Technology can tell if you live in a shithole

If your country's name appears on the list of subtitles Netflix cares to make, your country is relevant in this world. The rest of them are shit countries and you should consider kysing yourself if you live in one of them. Prove me wrong.

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>european (Spanish)

Finnish is included, Estonian is not

Also: Swedish/Danish/Norwegian all included but these are in truth only one language and speaker of one language will understand all the others (this is true for written texts but not spoken because Danish guttural speech is unintelligible)

Ozark is good. I wanna fuck the daughter even though her face is weird.

>netflix
What a cuck.

>russian and mandarin missing
>two literal superwpowers
I would kys myself if I lived in China, though

>netflix

Didn't see Chinese at the bottom, time to kys myself indeed

>Also: Swedish/Danish/Norwegian all included
Yes.
>but these are in truth only one language
No.
>and speaker of one language will understand all the others (this is true for written texts but not spoken because Danish guttural speech is unintelligible)
Perhaps.
Norwegians can understand Swedish and Danish.
Swedes can understand Norwegian but have problems with Danish
Danes can understand Norwegians but I am not sure about Swedish.
All these countries have dialects that can be really hard (Telemark, Skaane, Soenderjudsk) even for natives.

not him but
>simplified chinese

TFW Belgium doesn’t even has his own language

>t. butthurt guys living in shitholes

>live in shithole
>your only relevance to the world is causing butthurt
>still in it
Lel shit list.

>united states of america isnt listed

It's the first entry, dum-dum.

>Netflix
So apparently some needless normie service doesn't care about my country. What do?

>Ozark
Doesn't this just show which countries turkish soap operas are popular in?
t.on the list

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>russian
>superwpowers
kek

>English
>as in the language of England
>no it's american
everytime

nah, netflix isn't really a thing here and for me If I need a subtitle for movies I always choose english.

Those are languages and not countries retard.

BASED

Most of them are countries, some are languages and you can deduce the countries that speak them if you had a brain.

>country's name
>Most of them are countries
kek

I can't, I'm living in Japan.

Japan's got Netflix, you clown.

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You're a fucking idiot.

I'm almost ready to kms and I live in Russia

fellow turkroach?

Brother.

Neither does the US

Sell your cute sisters and you can move out

It would make more sense for them to translate stuff based on which countries use their services the most.

Based and redpilled Satan.

>relevant
>turkish

>kysing yourself

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