Rings are technology

Rings are technology

What are your thoughts about NFC payment rings?

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Poorly thought out idea.

Can I put it around my dick?

maybe? if might be a really small cock ring tho

Why not NSA controlled explosive neck collars?

does it have nfc?

I bet the evangelicals will just love the idea of wearing the mark of the beast on their wedding ring finger

Stealing money by handshake

Is it so hard to take a card out of your wallet and fucking swipe it? Do we need to resort to this proto-dystopian shit?

you still carry a wallet?

>swipe it
what?

aren't these things prone to replay attacks
how does anyone think this is a good idea

It should be. I think if you have a powerful enough antenna you could probably catch every passive NFC tag in a decent radius and read its contents.
The only security measure they really have is the "near field" part, but thats only an effect of being low power. You should be able to read them from at least a couple feet away with a little hacked together device in a bag.

asking the right question, also double checked.

For cash, which everyone should be using.

>someone touches my hand in the metro
>no homo
>come back home
>find out all my money have been transferred
got technologidid again :^)

>2018
>still using 1970's technology.
Only place you should be swiping is your ass.

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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

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>"Therefore we make it so that it is always broken"

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Bet you still use chairs and tables you utter faggot

literally just use cash

>mark of the cuck

>2019-1
>using paper currency
paper is depreciated

seems no different than just using your card or even the nfc on your phone, you can remove any of those at any time unlike having one implanted in your skin

but it's redundant as fuck when you still need to carry your cards in case the shop doesn't support nfc

>not using a kotatsu and sitting on the floor

you aren't the future

paper is the highest form of security

"Paper is depreciated" that was the most retarded shit I've read all week.
>Paper
It's cotton, or plastic if you're a leaf
>Depreciated
>Implying the material of the currency affects it's worth

It's all fiat dumbbo - but guess what, government can't track your spending if you use physical currency.

americans still swipe their cards kek

lazy assholes, s0yb0ys, and limp-wrist hipster faggots are the only ones who would use this.

I'm the user you're replying to and I'm American...

Better than those retardos who put that shit under their skin.

absolutely not

>payment ring
literally every whores wet dream

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Wonder jew powers, activate

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At my job we have to badge into every door. At one point I wanted to buy a hid ring and clone my card to it, only to find out no such ring exists and hid is nearly impossible to clone.

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just bend it around your finger

>put hand on door handle
>get hacked

>put hand on railing
>get hacked

>be in a crowded area
>get hacked

>be american
>get hacked

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> swipe it
I fucking wish
Now were fucking inserting the chip for the equivalent duration of 20 fucking swipes

>What are RFID-enabled credit/debit cards

>But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made: in the land of California, in the suburbs of Cupertino, the dark lord Cook forged, in secret, a master ring to control all others. And into this ring he poured his greed, his proprietary software,and his will to dominate all electroni life.
>One iRing to Rule them All.

You know it's gonna happen.

>putting your personal info on Jow Forums
what is wrong with you

>Rings are technology
Yes, yes they are [spoiler]Sorry, just got into Stargate and I had to bite[/spoiler]

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NFC payments have proliferated to the point that you can usually just unlock and hold your phone to the terminal briefly.

I wouldn't use a ring though, what a stupid fucking idea.

Yeah I notice that. My bad. But yes, Rings are best technology.

Daniel Jackson?

Non-wedding rings are simply to effeminate, I could never wear one.

>switch to chip for "theft" reasons
>you can still thieve with the chip
just an excuse to eventually get an RFID chip into everyone's wrists

RFID chips are even worse.

>payment rings
It's called "marrying a woman"

Is that fucking comic sans?

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>comic sans on a fucking corporate ID card
whatever company you work for should be ashamed. Inb4 a bunch of contrarian faggots bend over backwards pretending to like comic sans.

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