Windows 10 update will be coming in October

theverge.com/2018/8/31/17805372/microsoft-windows-10-october-2018-update

Microsoft is officially unveiling the name for its next major Windows 10 update today. Previously codenamed Redstone 5, the “Windows 10 October 2018 Update” will arrive at some point in October.

It will include a number of new features for devices, like a new cloud clipboard that syncs across machines, a dark File Explorer, an updated snipping tool, improvements to Microsoft Edge, and performance information in the Xbox Game Bar.

>Old notepad originally from the year 1993 have been replaced with internet and cloud connected, Bing search capable modern notepad

Microsoft’s naming follows the Windows 10 April 2018 Update that was released earlier this year. Microsoft is expected to conclude development of the October update by the end of September, and it should be available to Windows Insiders by early October followed by regular consumers.

Microsoft is now focusing on its next Windows 10 update, codenamed 19H1. This update will likely arrive in April 2019, and the company has not yet revealed which major features will be included. Testing for 19H1 began in late July, and it’s possible we might see the return of the Sets feature that won’t be included in the Windows 10 October 2018 Update.

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Other urls found in this thread:

xhmikosr.github.io/notepad2-mod/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_10_version_history
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubuntu_version_history
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

so prepare your anus windows 10 users

I will continue to use my faithful Debian however

>explorer still doesn't have tabs
All these retarded, useless, or misguided features, and they still can't get one fucking thing right.

Hopefully this doesn't break everything as usual or it's time for my annual win10 reinstall. Bullshit that I have to use this shit software for work.

Dark theme only took 2 years since it was announced.
What a feat of pure engineering.

>I'm gay BTW

How this is relevant to anything regarding this discussion?

Here's ya' blacked theme, scrubs :^) Enjoy

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But is it fete?

>windows 10

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>using windows update

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good lord it looks like such fuckinig disgusting messy clusterfuck

Wait so it does not actually work for things other than file explorer?
Jesus christ microsoft how many decades until there is a uniform dark theme?

what in the fuck

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>cloud connected notepad

what the FUCK

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. Now drink your onions, goy.

>Internet notepad
Fuck you fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU every day you push me closer to Linux. Lucky fucks better count their blessings I'm a retarded fucking gamer

what the fuck are these poojeets doing?

>implying anyone ever used notepad and not notepad++
Spotted the plebs

I've been thinking about making something similar to Dark Reader browser addon but for whole windows.
Should I put effort into it or it will fail?

>using bloated software

Blotware or not, notepad++ it's made by a leftypoltard, which is enough of a reason not to use it.

>Deciding whether to use something by authors, not value
Sounds like you're the Jow Forumstard here

leftypoltard detected

Uh oh you caught me

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>cloud clipboard

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I liked notepad because it was so tiny and efficient for temporarily copypastaing stuff into. Of course MS had to ruin it with botnet garbage.

Install notepad2-mod
xhmikosr.github.io/notepad2-mod/

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LTSB 2018 when?

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why haven't you downgraded to 8.1 with classic shell yet? that is if you must use windows.

support for 8.1 will last to january 10, 2023

Still work in progress.

At least it's not black but darker gray which is way better than the current "dark" that is pitch black.

In 2019

> modern notepad
Still no ribbon, wtf!

>insulting windows
Stop it.

Just run a script just before the installation to remove all the aids
How is \g\ this incompetent?

>Redstone 5

Sounds like the MInecraft-Microsoft partnership is really showing

sharting in a threat

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>so prepare your anus windows 10 users
Nigger, do you even LTSB?

Do people who say it breaks everything use old hardware or something? I've never had issues.

Good thing I jumped ship early this year.

Windows and customization don't fit well together.

>winshit
>anything

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You just need more dedication and skill. For example reverse-engineering the gui stuff (user32) and hooking some internals lets you entirely redesign or redraw buttons, recolor windows and a lot more...

Daily reminder to pitch in some effort into a distro which is similar to windows 7 to increase the popularity of linux.

Unironically looking forward to it.

>It will include a number of new features
>basically just a new dark theme for one app
wew a whole major update for one theme

> all ur data is belong to us

what a great reason to stop using windows completely.
fuck you microsoft you're not getting consumer support by implimenting the next new "feature".

pay for solitaire
notepad botnet
activate windows for themes
cortana you can't turn off
obfuscation of important menus and features


really not doing anything for their brand and product besides turning people away.

you don't hear Macbook users complaining that their new version of photoshop is sending all of their pictures of nude traps to the cloud every day .
anyone smart enough to figure out how to install linux never even have that problem.

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>hey lets shit and ruin everything that isn't metro

here's a pro tip
>openbox
>pcmanfm
>arc dark/er theme

>Old notepad originally from the year 1993 have been replaced with internet and cloud connected, Bing search capable modern notepad

Wonderful. So glad I ditched windows over 10 years ago

the funny thing is in 7 and earlier you could make a dark theme via the classic theme for a few minutes
there was also a high contrast theme but it was cancer

no im not gay or lesbian

>not using notepad++

it's called anything with lxde

>let's be good goyim and work for free for RedHat and valve
And so the lincuckoldry continues

But any programs but file explorer look completely disgusting.

also rather than focusing on the real problems that the os has(lol something went wrong) they just try to make new ways to mine data or use your computer in some way. what's next cpu/gpu mining for microsoft?

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>Old notepad originally from the year 1993 have been replaced with internet and cloud connected, Bing search capable modern notepad
It literally says that nowhere in the article and by the looks of it so many retards on Jow Forums don't bother checking the source and fall for the bait.
Good job, OP.

>all this shit for literally one gpedit option
epic

>5%

KDE has had a complete dark UI for years now, and it's developed by a few guys in their spare time

oh,I got a good laugh too

kek'd

Ah yes, disabling Ethernet, an activity I do on a daily basis.

If you gay your opinion is discarded. Because you have mental illness.

i see you've never heard of xp gold

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Why wouldn't you? You should disabled Ethernet when you're not using internet.
It's a common sense.
Just like pulling out power plugs when you turn off your PC.

win xp > 7 > vista(pos) all had very nice themes you where able to change and customize everything.

Give me one reason why I should.

You're exposing yourself to hackers!
You should be always offline when not on the internet!

browsing their website for the proper way to configure it just gave me a new screenshot too

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-1

derp

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Just use Notepad++

>Why wouldn't you? You should disabled Ethernet when you're not using internet.
Imagine being this autistic.

>the page for businesses it more detailed than the one for consumers
Nice one retard. There is literally nothing stopping consumers from reading it anyway, as evidenced by your own post.

Also, since when is delivery optimization the same thing as disabling updates you fucking retard?
Did you actually read it before posting?

>derp
>being this retarded

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>cloud clipboard
I'm actually jealous. It will probably be a few years before Ubuntu has this. Also,

LEAVE NOTEPAD ALONE

...

>cloud notepad
Fuck this shit. I'll keep my old notepad exe or use notepad++

>one setting
>literally did not disable anything i highlighted
have fun with your stuxnet

>internet and cloud connected, Bing search capable modern notepad

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>Dark file explorer
>Still can't preview Adobe files
>Still can't case sensitive

>to disable updates you have to modify delivery optimization settings
>being this retarded

it's not disabling updates retard it's disabling delivery "optimizations" my pc is still up to date

Literally why?

>win7 user
>use notepad daily because of how light and simple it is
>see thise proposed update for win10
>glad i never downgraded to that shitpile
>moving to linux after support ends, thanks to improved support for gaming

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And still being a fucking inconsistent shit!

Windows 10 is becoming very fragmented with all these updates. There is even a Wikipedia article dedicated to it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_10_version_history
When Windows 7 ends support there will be the October 2019 update with April 2020 on the way. How will Microsoft cope 10 years down the line where "Windows 10" has over 20 incarnations.

>Ubuntu is becoming very fragmented with all these updates. There is even a Wikipedia article dedicated to it.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubuntu_version_history
What a horrible fucking argument.

i shouldn't need to argue the importance of keeping a computer you use on the internet up to date.
also after 1000000x updates it finally stopped crashing when i load all 8 gb of my ram up

No, I mean why are you fucking around with the delivery optimization shit?
There is literally no point.

>>Old notepad originally from the year 1993 have been replaced with internet and cloud connected, Bing search capable modern notepad
Where in the article does it say that? "Notepad" isn't even on the entire page.

Its bait that several retards fell for because they can't check the source.

>KDE

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To be fair the onus is on the OP. They linked to the article directly instead of via an archive. It's not fair to assume people are going to click the original link for various reasons. The source should be sanitized by the poster, not the lurker.

>cloud clipboard
literally spying on every single thing you copy

fuck win 10, fuck microsoft

>why haven't you downgraded to 8.1 with classic shell yet? that is if you must use windows.
I'm considering "upgrading" to 8.1 from Win 7 when I build a new PC soon. With classic start/shell will I even notice the difference?