He was a fag and didn't do shit for modern computing

It was better this way. I mean what could a flaming homo with Asperger's have worked in the 1950s with no accomplishment to show for because the big war effort was of course hush-hush? He wouldn't even have got a job as a teacher.

>Turing machine define modern computing

>with no accomplishment
He did more than you, for his country anf the world of computers.

But that's the fucking point. He did NOTHING for the world of computers. He built a single-purpose machine and didn't even compute, it tried out all possibilities brute-force and stopped when it found a match. I mean you can't possibly call that computing. There is no more retarded and dumb solution to this problem than the one Turing came up with.

god i wish she was my gf(male)

>Computing can't be single purpose
Go back to >>/v/. Fucking subliterate moron. Don't come back until you picked up an actual book.

He was also successful you delusional faggot before the war and did other things outside the machine. What do the words Turing machine and Turing do completeness mean to you? He could work at universities because they weren't full of rednecks and double digit bigots. He saved more lives than you ever will or most soldiers did for that matter.

>what is computer theory
>what is automata
It's less about the hardware and more about the maths.

You obviously don't even have second grade reading skills. Didn't you read a single word of what I said? I said Turing didn't compute, he tried out every possibility brute-force! That's like throwing the dice until you get a number that suits you. Every moron can do that and some moron named Turing eventually did.

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>suicide

Turing Gay Life inspired whole generations of Apple Dev faggots

youtube.com/watch?v=b2IqQnPtS50

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OP, maybe show a little bit of respect for a man who was driven to suicide by the state, just after helping the state win WW2.

Bit fucking juvenile, buddy.

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Jow Forums are brainlets who unironically think first-year calculus is difficult, when faced with actual computer science (as opposed to writing shitty CRUD apps and scripts to manage your window manager) they freak out and begin senselessly attacking the things they don't understand along with the people who helped develop them.

Read a book, illiterate zoomer

Straight talk, the logo was designed for the Apple II which displayed colours.

>NEET, obese hetero-faggot who will die scared of an heart-attack while fapping to a trap
>Chad mathematician who chose to shutdown -P now because society was to retarded for him

Easy pick.

>implying he died of the trap pills
>implying he wasn't killed by MI6

traps make the best devs

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>Oi, you got a loicense for that maths?

> * don't make jokes about suicide *
> /g are dumb and I'm good at calc reeeeeeee

I clicked the wrong post when replying chill out user

>we
Im no sunday jew worshiper, dont mix me in with the desert group that got him killed

say hello to the real computer inventor

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Sounds like a perfectly fitting description of OP.

>gf(male)
>function call/cast that takes a gender and returns a relation ship with implied other gender
interesting

Except that turd of a movie was a complete misrepresentation of Alan Turing's character, he wasn't autistic, he was a nice person to work with, his co-workers had fond memories of him.

Hollywood decided that portraying him as a normal and likable person was too boring and spiced it up by making him closer to the pleb clichés of nerdy geniuses and essentially taking a big turd on Turing, whose contributions you clearly don't know shit about or can't place them in their proper context. Actually scratch that, you clearly don't know shit about them and should fuck off to Jow Forums.

Yiz all just fuckin awful

Let's surf the waves of the eternal September together

meant for

Ye sorry my sights weren't so calibrated on that one

>he only designed one single-purpose machine that couldn't be called "computer" even if you were very, very generous about the definition of "computer".

He defined what a general purpose computer is.
It's like saying Newton was shit at gravity because he didn't make any airplanes.

He contributed essentially nothing to computing or computing science. Sadly.

It didn't brute force.

brute force into a trap boipucci

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it's too bad he killed himself. now we can't criticize him

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tfw named our dead on arrival architecture after him

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Von Neumann >>> Pooring

Britfag sucking German clocks in hell forever. And loving swallowing.

Do you have a problem with that?

Britfag sucking German cocks in hell forever. And loving swallowing.

Do you have a problem with that?

You... You have crossed a line, Sir.

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>dat faggot keyboard
kek

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Turing's death was not a suicide.
It was a horrible accident. That's all.

Turing is too overrated, philosophically-bankrupt and heading into a scientific deadend with bioinformatics. Von Neumann... Now that's a cray-cray rough motherfucker.

but you're a nobody and no one cares what you think

found the underage brainlet

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How we can save Helium?

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What's ur twitter handle?

He was a pretty cool guy but his fierce love for the cock proved too much for post-ww2 society to handle

Turns out, the solution to the toughest of problems is a cocklust.

the main problem was that it was his students' cocks

@Prince_Hubris

Chruch did it better

He did do shit, but most of "his" work breaking Enigma is due to Polish mathematicians.

SAVAGE

he prove that computer cannot solve anything about computer
retarded humans still truing, lol

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Stop posting this braindead image.

he was a genius, overrated one

Typical Pole, overvaluing their contribution completely. You aren't called the French of the East for nothing.

The Brits had their own version of the Manhattan Project to decipher Enigma. It was a huge amount of people that contributed and if it weren't for things like Colossus it wouldn't have been broken at all.

I wish I could party with Von Neumann. He was supposedly a fucking riot of a party animal.

Fucked up, but true.

Lol gtfo you nationalist cuck

Without the poles enigma wouldn't have been broken

The Brits' biggest technical contribution to the war effort was fucking magnetometry or have you never heard of Lord Blackett before

Turing was solved and close ComputerScaince
modern CS fugs is stuped enought to ignore em

>pole accusing someone else of being nationalistic as a negative thing
Pottery.

>without poles
Read your own history. You figured out out an example case of it working that wasn't close to a general solution. To actually break it it required a brute force computing engine that could do it.

An analogy would be like building a mut hut and comparing it to a properly engineered building.

>brits biggest contribution to technology
Do you really want to compare Britain with Poland when it comes to contribution to the sciences and the war effort?

Just keep plumbing toliets and sucking up EU money, you cunt.

ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Теорема_Чёрча_—_Тьюринга
LOL, DONE EVEN EXIST IN ANY LANGOAGE EXPECT PУCCКИЙ
Maтeмaтичecкaя лoгикa, 1973, c. 297.
Church, Alonzo (1936). «An Unsolvable Problem of Elementary Number Theory». American Journal of Mathematics 58: 345—363. DOI:10.2307/2371045.
Church, Alonzo (1936). «A note on the Entscheidungsproblem». Journal of Symbolic Logic 1: 40—41.
Turing A. On Computable Numbers, with an Application to the Entscheidungsproblem // Proceedings of the London Mathematical Society — London Mathematical Society, 1937. — Vol. 42. — P. 230–265. — ISSN 0024-6115; 1460-244X — doi:10.1112/PLMS/S2-42.1.230
Turing A. On Computable Numbers, with an Application to the Entscheidungsproblem. A Correction // Proceedings of the London Mathematical Society — London Mathematical Society, 1938. — Vol. s2-43, Iss. 6. — P. 544–546. — ISSN 0024-6115; 1460-244X — doi:10.1112/PLMS/S2-43.6.544

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Daily reminder Jow Forums actively targets Jow Forums with shitposts like this

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I really hate how faggots appropriated the rainbow

HERE IS
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entscheidungsproblem
FOR ENGTARDS

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Church's model works great for programming language design.
Turing's model adapts much better to hardware design.

>Von Neumann
Wheedled himself onto the EDVAC group and had his ethnic tribe member Goldstine put out the draft early without consent and with all names but Neumann’s scrubbed off despite him being a latecomer.
It’s not ”Von Neumann” architecture but Maunchly & Eckert Architecture.

THE EASYONE:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halting_problem
BUT THE SAME "CS" KILLING FACT

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computability_theory
EAT IT, CSTARDS

1. Turing solve and close problem he worck
2. Everebode hate em for this
3. Turing die
4. Turing reborn in this tread as living god

Lol I'm American living in the UK and your self esteem seems weirdly tied up in jerking off to dead people that were here before you

Why don't you try calming down and realizing we're all fucking monkeys with language

Maybe try Grindr get laid

> Do you really want to compare Britain with Poland when it comes to contribution to the sciences and the war effort?

I know Polish people with PhDs in control theory that build instruments for ESA spacecraft. How have you not been a total disappointment to your parents, user?

computer
/kəmˈpjuːtə/
noun
an electronic device which is capable of receiving information (data) in a particular form and of performing a sequence of operations in accordance with a predetermined but variable set of procedural instructions (program) to produce a result in the form of information or signals.

He literally built a computer you dumb nigger

No shit. He's been dead for over 60 years.

you scared of this:, CS rat?

that looks nothing like Charles Babbage

Is this what deadbeat NEETs who dropped out of a C.S program think?

>He was a fag
He was no fag in the "what a fucking faggot"-sense, but in the literal sense.
There is nothing inherently wrong with that.

His idea to show that from a computability perspective computers are practically equal in power to an extremely simple theoretical machine was amazing, and maybe it will even turn out his machine is equal in computational power to the entire fucking universe. He has done more for modern computing than anyone in this thread will probably ever do.

>Mechanical computer
>Mechanical
really makes you think

this:and
this:

Hallo, Konrad.

This so much

cose Von Neiman not danger for SCfugs

I see

You know, wanting to see that post is probably why OP started this thread in the first place.

But I'm not even Polish, you dumb faggot.