Only autists use command shell according to Apple

>Be a cringy 22 year old coder
>Use powershell to open 'My Pictures' folder
>Use 'cd open toaster' to open a toaster

All friends stare in amazement.

NOT ACCORDING TO APPLE.

applenews.net/archives/68780804405

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he's not wrong

>404 Not Found
Hmmm

Being this alpha.

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The command line is many times more efficient if you know how to use it properly. I'm not even trying to be an elitist about it either. Anyone with a 90+ IQ can use the command to get real work done. When I SSH into another machine and need to edit a file real quick, I'm not going to copy it to a laptop just to open it in an IDE. I'm going to use vi or nano. Anyone who uses an IDE is also a fucking idiot. It's easier to manage compiler flags from the command line and it's easier to see the output if something is fucked up.

There's a reason why every successful desktop operating system has a shell of some kind, even OS X with their outdated version of Bash.

Yes he is.

Can someone explain why the fuck do people still do tasks over shell in post 2010?

I remember when VB was all the rage due to it's simplistic interface, and the addons you used to make your app look dece.

Now we're back to shell?

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>command line shell's
>that terrible English in general
Could you at least try a little?

>Shell's

Douchebro's and elitistbro's are the only one's using it. Real coders use SublimeText.

Because a text based interface is easier to use and understand due to the simplicity. It has been that way since the 80s and it'll never change. Nothing is hidden behind a billion buttons and pages and menus.

>Be me
>2015
>Recent graduate
>All I know is jetbrains
>Start job at Github
>What the fuck is a fork
>What the fuck is a git
>Where is my IDE
>What the fuck is this CMD shit
>Get fired 3 days later because no CMD skills

I just recently got promoted to a line manager at my local subway.

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I literary spilled out my link from the kek.

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>The requested URL /archives/68780804405 was not found on this server.

I got one better.

>Be me
>2010
>Recent CS grad from a prestigious university in Washington
>Most of the course was theory and math
>Any coding was done on a IDE
>College is a gold certified member of Microsoft
>Figures
>Go out in the real world
>Get offered a job at a mobile app development company
>Apps are just beginning to take off
>"user do you know how to push to Git?"
>"Git?" oh yeah I know git
>Little did I realise my manager didn't mean 'Git' the scrawny intern
>Get fired in the next 3 hours for pushing over Git
>Been working as a car mechanic ever since
>Broke, paycheck to paycheck
>MRW I realise I wasted 4 years of college and still $80k in student debt
>Moral of the story. Learn how to Git and Shell.

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>Be me
>2017
>Self thought master of Bash
>"We don't use Bash here"
>"We only use C

MRW I'm still living at my parents and can't find a job because I can only Bash.

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>BE
>ME
>Have a job
>Can use CMD to open folders
>Make myself feel like master hacker
>Get transferred to office in Hungary
>Now head of R&D for an app company

Six figure salary just because I know how to cd into a folder.

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>Use gui
>4gb install, 60% ram & cpu usage
>click thing, takes some time
>sends personal info to nsa
>crashes
>"Hold on, we're sending crash data to Microsoft to improve your experience!"

>Use cli
>2mb install, type command
>does the command

Stfu guilet

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>The command line is many times more efficient if you know how to use it properly

For very few things. For many other things, it’s just a method of flexing in front of peers to show how much you’ve memorized.

Only manlets use CLI and commands. This isnt the 80s.

>GUI Masterrace

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Wow, that's not an exaggerated example at all

GUI is bloat. If you're not using CLI there's high chance you're not white.

Butthurt much?

>Let me memorize 100s of commands just so I can cd myself into a folder
>Let me waste 10 min typing out a command to copy and paste one file into another folder

Command line is garbage. There is a reason why only autists use it to flex. It adds nothing of value in the long run. It can be beneficial if you need to do something on root level but other than that its a waste of time.

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I feel like he under-exaggerated it. He could've mentioned the GUI just being yet another Chrome install without the address bar like most programs nowadays.

you guys are joking, right?

well what the hell are you supposed to do otherwise than using bash or writing scripts (unless you want to write a whole 'app') .. command line is to move data around / configure things

Found the retard

Someone should make an internet browser all based in command prompt. Want to google something?

>FUCK YOU, here is 500,000,000 lines of code in greentext to trawl through

This is why a GUI exists you fuckos.

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One of the reasons why Windows was (still is really) so popular is the god tier GUI introduced in Windows 95, which of course has slowly been eroded ever since.

And similarly one of the reasons why Linux is installed on like 2% of computers (which mostly includes servers) is because the GUIs for it are all flawed and rely far too much on the command line.

who the fuck would use apple, when there is linux for free

i use vim plugins for firefox, works great

So how does this guy run node servers then?
>Apple servers

Never mind, carry on.

Because Apple is also a hardware company not only OSX?

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You people are seriously responding to an article from a satirical website; an article which no longer exists.
This is exactly why I will never take Jow Forums seriously.

All browsers use a lot of RAM when browsing bloated nu-male bullshit social and news sites

but the command line is unironically faster than a gui...
>cd Desktop; touch text.txt

vs

>click 'all files'
>double click desktop
>right click
>"create new file"
>type name of file

>Nothing is hidden behind a billion buttons and pages and menus.
you're right, it's all hidden behind a bunch of tags/switches/whatever you call them

>muh flexing
>muh peers
I use the command line for lots of things whether or not anyone else is around. I don't give a fuck what anyone in my office thinks.

I bet you remember thousands of worthless facts about /v/tard bideo bames or other stupid nerd shit. You are literally retarded if you cannot use the command line and understand man pages. I mean actually retarded, like mentally disabled.

Only niggers can't use the command line. Terry himself said this. Are you some kind of stupid nigger?

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I wish this was a joke. You wouldn't believe how many HR/Managers are all into the 'hip' things the kids are into. Like using Bash to push to git rather than drag and drop into the bloody thing.

I actually saw many talented coders be bullied in the workplace because some didn't use command line 'enough'.

Its the whole tabs vs spaces thing all over again, except managers wanting to be all cool and 'techy' show how stupid and cucky they are by promoting this elitist culture... around command prompts... lmao

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CLI is bloat
If you're not interpreting voltage with voltmeter there's highest chance you're not white.

there are plenty of command line/text based browsers... also, ur reddit is showing.

"The system cannot find the path specified"

Waste another 10 seconds of your life re-typing.

That's why a gui will always win.

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Ides are useful. You can compile from the command line after doing editing in the ide if you find it quicker.

>he isn't using a mechanical 4-bit computer and punch cards
Lol get fucked, nigger.

IDEs are worthless. So are most text editors. If you need auto completion and syntax highlighting you're a retard.

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>Be Me
>2016
>Majored in political science in college
>Was a leftwing nutjob, dont blame me
>Cant find a job
>Decide to get on Udemy
>Finished every CS course in Udemy in 4 months
>All of Udemy's content for coding is around Bash/PowerShell
>Apply for 200 jobs
>All jobs ask "Which is your favourite IDE?"
>"IDE what the fuck is that?"
>Proceed to look like a complete elitist scumbag because I prefer PowerShell over any IDE
>Still jobless
>FML now learning how to use JetBrains and ASP.NET
>I will become another pajeet because the industry now wants IDE faggots instead of powershell users
>I predict the industry will switch again
>2021 will be the year of me

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fpbp

>can't tab-complete to make sure path exists
it's no one else's fault but yours that you're retarded

Whats a tab complete?

Sorry complete novice on this command line stuff. Any good tuts on it?

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You know I wish this was jokes but I recently was asked to fire someone because they didn't use Bash to transfer server files but chose to do it through FileZilla.

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>Hipsters with severe Derangement Syndrome
But most FagOS users don't use CLI

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it's like if you have a file named "superpotato.txt" in your home directory
you type "cat /home/user/super", then press tab, it autocompletes to "cat /home/user/superpotato.txt", it basically autocompleted the potato.txt part at the end

I love that picture

>3 monitors
>all this GPU
>really powerful PC
>uses it to run minecraft
This still tilts me for some reason, despite the photo being at least 4 years old.

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>there are fags itt that dont make scripts to automate meticulous tasks for themselves

kek

i was part of a 12 man IT team and the whole GUI vs CMD shit is actually quite ridiculous. You'd get bullied for not using powershell to transfer files over...

whats the point of securely encrypted https file transfers anyway when you can look cool with all of the processes running on a black screen in white text.

*2 years, I've just noticed the model of the GPU

Why would I use it to look cool when I'm the only one here?

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kek being this retarded not to realise

>CLI
>Scripts

....

CLI+Sripts = GUI

Retard.

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Link doesn't work.

Or what you can do is

Turn on PC.
Right click > Create new text file

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CLi vs GUi is how school shooters are born and how workplace workers go postal.

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t. moron who doesn't know what scripts are used for

8K minecraft textures

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>mfw still using an ancient DOS IBM program at work

I have no face

the scripts are making use of commands in the terminal... wew dumb

t.retard who doesn't realise scripts are an outdated form of doing anything on a PC.

Welcome to Windows 10 bitch.

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What would you do with a machine like that?

Even worse
>there are fags who don't make a directory full of their scripts in their home directory and then add that their path using their bashrc to call those scripts from anywhere

>CLI+Sripts = GUI
Are you fucking stupid? A script is just a text file that contains commands that runs other programs. That's it.

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>Welcome to Windows 10 bitch.
Look at this fucking Winshit loser who doesn't even know what PowerShell is.

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>there are fags who don't make a directory full of their scripts in their home directory and then add that their path using their bashrc to call those scripts from anywhere

wew lad, seems like a lot of fucking work for nothing unless you're doing mass processing or server work. Kinda validating OP's point that only dumb script kiddies use CLI to look cool and not for what its meant for.

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jerk off to lolis

PowerShell is Windows.

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Everything seems like a lot of work when you have a room temperature IQ.

Exactly. Microsoft gives you all the tools you need to do real work and you just play video games, because you're a stupid winshitter. PowerShell also runs on Linux and is open source.

But hes right.

If you're not doing mass server work or need to transfer a ton of data then what the fuck is the point of cli?

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>For scientific work, room temperature is taken to be about 293 to 298 kelvins (K).
OK, retard.

microshit now owns git
fuck git

WHERES THE ONLINE COURSES FOR ALL THE SHIT IN CS THAT ISNT ACTUALLY CODING

GIVE ME COURSE ON HOW TO SET UP EVERY IDE ON THE SUN

GIVE ME A COURSE ON USING VCS

GIVE ME A COURSE ON USING THE FUCKING SHELL

FUCK

why the fuck people say 'git is it' and there is a massive manual for git and git is a big 'learning curve' fuck git
git is nothing
they made version control into the most massive issue (of bloat) no wonder microshit bought it. it's total obfuscation

That was a bold strategy cotton, too bad it didn't work out.

>>Welcome to Jow Forums where criticising CLI is like supporting Hillary on Jow Forums

We've went full circle. See

you spend more time learning the IDE than you do learning the language
people who start to code should not be using IDES
ides will put them off coding, fast

That's fake you faggot

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE COURSES ON HOW TO MAKE MYSQL PROPERLY WORK

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE COURSES FOR DATABASE INTEGRATION THROUGH SHELL

FUCK

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*github
dumb fuck

>CD n open toaster on c://toast
>file not found

MFW I spent 26 years learning shell to open a toaster

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The majority of things i do are on the command line as engineer. This is just bullshit and every interface that implies to solve the complexity issue is simply lying because it's nothing more than a paradigm shift.

>mass server work or need to transfer a ton of data
You have no idea what you're talking about.

Nice job shifting the goalposts this hard. No one measures shit in Kelvin. Only Celsius and Fahrenheit. Only a 60IQ r*ddit tard would post something about an obscure system of measurement on a Chinese soup taste testing bulletin board.

KEK

>The majority of things i do are on the command line as engineer

Being this retarded not using actual binary to do tasks.

Where my binary bots at? 10010101010100101010101

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>microshit now owns git
Do you even know what git is?

whatever
i am aware of what it is
i do not use it
fuck off - american trash

Being this retarded to call Jow Forums a bulletin board.

Its a fucking theme change/skin for craigslist you fucking moron.

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theres books on that shit from people who taught themsleves through trial and error

>Welcome to Jow Forums where criticising CLI is like supporting Hillary on Jow Forums
Jow Forums tells you that you're stupid for not being able to use a simple text based interface. Jow Forums tells you that you're stupid for supporting a corrupt establishment candidate and then melting down like a baby when you lose. /b/ says you're a weak bitch for drinking s o y lent.

Maybe Jow Forums was just right all along.

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if i want to move a file i'm WAY faster doing this via terminal instead of opening seperate windows and klicking around to drag it.

yeah tell them, programming languages are useless, better off use binary or you're a retard

It's almost as if someone is trying to create... a false narrative

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You shouldn't water your faggots at night.