>be me
>go to a public school
>unlike all of the chads, I don't often go outside and prefer to stay inside
>kids call me weird
>once a retarded kid says "Hey, what if user is actually a vampire?"
>everybody laughs
>the next day, everybody knows me as a vampire
what to do Anons?
pretend to be real vampire
Roll with it, start drinking tomato juice.
Just say that you’d prefer to keep your skin nice and smooth from the evil sun. I’m sure they’ll believe you.
>a kid came to my door and yelled "Happy Birthday Vampire!" (it's not my birthday but ok)
>he left a box next to the door
>after opening it I found out it was a jar of animal blood
the measures people are going for a stupid joke is atrocious
intimidate them by drinking it
rape and murder her
they come bearing gifts
do not mistake their affection for mockery
I wish someone called me a vampire instead of "that weird retarded faggot"
based
>surely, more and more theories start to pop out, including that I am an alien, a robot, that I have some disease etc.
>one of this theories is seen by the principal after some guy made posters saying "user is not a vampire, he just have a disease #HelpAnon" and put them all around the school
> the next day he states "No, user is not a vampire, neither a robot or a a reptillian. Stop making fun of him."
>purely out of decency I thanked him.
>he says "It's ok user. Next time someone bullies you again, go visit my office"
I hope this entire thing is over
did you rape and murder her
no, I only murdered her.
wew.
Start lifting, or eating more. People dont make fun of big guys as much as skinny fuckbois.
lol op is being bullied
>now it's actually my birthday
>my mom thinks it would be appropriate if I would go visit the principal since he's the reason I'm not bullied anymore
>I go to his office
>I see him in a chair as well as a priest reading a holy bible
>I see two mattrasses as well as a tedy bear in one of them
>I see cupboards supposed to be filled with books and certificates filled with underwear and work clothes
>he asks me "What's up user"
>mfw he lived inside his office
>mfw he lived there with a priest
>mfw he was probably just waiting for me to come
>mfw now he's going to beat the devil out of me (literally)
quoting whom though
me, from a different time
me, from a different time
uber troll
writes english better than most amerimutts
When did you say those things?