*pounces on you*

why does this nigger have a skin tooth

stop rubbing it in reeee

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Hmm, even ugly people get some action if they've a decent enough personality.

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shit,i didnt notice it either

>i'm a cute feminine

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hehe :3
that artist draws cocks weird, the heads are like 3x as big as they should be

poor astolfo also dislocated his back!!

I really don't need more traps cluttering this board
REEEEEEE OUT

>G4Y
>gaU

i am cute and feminine tho...

Yeah, but there's potential.

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>i am cute and feminine tho...
Post tampon brand with time stamp

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noooouu UU

be impressed by his extrasensoric ability since there is no bulge

tampon? gross, what, am i gonna have an ass baby?

:o

>BI
Your ID is quite revealing

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You're a larp

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:/ i could post a pic of me that cant be reverse image searched i guess, no timestamp tho because im sick uwu

Do you know that feminine guys exist?

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Time stamp
Not a girl

>left leg
what the hell

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hide thread

t. larp

nice bum but i've seen it b4
well then frig u

>left leg
What the fuck, cursed image.

Have you heard of cute and feminine guys

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....didn't notice that the first time around.
Oh, so it's not you in the pic then.
P-post pic anyway.

All you have to do just post your box of tampon and that will prove you're a girl

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Can someone make this line up I can't in MS paint

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Again not a girl

who ever said he was a girl? He said he was just cute and feminine

He never claimed to be a girl though

>not a girl
>cute and feminine

Ah, a fellow MSPaint warrior like me.
t. using MSPaint for 14 years
>working on it
Say his name.

Read this

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No man looks like that irl

Yes, it is possible

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boys can be CUTE! AND FEMININE!
gus fring
that boi only looks feminine with 10 layers of makeup and several filters, i look like a gurl au natural

You must live in the countryside then
Many cute boys in the city
W..what's his name

Accuse her of stealing my flirting techniques

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Not cute to me or feminine
ok nerd
I don't we're all badass dudes

Well yeah 2d > 3d always

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>a fucking wig
>tons of make up to hide shave line
>plastic lashes lmao
>no ridge gooknose
>trollface chin
>cute and feminine
2/10 would not hug.
I'm so fucking jelly of his thights tho.

Is not perfect, but better.
Dunno
K

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Hyper masculinity is a telltale sign of homosexuality so you should keep it down

I meant line up as in not vibrating. Second frame isn't exactly lined up

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SPAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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on ultimate looks scale 3d>2d by far, on average though yeah, you're right

Oh, ok.
Fixing.

Prove it

On one hand you are homosexual if you are feminine yet on the other hand you are homosexual if you are masculine what's it gonna be WHAT'S IT GONNA BE THERE SEEMS TO BE NO MIDDLE TO THIS SHIT

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Fuck off.

this

maybe idk
But 2d definitely has the lowest lows with some of the weird shit people draw.

Kick the absolute ever loving shit out of this faggot

I've never gayed before in my life

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scholar.google.com.sg/scholar?q=hyper masculinity homosexual&hl=en&as_sdt=0&as_vis=1&oi=scholart#d=gs_qabs&p=&u=#p=11x-p21ILkoJ
Its only gay if you are hyper masculine, the type to go to the gym everyday and hang out with the bros etc etc
If you act like average joe that's not hyper masculine

>the type to go to the gym everyday and hang out with the bros
>gay
wat?

don't you know the "bros" at the gym all play a game where they circlejerk and the first one who cums has to be their slave for the day?

Read the study
Some homosexuals try to compensate for their sexuality by being hyper masculine

Version one

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shoot it

>you would always end up a slave
depressing tbqh
>some
I think there are more straight people that just want to look good and hang out with frens then there are gays.

yes that's better

*than

Version two, and I learned new tricks.

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If you go to the gym once in a while its normal but if you wake up at 5am and drink protein shakes daily something is off

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Wrong.

my friend does all that but he makes fun of me for being a fag

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literally the dumbest thing I've read

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then you dont read your own posts LMAO

>if you wake up at 5am and drink protein shakes daily something is off
There's nothing wrong with that

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I'm sure you know better about yourself, I just said some, maybe you are the rare minority
Lol yeah closeted homos are more likely to get angry at gays than straights
There's a term for it but I forgot

No.

Basically the people who are hypermasculine are calling you gay when you act feminine to reassure themselves that they aren't gay. If someone calls you gay for acting feminine then they are showing hypermasculinity so you are being called gay by closet gay people or active homosexuals are calling you gay for showing signs of hypermasculinity because they think you'll be Happy if you accept yourself. you could either "prove" your non gayness to closet homosexuals by acting hypermasculine and get called gay to help you understand yourself or you could show you're feminine side to not rouse suspicion on the active gay side but get called gay so that hypermasculine guys can feel secure

Or you know you need to train your body to become the #1 wrestler in the state and don't care about that some random study on the internet says you are gay

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Hey, studies are studies
Don't shoot the messenger

Thank you this made life so much simpler I can finally be secure with my sexuality which is straight and not homo

wrestling is incredibly gay though, it's literally by a wide margin the gayest physical activity you can possibly do. you homo faggots get "involuntary" boners while you're plastering your bodies all over each other

I never said all of hyper masculine guys are gay, just that gay guys are more likely to be hyper masculine.You're right, don't let this study bother you.Let's move on to more shitposting

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Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=-ihs-vT9T3Q

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Thanks for proving that you know nothing about the sport and just believe stereotypes and legends online lol get outta here wyte boi

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There is literally nothing gay in wanting to look good.
Like wtf just some kike psyop.
I don't think there even a little correlation with sexual orientation.
Its all about how narcisistic you really are.

No problem
Can I have a totally platonic hand job now.

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youtu.be/O4irXQhgMqg

He's definitely not a closet homo and doesn't get angry though, we just poke fun at each other I guess. I've known him since I was like 12.

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prove it faglord

Is PD a closet homo

yes very much so
well I'm not gay so that means you are wrong lole

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>kike psyop
None of the Authors are Jewish nor are they funded by Jews
It doesn't say that all hypermasculine people are gay, just that gays are more likely to be hypeemasculine
also this Let's just move on to normal shitposting already