>be me >be on some kinda high >be exploring sewer w/ friends >be drinking slushy >Faggot friend breaks my straw >I decide that the best course of actions is to use my Samsung J3 as a spoon >We all pass it around, piling up that icy goodness and slupping that shit off my phone >Realize phone won't turn on >Yeet it 50 feet like I'm skipping a rock down the road >Pick it up, take it home, and put it on my desk >Forget about it Two weeks later >Friend is over, asks if I can call someone for him >In mocking him, I turn on my phone while sarcastically saying "ooooh definitely, with my completely functional phone" >Mfw it turns on quite normally
And then
>We head out for a few hours to climb shit and look at the meteor showers (no homo) >My phone dies from low battery >Mfw it won't turn back on
What do? I still hear the vibrations and my 9 AM alarm but consistent BSOD despite trying all that ODIN mode shits.
Enjoy oxidation retard. You were supposed to taki it to service and have it cleaned immediatelly.
William Taylor
This, your phone is kill OP. Please don't ever reproduce.
Adrian Powell
Frig off computer boy I do what I want
Lucas Rivera
So if I clamp down wherever the connection is, I might have hope as far as starting it? I got the bench vise. Where would that connection be?
Grayson Campbell
are you high school? you sound like a fucking retard.
Robert Jackson
Dude your phone is fucking rusting on the inside and electricity greatly accelerates it. Even if somehow it works clamped for a while it will get worse.
Anthony Campbell
I actually dropped out a long time ago, before the end of middle school for me. Did your parents not discipline you much? You sound like a bitter autist. Are you atheistic or some shit queerboi? Did you abandon faith in a vain pursuit of "higher" knowledge? Are you cherishing life as much as you can so you can move on, having gotten rid of the parts of your soul that don't deserve to be there? Have you ever even been loved?
Nathan Morgan
Popping it into the oven at 180 with my pizza rn
Evan Martin
Don't take higher knowledge to not use your phone as a spoon lmao
