Hello Jow Forums

impressive
very nice

You look sickly and of ill health. Are you Jewish?

probably an ancient golem

MX Ergo

>You look sickly and of ill health
That is a hand. A hand is not a person.
In any case: feel free to explain how your superior deductive capabilities derived that kind of extraordinarily accurate information.

>Are you Jewish
oy vey, the goyim know. But... A picture of a hand is posted, and you ask if the person is Jewish? Your mind appears sickly, friend.

That's the same thing, no?

t. effeminate natsoc manlet feeling threatened by huge hands

>That's the same thing, no?
a golem is a mythical creature in jhewish folklore, jews are mythical creatures in Jow Forums folklore, so.. p much

lurk less on Jow Forums

Pasty skin, off colour. Long, weak spindly fingers. Vastly underdeveloped nails. Small joints. I'd be curious what kind of grip strength you could muster? And if your hands are so frail one can surmise the rest of you is as I'll developed as well.
>huge hands
I only go on g and tv

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>huge hands
so it seems
post your strong and healthy Jow Forums&/tv/ man-hands, user

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Thanks, I'll check it out.

>I'd be curious what kind of grip strength you could muster?
Keep wondering, friend. I hope you feel better soon.

i dont get what those acclaims mean

chart of measured hand width of pro piano players. nationally and internationally acclaimed players have generally very big hands.

>I hope you feel better soon
good way to respond to some insecure faggot who gets triggered by some user simply posting their hand

Isn't that just a normal sized hand?

normal for white """men""", sure

>same hands as someone 5'8"
You should probably get an Apple mouse. You're not going to impress anyone being a manlet.

I use a Marble Mouse USB, because of joint issues

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if by normal you mean average, then absolutely not. several stds off. it doesn't seem like hand span is measured a lot outside of piano playing, but here's another one from a different study on pianists.

post your aryan hands then

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nice bait

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>female hand
rip me

Nigga I'm 5'8" on my license, last time without shoes I was 5'7". Maybe the back issues made me shorter than I should be, but I just have big hands.

>when you see someone 6'6" with fucking spider leg fingers playing piano

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my hand can span 1.5 octaves on a full sized piano.

I can assure you that I'm not considered short by any common definition of the word. Here's my foot. It is, if I converted it correctly: ~11.89 inches

(pressed against a working PS2 for reference)

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Anyone remember ninja turtle hands guy?

a mouse should be the width of these three fingers for a palm grip

for me it's 3 inches for my tiny 8.5" hand span, so you'll need a mouse that's around 3.5 or 4 inches wide

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Is this a show your hand thread? Uwu

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Oh god, and I thought OP had sickly brittle looking hands.

Nice palm user

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ITT Twinks

Show us your hands uwu

Thanks, yours is cute :3

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Thats a pretty big dildo user owo

yeah and look how meaty my thumb is, its a real prostate smasher

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