on here is older than 12

>didnt get into harvard at 9 years old because im not asian
should i just give up?

thats pretty cool, link?

bitbucket.org/liamilan/wolfram-cellular-automata

can't judge, I do the same thing. though I don't actually enjoy it, it's just that I hate my job

everyone knows HN only likes these kiddie posts because lots of rich tech daddies there are looking to be """"mentors""""

It's just a bunch of ifs and loops.

wew lad you just triggered the dumb amerifats

I was writing (simple) 2D game engines by the time I was 12

bitbucket.org/liamilan/wolfram-cellular-automata/src/8874ebf5bf38807c16fa8eca219bf945e8be4e33/index.js?at=master&fileviewer=file-view-default

Even 12 years old avoid leftpad import.

I see. What do you do?

>node
and nothing of value was created

just imagine all the bullying this poor kid is gonna take over the years

> javascript

I was coding in assembly when I was 12.

lol, i bet he's a virgin though. fucking looser

Oh. That explains it

>Typical twelve year old
So they can import it now? Is that it?

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I thought I would find a big project and then all I found is 68 line 1 file project

bitbucket.org/liamilan/wolfram-cellular-automata/src/8874ebf5bf38807c16fa8eca219bf945e8be4e33/index.js?at=master&fileviewer=file-view-default

wtf

I regret so much of my life. I didn't even start learning basic things until my mid twenties. It feels like such a lost cause now because I'm competing against people so much younger and more knowledgeable. I missed the boat.

This. I remember these types from high school.

Yeah this is just your typical high school computer science assignment.

>literal reddit news
>not bait
sure, pal

I read the account's comments, either his dad is helping him write or it's a hoax

OP admits to being dumber than the typical 12 year old

we're all dead user don't get hung up on it

Underrated

I work part-time at a middle school. they don't really have any work for me (they're obligated to hire fucks like us by the govt) so they create stuff that's a pain in the ass to do, like taking swapping folders from one big ass cabinet to another, just to save them a few seconds every now and then. so I hide in the bathroom

cellular automation isnt as hard as it sounds

and thats a good thing

i'm 12 and what is this

but i don't even care about programming

ok, now this is epic

i hate this "you'll never guess what this teenager" horseshit

I'm twelve years old and what is this?

Good for him, that's really impressive for a 12 year old. I would hardly call this kid a typical 12 year old though.