Why do employers expect me to use social media?

this

Antisocial means causing harm to society or being a nuissence you dipshit. Lots of normies are antisocial

I don't understand this either. I don't really use the internet. The only thing i use it for is to check my inbox, yahoo headlines, craigslist, crate and barrel, pottery barn, and amazon. Occasionally using it to study for information that i'm looking for. Otherwise i read books instead.

Where the fuck do you work OP?

my CS teacher told me once that he had a friend where they asked him at an interview what kind of porn he watches, and they followed it up with "we already know what porn you watch, we just wanted to hear what you wanted to say"

i tell you, this shit is getting serious, /cyb/ may be on to something

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>people who don't like giving away every single piece of information about them to megacorporations, government agencies that spy on you constantly, and literally anyone who bothers to look you up are usually lonely faggots with no life and a lot of resentment towards others
am i biting b8?

That did not happen and you are a faggot

this is the one reason people around here don't have a job.

>a lot of resentment towards others
me 100%
hey at least i can go to bed and wake up whenever the fuck i want to, zen every day

>be marketing fag
>try to start my career by doing social media management as the young guy
>my employers assume I must be all over everything
>I've probably used facebook less than all the boomers in the office
>I literally had to learn Twitter after I was hired
>The first time I even navigated to Instragram's domain ever was after I was hired

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This. Regressive hiring practices need to go.

Because if you don't, you're abnormal and antisocial and thus can't function as a contributing member of your team.

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do ppl actually use facebook? I thought it was just a meme

I don't use social media but it's kinda true. Anyone with somewhat of a social life has FB at least.

>panel of employers speaking at college
>time to ask questions
>"how important is having a linked in profile?"
>they all start fucking screeching like banshees about how important it is and it's the primary thing they look at for hiring outside of a resume
What the fuck is wrong with boomers man, these guys were all 30-65. What the fuck is the point of linked-in, my resume and interview should be enough for fucks sake. What the fuck is my linked-in gonna tell you that you don't already know.

yes
people that are so shallow that they cant name any other forum on the web, even reddit

>tfw work in security so I'm expected NOT to have a social media account
Feels pretty good mang

Because they already have someone to hire and you not having social media accounts is a valid excuse to dismiss you.

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That'll make you look like a schizophrenic tin foil hatter in their eyes, if you want to speak the nromie language you have to replace government agencies with shady russian hackers

it's only a problem if you are forced to use them

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just lie and say you do but not under your real name or something

thats worse than actually not having a fb acc

So they have dirt on you. My co-workers are always trying to find things out about me. This is much worse if you plan on dating people. Girls "claim" they need to make sure you aren't a serial killer, when that translates to you needing to have traits they can brag about to people. "He's got friends" etc.

You're a product of their life. At no point will they ever let you go. Even the normies get tortured with having to represent standards that other people impose on them (so they can feel comfortable with who they are in relation to the social hierarchy).

The true "blackpill" thing to do is live a normie lie to kept them off your tracks. Fly under the radar. Ask THEM questions so they don't ask you about anything. NEVER share ANY data with them (they will remember the most innocuous details about your life and tell at least 5 other people in a scrutinizing sort of way).

where the fuck do you live? Here in yuropoor as you like to call it, your private life is protected from employer snooping (including social media) by law. Muricans sure like to be cucks.

what if he used the same username for all his stuff, and he was one of those autists who comment on pornhub videos so they found him that way?

They only look at it if they have doubts about your personality. I don't have any social media accounts and I'm not very social either, but I'm rather amicable and get along well with anyone, so they don't really bet an eye.

so they can keep a close eye on you wagie and make sure you're always up to good wagie normie shit and never do anything that might undermine (((their)))) control over you