Hello user, I'm your new boss. From now on you may only write halal code veeified by a credible imam

Hello user, I'm your new boss. From now on you may only write halal code veeified by a credible imam.

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>sikh
>islam
kys

The absolute state of amerilard education.

Whatever blows your goat, boss.

its a meme

there are sikh muslims, you know.

>sikh
>imam and halal
wat

>Jokes on you guyz I was only pretending to be retarded! xD

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Literally how? Sikhism is a Dharmic religion, and, among other things incompatible with Islam, believes in multiple gods with Ik Onkar as the supreme God.

Another incompatible difference is that muslims believe that Muhammad was the last and final prophet.

because of proximity to islam many siks now practice islam but with cultural things related to sikh culture. it's sort of a mix.

>because of proximity to islam many siks now practice islam
If you by proximity, you mean forced and threatened, I agree.

>being this american

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it's a beautiful consensual cultural exchange.

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OP is just jealous he'll never be as cool as the guy he posted

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so this is the power of american education.

>brown people without beards = mexicans or indians
>brown people with beards = muslims
>japanese people = asians

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I'm Mexican and I have a beard. Also I know a few Indians with beards.

You know why Sikhs carry the swords, right?

to kill non-believers

Hory shet! What if I were to review my code by a rabbi, declare it kosher? I'd have a Jewish customer base and make piles of shekels by being the CEO of a Jew friendly startup.
Future's bright lads!!

nope

fpbp

>Rabbi steals the code for himself
>He makes a big pile of shekels
Congratulations, you have been jewed.

Fuck.

This. Sikhs are bro tier. My sister's boyfriend is a Sikh and the food his family gives us is amazing.

SIKHED

why do they wear so much silver?

They made it with their poo hands.

I don't give a fuck. Better than my family's bland white people food.

>selling out his cultural and genetical history for “good food”

Can't come to work today boss, feeling sikh

>halal
But that's a sikh you absolute moron

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"Sikh" and "Muslim" are both religions, not races, and they are incompatible with one another. You can no more be a Sikh Muslim than a Hindu Christian.

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I wouldn't be shocked if 90% of Americans really believed this
>sikh muslims

>you can’t be Hindu Christian
Then wtf is Hare Krishna then?

>a badly baked potato is his cultural heritage
Muh heritage

I can’t speak for him, but our culture goes back to roughly early northern European Bronze Age. I don’t understand why curries and chinks believe they somehow have a monopoly on old culture, we had written language and international trade and a society regulated by laws while Indians and chinks hadnt figured out how to make cloth yet.

Dumb fuckwit. Religion ≠ Race

Every now and then you get a clear reminder that people like this are actually uneducated retards and not worth your time

I'm sure there is a Java or C# cookbook under that turban.

you fucking nigger called me a muslim u kike

>veeified
Learn to type, arab.

To circumcise niggers.

They're hindus, not even slightly related to christians. Who cares anyways? Religion is useless.

Can't work. Terrorist will kill me.

>white """people""" have no culture apart from minivans and shitty food
wew lad

Guys fuck all my code is fucking HARAM. FUCKING ALL OF IT WTF DO I DO I'M GOING TO GET BEHEADED

*tips*

>muh 5000 variants of alcohol

dune coons cant code

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r/woooosh

I am 100% sure this poster is American.

This is how you spot an american.