ITT: you have 10 (ten) minutes to remove your keys, take a pic, and clean your keyboard

Jow Forums shits on all switches regardless so don't bother

blues are annoying as hell
i have romer g (the logitechg one)

My green cherry switches are obviously better than your lame BLUE.

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>They are mushy trash that I bottom out on and doesn't help with my typing in any way besides damaging my fingers
ftfy

They went ahead and put sand in those switches by design

>green switches
Enjoy your arthritis in a few years

That's not an improvement, they're scratchier, and somehow less tactile than browns. If you enjoy your switches as they are now, you might want to try out some linears.

not him, but my greens aren't even heavy enough for me
they're just blues, except you can actually feel the act of pressing a key

>tfw spilt an enitre strawberry/banana smoothie on my keyboard
>still works

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Nice. I haven't pulled the caps off of mine, because it's got the quick change switches, and they tend to lift right out. Cheap keyboard with gateron browns from amazon. But I still love it.

Here's the caps off of my PET though.

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>the knockoffs are better
Jokes on you faggot

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What a fucking degenerate.

All of you disgusting fucking pigs, there is no need to clean anything if you're not a fucking imbecile, you know? Fucking neck yourself you waste of oxygen.

I literally can't think of a more difficult thing to clean than keyboards. I can't think of a way to prevent them from getting dirty either.
Please do explain.

This is from my last keyboard.

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I'd do this if laptop keyboards weren't paper thin and piss easy to break when removing the key caps.

>tfw bought a new keyboard
>too clicky for me
>Friend says he is going to get a new computer soon and will buy it from me then because I got it at a sale price instead of returning it
>Never does
I am a fool.

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that's just him being a terrible person. you did nothing wrong

I have this one currently
amazon.com/Razer-BlackWidow-Ultimate-Mechanical-Keyboard/
I've had it for a long while and I spilled a smoothie on it before so I wanted to get another one just in case it breaks but I wanted it to be blue instead and didnt realize the switches were going to be so clicky on it
amazon.com/Razer-BlackWidow-Ultimate-Mechanical-Keyboard/
I didnt notice one of them says "stealth" on it somehow. I guess the only way to get this keyboard with blue is to get the chroma version.

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Hello fellow G710+ bro
Brown switch master race, you mad blue bois?

i'm sorry but your confirmation bias aside, brown switches have absolutely nothing going for them
any switch except maybe red would be better
go black, go blue, go green, go exotic but for the love of God do not go brown

>used a spoon so anons could wretch at imagining eating it
This is some next level trolling..

Hello 8bit Guy, you need more retrobrite

I'm Australian sorry I can't help it

Different user, I like browns. I would have gone with blues but my toddler would wake up so I went with browns.

Any love for reds?

black would've actually been better in that regard and would've also had a better feel
but whatever floats your boat

Literally can't tell the difference between greens and blues when pressing them side by side. I'm 100% convinced they are the same fucking thing.

that would be because they, in fact, are the same thing
greens have a stronger spring but that's difficult to tell when you're mashing your keys like a brute
t. also pressed them side by side

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>best switches

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>mechanical keyboards
literally why would i change from membrane one?
give me a single reason to migrate that can overcome the abnormal loudness of those mechanical shites

looking at these i could probably just post a picture of a wad of hair and it would fit right in.

How much you got your keyboard for? I got a new k60 (reds) for 40 CDN.

So you're suggesting that I should just throw out my $70 nice and working keyboard just because you don't like cherry mx brown?

>he has to arrange his keys
It's like you don't even touch type.

Thanks for reminding me, cleaned everything, even keycaps with alcohol

Browns have the tactile feel without the deafening noise. The feel is a taste thing. If you don't like the feel of mechanical switches, stay with what you like. That simple. Me? I like them.