Howdy bant! Do any of you chaps play Dungeons and Dragons?

Howdy bant! Do any of you chaps play Dungeons and Dragons?

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Yeah, why?

D&D is for fucking losers

I used to, long time ago
Kinda miss it but don't have the time

Well, you're here on Jow Forums so I don't know what else you were expecting.

Shut up, Denmark

not for a long time. I don't have anyone to play with.
I was gonna DM a game for my friends but only two of them wanted to play and with our work schedules it ended up not really working out

yeah well clearly that is not always the case because Bumstead is the coolest mutha****$## you'll ever meet.

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I'm curious. What do you play as? Are you the dm? What sort of things happen in that games?
Are you sure about that? I don't know of many times that table top game has been used for fornicating losers.
Tell me what version did you play?
My my you're a rather bitter Canadian.
Understandable, I've been in atht boat with some of my friends and trying to play a round.
I'm a square of a person, not that rad.

same situation for me

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i lost my balls in an accident so im mad >:(

shut uuuuuuuup retardddded incellll

I didn't do anything

I don't really remember I think it was 3.5? Is that a thing?
I remember there being one with .5 at the end

is this not you with a motorized cycle?

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Physically or in the game?

Lel nice image.
Yeah that's a thing. Think I have a few of those books sitting on the shelf.
Oh dang how'd someone find that photo of me?

Haha! That's hilarious and original

Right now I'm a rogue but we just started so I can't say much about it yet. The other players killed and ate a giant snake in the session before I joined, though.
I've tried DM'ing before but only had one session. Kinda hard to make it a regular thing when everyone moved away to different places after HS.

Do you want to start playing, Bumstead?

Dragons & Dildos

Ooo giant snek. I wonder what you could do with a big snek, how big was it?
I might want to start, been having some ideas for creatures and lands.
I see you're a fan of the Bad Dragon expansion. I hear it really fills a player.

Heh, my yokes are bad.

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I play only darkest dungeon

Never played. You enjoy it comrade?

Oh yes, I am

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That's good. May many hours of enjoyment come to you.

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Snek fighting soldier.

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