YOU

YOU
YES YOU
WHY AREN'T YOU A .NET DEV YET
THE BEST DOCS
THE BEST ENV
THE BEST SUPPORT

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Ok

Because I'm not gay.

Class.Method

Because it sucks.

.NET sucks and is for faggots

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

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I am, though. C# is a comfy language, the whole dev stack is nice to use.

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I am.

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>THE BEST ENV
Oh yeah, its so good that it needs 3 completely different runtimes.

Its great if you are a mircosoft fag

the lowest pay
Java devs get 20% better pay on average
Why would I learn dotLockIn when I could use GPL Java?
Can't even compile .Net on Linux without some unofficial shit named after a disease

>without some unofficial shit named after a disease
?

The only reason they have the best docs is that they overslimplified their system to dumb it down. They basically pretended like there was only one programming language.

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Good times

>What is .NET Core

Because Windows Servers are not FREE, you fucking brainlet.

Visual Studio is the best development tool ever made.

Mono is semi official now. Visual Studio for Mac is based on Monodevelop.

I use it every day.

IM DEVELOPING AS HARD AS I CAN BALLMER

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BECAUSE I SEE YOU

>false

the documentation isn't made pretentious by ADHD-riddled gitfags like you and pic related.

C# is mature, and so is its userbase. Now go start a gofundme for your new JS framework.

Bodil stoke is the only woman on earth known to be qualified to have my babies. You take that back sir or I shall hack all of your ones and turn them to zeroes and hack all of your zeroes and turn them to ones.

cause no crossplatform
inb4 netcore. as far as i know it does not yet have all .net libraries and capabilities