Why aren't you drinking tea right now user?

why aren't you drinking tea right now user?
give me one good reason and i'll let you go unharmed

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BULGE OwO

it would get in the way of tequila

stop that at once
don't you know there is a £350 fine for OwOing?

not good enough. mix it with tea if you must

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im drinking conk

conk

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Cawfee!

OwO BULGE

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I would be drinking tea but for some reason whenever I lay eyes on it I experience a powerful urge to toss it into the harbor.
How dare a Bong roll a US id.

coffee is just a bitter tea made from beans
also it has been proven to caus homosexuality in 90% of people who drink it

NO OWO

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OwO

tea is for drink not for sink

stop ur gay

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Whoops

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OwO

Oh geez, I seem to have done it again.

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O

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p-please stop this
i can't take any more

stop
dumb russian
no

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OwO

baste

I'm sorry, I think this is your tea cup user. It just sort of fell apart.

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I AM DRINKING MY MILK,FUCK OFF

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why are you doing this to me??

wouldn't it taste so much better mixed with some delicious tea?

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Tea is shit

ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ

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I have a nice cuppa coffee

that sounds good but have you considered pouring it down the drain and making a nice cup of tea instead?

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tfw tea

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nice trips friend
>mfw tea

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actually my very first, thanks ^^

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Why do bongs cume in their tea?

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I didn't mean to, I think it was just my strong American grip.

Karen poster cutest poster

well it was a very based trips

i don't cume in my tea
it ruins the flavour

please don't do it again
what am i meant to drink out of now?

ᵗʰ-ᵗʰᵃnᵏ ʸᵒᵘ
ᶜᵘᵗᵉ ᵇᵘʳᵍᵉʳ

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im not british, that good enough of a reason?

>flavour

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>it ruins the flavour
The flavour of the cume you mean?

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no. everyone needs to drink at least one cup each day

just ignore that last post i don't drink cume

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Because I finished my morning cup already!

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i drink tea when im sick, therefore i filled my monthly quota of cups last week

nice. morning tea is always pretty comfy
how many cups do you drink each day?

i hope it wasn't anything too serious
i was always drink lemon amd ginger tea when i'm sick

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One in the morning. as many as needed in the evening!

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because i have my untaxed chug jugs you fuckin bong

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if those jugs aren't filled with tea then we are gonna have a problem

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you cant tax my chug jugs nerd

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Because:

coffee > all other beverages > tea

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empty them right now and fill them with tea

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I am and I still feel like shit so nothing changed.

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Am boiling water in an electric kettle right now,
although all's i got is Twining's bagged tea right now which is like the Bud of the tea world but it's not bad to my mutt taste buds

1776
then go lift some weights with your fashy goyim

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that is factually incorrect
everyone knows that only dumb homos drink coffee

i normally suggest drinking tea when you're sad so i don't know what to do
what's wrong friend?

it's not that bad. i dont mind twinings

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I can't lift weights.
Everything's wrong.
I keep repeating the cycle of getting extremely depressed for a month because I have no reason to live and then forcing myself to try somehow for a month to a few where I suffer but keep going on false promises I make to myself.

p-please let me go unharmed cutie Karen poster

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serious question for britbongs. how long do you steep your tea, what temperature, and how much milk?

Yes, tea i’m drinking. In honor of my north sea neighbours.

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im gonna cum in your tea faggot

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>1776

Try 1773 you fucking nerd

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yeah I know some bongs are like diametrically opposed to it or something to that effect but it's pretty aight, especially plain since that's the way I drink my tea, unless it's sweet tea.

But I am op, always as its a wonderful beverage sweet or bitter(and the occasional bit of milk for either)
-with love, another Weird amerifag

well....are you drinking tea?
eh? whats that?
do NOT cum in tea
out of all the places you could possibly cum, my tea is probably the worst
i really, really like this image

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do you have a hobby or a goal to work towards? i went through a similar but probably less severe thing and i found making small commitments really helped me

4 minutes with boiling water
im not usually very precise

sorry
i started to reply then i had to go for a second

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It’s tea liquor

i've never tried that
is it good?

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Only if you like citrus tea and very strong booze

i only drink it because of the royal visit

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My tongue is sensitive to hot beverages, but i can have a cold tea if you got any

that sounds like a good combination
i'll try and find some

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Im an alcoholic. Im drinking alcohol.

i made green iced tea a few weeks ago and that was nice. you just mix green tea with honey, lemon and lime.
it's getting colder so i prefer warm drinks now

drink tea

Colder to you, Winter here is like your summer lmao it's around 20c and it's cold for me, you ever tried a cinnamon lavender tea green tea, it's amazing i think it was from a japanese brand i'm not sure

drink tea

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it's not even good cold weather it's just windy and miserable
i have never tried lavender and cinnamon tea. thay don't sound like two flavours that would go together.
byt i have tried an orange and cinnamon tea which was very nice.

very cute
why is he sitting in a basket?

I know what you mean the first time i saw it i was like lmao what the hell is this? i had a taste and it's so refreshing it has like this cool warm cinnamon taste with the refreshing relaxing after taste of lavender

I'm drinking vodka and lemonade if that counts Karen-chan
i love the Karen poster

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I just got him and he has never been outside with his former owners, he really likes the smell of wood and garden leafs

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that does sound nice.
i'll have to try some. i'm really want to know what it tastes like.

that doesn't really sound like tea...

aww he's so cute

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He made friends with one of me other cats

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friendly kots
how many cats do you have?

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i have four again now, the new one is friends with one of the other old cats too. The other one will beat the new one up so he has to stay outside, I think I have to let the vet cut his nails a bit or he will cut the new ones ears to schreds

this one will be nice

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ohh. i hate it when pets are like that.
it reminds me of my grandparent's dog. his previous owners treated him badly so he was very protective and agressive around other animals

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this one is a fighter daemon to other cats he does not know

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i wonder what blood tea would be like
shall we experiment?

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he just wants to protect his territory

n-no thank you
just green tea for me please

they are all very cute
i hope they stop bullying each other

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Its the fucking risk thread that you guys been waiting for cmere fags its the only one we got

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