Do you have a bidet? Which one, and how is it? I recently upgraded to a BioBidet Slim One (pic related) from a generic $20 attachment, and the difference is unbelievable; mechanical nozzle, heated water and seat, the works.
Would definitely recommend a full seat to an attachment, it's well worth the extra money.
I've had a Luxe and a Brondell attachment before. The Luxe was pretty good, lasted a few years no issues. The Brondell broke after a month and started leaking everywhere.
Anthony Stewart
bought one of those 30 dollar luxe ones with the metal hose. best 30 bux i spent in my life probably. no more swamp ass . no more hemorrhoids or anal fissures, no infected tissue from wiping too much. its surreal when your ass is the cleanest part of your body.
love the "pressure" control which is just what level of shit rending ass sundering you want because even a millimeter of turned on is full throttle.
Parker Morgan
I wipe my ass with rubbing alcohol, and/or wet wipes, so I never had any of these problems.
wet wipes destroy my septic and cost a small fortune to actually use consistently. the bidet saves a fortune and is essentially the same but less shit wiping on your end.
Josiah Bennett
>its surreal when my asshole is the cleaner than your dinner plate.
i wish i had a home or apartment so i could get one
Luis Bennett
I've thought about buying one of these but I don't know how to explain it to anybody in real life. Already get called a queer and a goatfucker due to the assblaster
Robert Ortiz
Only if you're a whiteboi with weak heels who can't into squatting.
Jason Wood
also forgot the worst part of being a bidet fag is having to cope with not having bidets. it was bad enough shitting in public places but now that you know the feeling of a truly clean ass you also have the cognizance of an unclean ass.
Mason Campbell
>is essentially the same It's not the same. Alcohol can clean thermal paste to ass turds, and it's able to kill bacteria while preventing infections to your anus hole. I don't see how "buying" a bidet would save anyone any money since you could just hop in the tub, and sprinkle water on your bum without to get the same, or superior effect of a bidet without having to purchase a bidet.
Ethan Reyes
Just do what I did: super nice bidet for at home, and a cheap attachment for the toilet at work. There's 90% of the places I'm likely to shit.
Blake Ramirez
If I ever saw one of these instead of a normal fucking can I would shit right on the floor out of spite
Henry Taylor
Just carry a little bottle of rubbing alcohol with you, and wipe your booty clean after you wiping the shit from your ass.
Andrew Diaz
>It's not the same. Alcohol can clean thermal paste to ass turds, and it's able to kill bacteria while preventing infections to your anus hole. imagine thinking you evolved to rub alcohol on your asshole. you are intended to have bacteria back there and this will only leave to health problems and skin issues. >I don't see how "buying" a bidet would save anyone any money since you could just hop in the tub, and sprinkle water on your bum without to get the same, or superior effect of a bidet without having to purchase a bidet. Bidet seats/attachments save you time and money and remove the hassle of using your hand to clean shit off. Also you don't seem to understand how fucking hard these things spray water at your ass compared to a faucet. its literally a pressured blast of shit sundering aqua.
>tp just tears and sticks to your asshole more than usual. fucking neanderthal asswipers
Cameron Peterson
>imagine thinking you evolved to rub alcohol on your asshole. you are intended to have bacteria back there and this will only leave to health problems and skin issues. I don't have any issues with my tight butthole user, and you need bacteria inside your intestines not ON your asscheeks retard. >its literally a pressured blast of shit sundering aqua. My house came with a tub that I can wash my ass in with soap, and water if I need to do, so, and my asshole is lickably clean, because I uwipe it with rubbing alcohol, so buying a bidet just seems irresponsible to me.
Brandon Parker
>my asshole is lickably clean, because I uwipe it with rubbing alcohol
user, where are you getting "a little water" if you're in a generic USA toilet stall?
William Butler
what kind of third world chucklefuck education did you get where bacteria don't exist on your exterior. how exactly do you think skin infections are prevented. maybe stop drinking petrol and wiping your ass with alcohol.
Matthew Rivera
Good thing they don't sell whatever the fuck "petrol" is in the United States.
Brody Lee
don't pretend to live in the land of the free you 71% asshole
Eli Campbell
The one at my job has a tiny hand wash station in the stall. So people can clean their shit-stained hands before they leave.
David Lewis
>sink in the stall waht the fuck are you in some billionaire arab palace company
Dominic Russell
It's for handicapped people, so this checks out entirely.
Dominic James
>what kind of third world chucklefuck education did you get where bacteria don't exist on your exterior. Getting this angry, because you got called out for being retarded. 1. Bacteria from from fecal matter causes you to smell you stink ridden fuck, and I have less bacteria on the exterior of my pooper, because I wipe with rubbing alcohol, and my ass is literally cleaner than yours. >how exactly do you think skin infections are prevented. Not by smearing wet feces all over it you fucking caveman. >maybe stop drinking petrol and wiping your ass with alcohol. Why are you so angry that my hygiene is better than yours?
Cameron Evans
>sperging out this hard over your autistic and borderline insane ass cleaning what proof do you use pussy anything less than 99 is pathetic
Dylan Scott
This man is correct. I park my butt in the handi-stall while the wheelchair guy fumes. I swear the shitter-cops are gonna give me a ticket one day.
Isaiah Kelly
>Jow Forums >thread about cleaning your ass after taking a shit
Luis Perry
I used to be afraid of this until I learned my anus actually extends out of my body like one of those alien miniature mouths when I take a shit. I am convinced that this is a debilitating and crippling affliction that warrants using the cripplecrapper
Xavier Williams
Better than shaved man-legs in stockings.
Camden Young
just what the fuck is the difference between socks and stockings? is it the length?
Levi Jackson
true
Ryder Collins
I prefer hydrogen peroxide
Austin Lewis
We have the cleanest, and healthiest assholes in this thread.
Chase Howard
Pic related is an *actual* bidet. The one in the OP is some kind of nippon-american abomination.
I never understood Euro-style (standalone) bidets. Why would you waste all that space? All that extra plumbing? And to you it, do you walk over holding your cheeks apart to keep shit from smearing everywhere before you...squat down uncomfortably?
Europe really has the worst ideas.
Nathan Perez
>having a second toilet just for the purpose of washing your ass that nippon abomination is the next evolutionary step in ass cleansing and is superior in every way.
Ethan Morales
>*actual* yeah nah, regular nippon bidet is better than that.
Easton Brooks
>I would shit right on the floor out of spite sasuga pajeet
Aaron Scott
>you could just hop in the tub, and sprinkle water on your bum now imagine your leftover shit dirtying your tub instead of just the toilet bowl.
Owen Sanders
Let's get back on track. What's the best
Aaron Hill
Wipe your tub with rubbing alcohol, and your all set.
Ryan Russell
or you could just use bidet and don't have to worry about shit stained tub
Luis Bennett
see >mfw it's only cost around $30 and some people still won't buy them JUST
Wyatt Carter
Or you could just learn how to wipe your ass properly, and then wipe it with rubbing alcohol for good measure. Even if you use a bidet you should still wipe your ass with alcohol just for good measure.
Jason Lee
> Why would you waste all that space? It is not wasted space, it's space used for a purpose. I can't speak for all euros, but we Italians like our bathrooms large and comfortable, kinda like how americans make oversized kitchens for some reason. >And to you it, do you walk over holding your cheeks apart to keep shit from smearing everywhere before you...squat down uncomfortably? It's right next to the toilet, and has basically the same form-factor, not uncomfortable at all to use. Also, remember that the bidet complements the toilet paper, it does not replace it. There's also a designated towel used to wipe your ass once you're done.
>that nippon abomination is the next evolutionary step in ass cleansing and is superior in every way. We have a more frugal taste... there's no need for a bidet to kiss your ass, sing jingle bells and call you goshujin-sama while you're doing your business. Also, the true european bidet doesn't need electricity to operate.
William Diaz
>you should still wipe your ass with alcohol just for good measure Or maybe don't wipe your ass with alcohol at all?
Luke Barnes
just get the luxe or whatever the fuck they've got on amazon for 30-50 bucks. most of them are practically identical. make sure you get one with the metal tubing though. the plastic ones have a tendency to rot
Caleb Cruz
Sounds like some homosexual fetishist nonsense
Daniel Gray
Are you legitimately retarded do you know what putting rubbing alcohol on your skin repeatedly like that does, especially near your anus?
Hunter Morgan
>Or maybe don't wipe your ass with alcohol at all? Then you'll have a dirty ass you dumb fucking mong. If your goal was to have a dirty ass in then why even bother wiping, or sprinkling water on it?
Gabriel Parker
>Even if you use a bidet you should still wipe your ass with alcohol just for good measure. This is definitely better than merely wiping your ass with alcohol wipes. I bet your average americans only use regular toilet paper to wipe their ass and be done with it.
William Ward
you realize there are attachments that aren't 900 dollar heated seats that make safari noises to cover your thunderous anal eruptiobn right while projecting ultraviolet light on your poopoo.
the seat attachments make sense. there is no need for a seperate mini toilet to clean your ass fucking paki. big fucking jap brains combining the functionality of the bidet with the already existing toilet seat. protip they don't REQUIRE electricity either. thats only for freaky shit like the 1000 dollar seats. a single 30 dollar attachment provides all the utility of your vestigial toilet with none of the inconveniences of it.
Grayson Robinson
Tsk tsk user, thats cultural appropriation
Brody Bailey
thats what everybody says until they realize they have lived like a backwards fucking savage gorilla nigger for their entire lives. it also doubles half assed enema device if you ever have trouble shitting, it can make it so much easier.
John Baker
That's not a real bidet. Water is supposed to come like this. I saw one of those in Europe and how are you supposed to wipe your ass?
Explain to the thread the horrors of wiping your ass with rubbing alcohol to keep your cheeks feces AND pimple free. This is definitely better than merely wiping your ass with alcohol wipes. The bidet is the unecessary step here user. This is the proper workflow: >shit >wipe ass clean with TP >wipe ass again with alcohol on tp until squeaky clean >spread cheeks in prone so other anons in public restrooms can admire the cleanest asshole in the fucking galaxy
Jose Wright
Why do bidets have a stopper?
Ayden Morales
Europeans are short, so they usually don't use a tall, standalone sink like we might. The bidet is also a sink for the Euro.
Brayden Lee
>that fucking fairy brush tinkle of a spray what the fucks even the point lmao, that isn't going to clean some of the fouler shits. the attachments can shoot fucking water 20 feet.
Robert Turner
are you one of those clowns that actually thought putting alcohol on their face prevented pimples instead of irritating the skin and causing even worse problems. its like a number of companies got massive lawsuits for peddling that information 20 years ago while being fully aware of the harm it did. I'd tell you to google it but you're clearly unhinged and or retarded so god bless ignorant alcoholic ass rubber.
Jaxon Garcia
there is no hope for anti-bidet people
Liam Butler
When euro bois have to adjust their chastity cages small parts can sometimes fall off and this catches them
Alexander Russell
you'd think this is a joke but its so they can pool the water and use their hands to wipe... shit off their ass... by putting their hands in the shit water... to clean shit off their ass into the shit infested water thats been stoppered.
Nathan Hill
Are you one of those clowns that proudly walk around with a dirty ass, and for some reason look down on people with cleaner asses?
Ethan Perry
european version of bidet is honestly weird.
Cooper Price
>wipe ass clean with TP >wipe ass again with alcohol on tp until squeaky clean >spread cheeks in prone so other anons in public restrooms can admire the cleanest asshole in the fucking galaxy now THAT'S some homosexual fetishist nonsense
Dominic Long
I thought they only used it to wash their feet or something. Water coming DOWN and having to use your hand to wipe your ass is retarded.
Joshua Brown
>>wipe ass clean with TP >>wipe ass again with alcohol on tp until squeaky clean Sometimes I do this without having to poop. It's just refreshing.
literally every pro you listed is fulfilled by the attachment class of bidet. the difference is you dont have to spray water all over the place and then have it spray on your hand while you hose down brown town