"macbooks are more reliable, user"

>"macbooks are more reliable, user"
Fuck this fucken company. It is dead to me since Jobs died.

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shut up goy and go replace that battery only for $99.99

>macshit
Found your problem.

Name one laptop that is better.

thinkpad t400

The Lenovo Thinkpad doesn't have this problem.

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What's the Windows equivalent for this software on MBA's?

Open up notepad and make random guesses, because that's all it does. It's impossible to guess actual real battery cycles.

thistbhfam

Just go have the battery replaced, you mongoloid.

That is as bulky as a gaymen laptop.

You know actual worthwhile companies have written tools to read this information out of their hardware. Because it is important.

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"muh mac don't work" guide

>go to apple store ask for new computer (works surprisingly often)
>if yes: enjoy new iGoyBook Pro. if no:
>mention your are a student
>if price for repair/replacement is given, haggle
>if new price is still to high just diy it, mac shit is amazingly documented online by 3rd parties

>this kills the kike

Provided by the laptop manufacturer

What brand is this

lenovo ibm

itoddlers have defended this

And now it is dead like your battery. Jesus, 5516mAh? Should have known that bad boy was going to hit the dust. What year is anyway?

>Fuck this fucken company. It is dead to me since Jobs died.
I'm sure your every word is a dagger in Tim Cook's heart.

You should take more care of your equipment

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The horrible truth about Apple's repeated engineering failures.

How do you get your cycle count so low?

Poor built quality isn't the consumer's problem. Go back to the Apple forums.

>It is dead to me since Jobs died.
apple sucked donkey dicks despite jobs being alive or dead.

lmao poor build quality on Apple kit? What are you smoking senpai?

Do you keep your macbook plugged in all the time or something? mine is less than a year old and I have >400 cycles

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Yup, it's a work machine used in clamshell mode, also I ususally just sleep it rather than powering it down fully, unix is cool like that.

Being NEET

>Good build quality on Apple kit
What is this, 2004?

Got 2 macs on my desk right now, build quality is not just good but standout, Macbook Pros feel sturdier than the Dell XPS machines we use too.

Clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

Lenovo thinkpad x1 carbon
Lenovo E31
Dell Xps 15/13

Using a metal chassis to make it heavy does not mean it has good build quality.

Have you ever opened up a Macbook? Perfect soldering and clean black logic boards, how is using metal instead of plastic not related to build quality?

PCB colour is not a feature. Metal is not always stronger or more resilient than plastic and carbons. Check Rossman's channel on YT if you think they're constructed perfectly.

A Gateway from 1996

Holy fuck you're delusional.

>Building materials isn't build quality
>Internal components aren't build quality
>Just watch some youtuber
lmao I think I'll speak from experience actually rather than parrotting some cuck youtuber that unironically buys an iMac pro.

You should also look at app crash statistics between ios and Android.
Apple is a complete joke but somehow retains the image of reliability.
I don't get it. That piece of shit company should have died ages ago and instead retards make it the most valuable company in the world.
Fuck humans

Literally any acer

>Perfect soldering
This is what mactoddler subhumans actually believe.

I'm using a pixel and this shit is super unstable. Stock Android is a complete meme.

You really think PCB colour and being made of aluminium makes it a quality product? You can go and buy a cheap chinkbook with those qualities mate.

Apple use low quality internal components, including capacitors, that lead to inevitable failures. The build quality is tenuous at best, only finding ways to innovate prevention of user serviceability. They actually made it so you need a suction cup to remove the back on new MBPs. The only thing Apple ever benefits from is early adoption rates, such as beta testing USB C for Intel in the form of Lightning, or moving to NVMe earlier than the competition.

MACTODDLERS BTFO

>less than 3/4 of an inch
>smooth top, smooth bottom

>bulky
pick one

>all the components are permanently fixed to the board, AND they're all the same color!
>therefore the quality is high!

you're an idiot and I honestly HOPE you're baiting.

I've noticed this trend far too often now. Applefags always refer to them as logic boards, while normal people call them PCBs. Why's that?

yikes

Thinkpad T440P

What the fuck is pcb

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>rossmann uses an imac pro
lel
He doesn't even hate Apple, he just points out the bullshit they do. They've been fucked since they switched to Intlel.

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Apple calls the motherboard the logic board.

>not taking the windows sticker off your laptop

printed circuit board you brainlet
litterally any one of those green sillicon things with the lines on it connecting the holes that you soulder shit into

>being autistic

It's about being clean. MacBooks have none of that dirty shit.

Polychlorinated Biphenyls. They were banned in 1979 because they stay in the environment for so long. They were used all over in industrial and commercial applications. That's why logic boards are differentiated from PCBs.

Damn son, mine is at 130 and I've had it for about a year now. I always keep it plugged in, however I'm told keeping batteries at full capacity for too long degrades lifetime faster.

>5600mha on laptop
My phone has 4000mha what kinda of shitty battery applel uses

>when Jobs died.

This is the second longest tantrum Apple has gone through, the first being during the Jobs-less years in the 90s, when the spec was somewhat open and the computers were actually fun to use.

Librem
+ coreboot firmware
+ hardware killswitches
+ me_cleaner preinstalled

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OP here. That's what I did. Rarely unplugged that shit and look what happened.

That's too thick and heavy to carry around

Ah is relative to voltage. At 5.6Ah and 11.2V OP's battery is capable of 62.72Wh. Meanwhile your phone's battery, 3.7V and 4Ah, is capable of 14.8Wh.

My laptop's 1.1" thick and it's perfect

>macshit
Found your problem.

Thinkpad T61

Fuck off iPajeet. Apple kmAh is the same shit as any other kmAh.

No joke, just upgraded my E5-575 with an SSD and its fucking great for smaller stuff; in the process off dual booting windows and manjaro for maximum aesthetic

spbp

>implying hardware killswitches do anything
>implying there isn't another non-user controlled botnet chips inside

if you dont even use windows why do you want their advertising on your shit

>advertising a multi billion company for free

>It is dead to me since Jobs died.
Treat it with some natropathy and holistic medicine and see if that works.

The bog standard hp I'm on right now.

I move my laptop around a lot, but rarely use it on the battery. Nearly 5 years old and still doing fine.

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ha, jokes on you. been waiting for replacement battery for 5 weeks now. apple says "there's problems currently getting batteries"

fuck off trannybooter. you're note a woman. you're a faggot wearing a wig. kys

>be apple
>want profits
>make parts only available to you
>make products not fixable and with 1 year duration
>discourage your workers to repair
>sue third party repair shops
>always win
>lobby the government to ban electronics repair
>expect people to buy your new products when their old one gets broken

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