Anyone want to explain to a retard like me the fundamental differences between Linux bistros? They all seem the same

Anyone want to explain to a retard like me the fundamental differences between Linux bistros? They all seem the same.

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The package manager, init system, and system defaults are only differences between distros.

Uhhh...without the nerd talk this time, sweetie :)

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It mostly has to do with the freshness of the ingredients and the degree to which the proprietors allow you to prepare your own meals.

The program that installs other programs, the program that runs the other programs, and the way they act and look at first.

Thx breh

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>Linux bistros
How can windows even compete

>the fundamental differences
none whatsoever

By not giving you salmonella

What about Gentoo vs OpenSUSE?

>if rms had a daughter .gif

he was speaking generally but nowadays his post is wrong because systemd

WTF I love toe jam now!

How do he does not in-fact possess a daughter? If I were RMS, I would keep that a hidden secret so that the autists of Jow Forums would not harass.

>How do he does not in-fact possess a daughter

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I definitely should have worded that differently as I made it sound like the default state is to have a daughter whereas the non-default state is to not have a daughter, which would be implausible.

The point was that if I were RMS, and I had a daughter, I would keep her existence a secret from Jow Forums.

But some don't have systemd

This

for now

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would you plow her :>

they also use different flags and patches when they compile their packages

>They all seem the same.
they basically are

Different package managers, different maintainers, different kernel versions, different init systems.

dem distros be differen' cuz they look an' feel differen' an' personal preference an
an sheet

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I can actually do this, should I play more with my feet?
:3

>I can actually do this
You'd have to be an absolute beast of a whale not to be able to do this mate.

wow like can you post more?

Download live dvds burn image in usb drive and fun!

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Windows is a burger chain.

MacOs is a sushi bar (they didn't change their menu in years).

Linux is several small bistros that bring homemade sandwiches to the truck drivers and construction workers - but not many families

You see, Linux is a kernel, it is a core, but distros offering different types of program environment with it.

More toe sucking pls

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that boomer who doesn't understand the Linux operating system

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Enlighten me then young boy

If Richard Stallman had a half-asian daughter

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That's not toe sucking

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why haven't they fired you yet Dan

Where I can find you & that loli user senpai?
I'm not FBI/CIA/NSA so don't worry.
Just activate the phone geolocation Goyim.

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Back to work Daniel!

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underrated post

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