>be me >be on some kinda high >be exploring sewer w/ friends >be drinking slushy >Faggot friend breaks my straw >I decide that the best course of actions is to use my Samsung J3 as a spoon >We all pass it around, piling up that icy goodness and slupping that shit off my phone >Realize phone won't turn on >Yeet it 50 feet like I'm skipping a rock down the road >Pick it up, take it home, and put it on my desk >Forget about it Two weeks later >Friend is over, asks if I can call someone for him >In mocking him, I turn on my phone while sarcastically saying "ooooh definitely, with my completely functional phone" >Mfw it turns on quite normally
And then
>We head out for a few hours to climb shit and look at the meteor showers (no homo) >My phone dies from low battery >Mfw it won't turn back on
What do? I still hear the vibrations and my 9 AM alarm but consistent BSOD despite trying all that ODIN mode shits.
Enjoy oxidation retard. You were supposed to taki it to service and have it cleaned immediatelly.
William Taylor
This, your phone is kill OP. Please don't ever reproduce.
Adrian Powell
Frig off computer boy I do what I want
Lucas Rivera
So if I clamp down wherever the connection is, I might have hope as far as starting it? I got the bench vise. Where would that connection be?
Grayson Campbell
are you high school? you sound like a fucking retard.
Robert Jackson
Dude your phone is fucking rusting on the inside and electricity greatly accelerates it. Even if somehow it works clamped for a while it will get worse.
Anthony Campbell
I actually dropped out a long time ago, before the end of middle school for me. Did your parents not discipline you much? You sound like a bitter autist. Are you atheistic or some shit queerboi? Did you abandon faith in a vain pursuit of "higher" knowledge? Are you cherishing life as much as you can so you can move on, having gotten rid of the parts of your soul that don't deserve to be there? Have you ever even been loved?
Nathan Morgan
Popping it into the oven at 180 with my pizza rn
Evan Martin
Don't take higher knowledge to not use your phone as a spoon lmao
Grayson Wilson
And this is why you don't do drugs, kids.
Jacob Martin
kill yourself junkie
Cooper Cruz
You got the auts bro? I obviously had the knowledge to realize that using my phone as a spoon would probably result in its death. I just happened to fucking hate this budget trash phone and thought it would be funny to absolutely violate it. That said, I'm camping for a week starting tomorrow, and having a phone would be chill.
Josiah Fisher
Also this, all of what you did has an eearily similarity to when I was a basehead.
Ethan Lopez
Obvious samefag question mark?
Matthew Parker
Aren't u just epic and random :)
Jayden Richardson
A phone isn't a very good spoon it's closest to a spatula in food utensil terms.
Seriously though, my uncle died in an abandoned house and they found him a day later next to syringes scattered all over the floor.
Thomas Wilson
Which one of us is having a stroke here? This entire thread is probably just a hypoxia nightmare.
Jaxon Bailey
Don't worry vro. I just happen to like urban exploration and occasionally lighting up. I don't fuck with any needles. Heroin has either killed or fucked over a bunch of close people to me.
Liam Brown
>I decide that the best course of actions is to use my Samsung J3 as a spoon
this gives me a strong urge to shoot you in the head.
