Bing masterrace

Daily reminder that Bing gives you unbiased results.

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It's just google that's fucked

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delede this

Bing is also superior for porn and programming questions

How the fuck do you not die from a shotgun shot to the head?

Blue board, dude...
Also, DDG gives lewd results too, wihout feeding the MS botnet (could be feeding another one, but my point stands)

>Israel

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If you put that as your location they show you all the secret Jew results

imagine being that one dude out of a hundred that survived a direct headshot from a shotgun.

>legal loli

wrong angle will make you a vegetable.

when you shoot through your chin and not at the brain

How can you be that retarded?

You mean to tell me all the pressure and lose skull fragments flying around in your head aren't enough to kill you even if the angle isn't strictly lethal?

I imagine some people are retarded and use weak loads too

bro, you gotta understand, i don't want this to hurt...

Wtf it takes more than a minute to die
Guess no suicide for me

Everyone should have a bottle of cyanide and 12 guage shotgun. Take it, then Bam shotgun to head.

>How can you be that retarded?
Sometimes the victim flinches at the last second, sometimes when they put the shotgun on the ground with the barrel up under their chin, it's difficult to pull the trigger, and they get the angle wrong. Stuff like that.

I keked

Insulin OD

If the bullet misses your brainstem, you're fucked.
The brainstem is where the centers for regulating circulatory and respiratory functions.

There are all kinds of shotguns. Shoot a 20cal at a wrong angle and you can very well survive.

Has anyone tried the Chat option in the Google one? Post results.

prolly cheap #8 birdshot instead of 00 buckshot

>Bing is also superior for porn
sold

This is surprising to me too. I would have thought it would be instant.

>It takes 1.7 minutes to shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun
What's taking people so long?

Someone actually researched about how long until people got chopped off with the guillotine truly dead, and then the result was a minute. So it kinda makes a sense for you to dead after 1.7 minutes with shotgun, you might not feel the pain though.

Don't tempt me