"Come on user, let's join our daily standing meetings. This is part of our agile scrum startup culture!"

Never. Ever. Trust a project manager who wears sneakers and a hoodie.

I know scrum as "scrum off". Do I know it right?

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i know scrum as some thing they do in rugby

>mfw i work in auditing department and everybody hates me so i am not part of this retarded work culture
You can stand even all day for all I care, but your papers better be in order.

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It's not the sneakers and the hoodie though its the whole awful outfit all of them except the dude not wearing jeans isn't too bad. It's mainly the jeans why don't they wear some track pants or something that goes with the shirt/hoodie and shoes. They look fucking autistic especially the guy with the jeans rolled up at the bottom.

who let them out of the house like this!

I wear shorts to work
I like the feel of the tall grass on my legs
>mfw it was one of my requests in the interview

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Shorts would look better than the mess they are wearing!

WHAT IS THAT.
"Virgin central"?

>what do i do with my hands
these people actually get paid

Standing is unironically better than sitting for meetings.
So long as they're not stupidly long.

Jeans are the most comfortable pants, though.
The only time I don't wear jeans is at the gym (and sleeping).

this triggers me

>jeans
>comfort
they're bulky and heavy
I'd rather slacks

>all blue and gray

Why is men's clothing so bland?

this

>they're bulky and heavy
Try wearing jeans that actually fit you.

i was in a test automation team at my internship last year. it was pretty cool since we weren't exactly in development or testing team. kinda in between. only meetings with scrum at the end of the week were like this but it isn't that bad considering you just sit in front of your computer and do stuff on it all day.

Looks like like men who haven't been in the army don't know how to properly stand without looking beta

Fuck off nigger these are a good thing

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And then there's the feminist trying to be the most macho person in the room.

Depends on the company

That stance.

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SCRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

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what the fuck
they're like a bunch of high school kids on lunch break

She’s the team lead or PM. She also eats lots of yogurt.

>slaps firmly on the arse
wassup faggots - the fuck, who died already?
>sits down, munches whatever the fuck in basket

Looks like a startup for bestiality porn.

if you feel the need to add "and it's a good thing" to your comment, it's probably not a good thing

Why do they have to stand
There's more than enough chairs there

I'm currently looking for a tech job. And knowing Agile and Scrum is literally a job requirement for almost all tech jobs where I live.

Lol what world do you live in? Immediately after our morning meetings like 2 hours later they ask me to do a whole new assignment and then ask me to do something different at 4

No thanks, I have a standing desk.

None of you imbeciles realise that the point of a standing meeting is to make everyone keep it short

>tfw you are a project lead
>tfw you regularly wear trackpants and sandals to the office

>implying there is anything to know

>those who only read the glossary of what scrum is
>those who say "we are agile" every day
>(((scrum masters)))
>"part of the solution, part of the problem" mentality
It's in these difficult times I believe in mob justice, Lenin and Stalin are right, and a second corporate Red Terror must be encouraged.

>HR clowns
>Knowing what they write
Any requirement can be dismissed until you get to a technical interview.

So just keep it short

Agile and Scrum is a requirement everywhere in the world. It's just shit, it leads to terminal juniority, you feel even more of a cog in a fucking machine. Michael O Church wrote a great critique about it: michaelochurch.wordpress.com/2015/06/06/why-agile-and-especially-scrum-are-terrible/

My advise to tolerate the existence of ScrumTM? Don't let yourself be angered by its stupid rituals (try to give no fucks about it) or stressed by its artificial sprint deadlines. If not giving a fuck about Scrum won't allow you to be eligibile for promotions in your company... just hop to a new job!

>sharing your fuckups with everyone

>lets do your standup
>even sits down at a table

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Would be wife material if that wasn't a staged photo. Never found the rest of the set, either.