This is what the YouTube algorithm does to people
Hold me, Jow Forums, or better post your stats
Ib4 edgy Newpipers
This is what the YouTube algorithm does to people
Chase Gomez
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Samuel Cook
sounds more like what people with poor willpower do to themselves
Jaxson Jones
Jaxon Davis
do people here ever just play old radio shows on youtube all day? i do
Michael Long
Leo Gutierrez
In a way it's not much different from television..
It baffles me that my old folks can sit 8 straight hours per day in front of the box without going brain dead.
my stats say average 3h per day of jewtube, but I don't shame myself because that's background music for me, I rarely watch more than a couple of minutes of video
Jack Fisher
I expected close to zero because I don't watch YouTube from my phone, but it counts all the "products"
Ryan Lee
8 hours per day? What the hell, how do you have the time
Lucas Ortiz
Literally what I think
People talk about internet addiction but keep their TVs running for easily 10 hours a day
Liam Murphy
The most amusing analogy to me is when people talk about gaming addiction and gaming-induced behavior changes
then I remind people of how much vandalism and violence is caused by football / baseball and how people watch it for hours on end while getting drunk and pissing/vomiting in public
Isaac Reyes
This is what happens if you search for "federal reserve" on Youtube. Why is this allowed?
Brayden Adams
step one: replace your "smart" phone with a dumb phone
step two: enjoy your freedom before the realization that you ar--
Josiah Sanchez
Seems like a lot of Yank conspiracy theories include or culminate in the federal reserve
Connor Brown
>sending statistics
Jaxon Rogers
Just turn off activity on your Google account so your data doesn't get collected. The NSA doesn't need your Youtube statistics to find out who you are.
Christian Ross
Central bankers are unironically the worst, though. If anyone is truly the .001% it’s them.
Easton Davis
>nazi language
Benjamin Parker
Ian Peterson
>surely there are no leftists in schnitzelland
>inb4 sjw, it's a murrica thing
Caleb Moore
Jordan Jackson
Mostly just listening to streams in the background with autoplay
Nathan Baker
I win
Robert Carter
I hope for you that's background music and not actual screentime
Zachary Campbell
Gavin Perry
>Denying the CIA niggers of your PewDiePie binges
Do you know they still have your story by IP and device is, right? Why not just enjoy the features, like playing progress of every vid you open, watchlists....?
Cooper Bailey
Because i don't need those features
Parker Hill
not so fast kid
Lucas Sullivan
>Today: almost 14 hours
>Clock shows 7.30 pm
You've been literally watching YouTube non-stop since 5am
I'm impressed. Is it just music?
Nolan Sanchez
>Privacy already compromised by using the service and Google play
>He denies himself of handy features for the snowdenfag points
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Jonathan Harris
Honestly? I have no idea how that happened, but probably music. Today was a slowwww day at work, but I don't think I watched more than usual. I also wonder if it counts if the app is running in the background. Like if you minimize it and go to another app, is it still counting towards your total? This would explain the high usage since I watch on both my phone at home and my PC at work.
Also, been coding recently to this kind of stuff--long pieces of quiet music from Japan from the 80s and 90s:
Ryan Perry
Kevin Young
>having a youtube account
Samuel Butler
noice
Nolan Torres
lie what, suggest me some
I'll sometimes listen to podcasts n the like or one of those 8 hour youtuber compilations
Benjamin Clark
>using youtube app on your phone
Literally pathetic.
I probably have 100hr+ a week though i just let shit autoplay in the background for noise most of the time.
Landon James
You are like little baby
Joseph Adams
Based
Andrew Gray
I think it is pure video playtime
If you play music in the background, the playtime can really add up
James Green
>Implying those figures are the app usage, and not your whole YouTube activity no matter the device
Isaac Lopez
Is this only available on smartphones? No PC version?
Connor Martinez
>Daily: 23h 11min
>Taking days off
What are you? A casual? Are those 49 minutes your showering time?
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Jackson Allen
It's a section in the profile settings of the app
It's called Time wast- I mean watched
Easton Mitchell
>signing into a YouTube account so the botnet knows about all the info wars videos I watch
Nolan Adams
I just use it as white noise in the background.
Blake Martinez
Maybe post WHAT you watch instead of how much you do?
Though if it's big channels you might as well not post
Hunter Parker
I use a throwaway, 2bh
I rocked Newpipe for years
Justin Peterson
it's been a slow week for work, so I have music/podcasts running in the background
John Hall
Brody Bailey
Sucks I can't see the last 9 yeara
Anthony Campbell
I-i sometimes have to ride the bus and sprint has deadzones! Please!
Gavin Kelly
It only tracks if youre logged in
Aaron Torres
Yeah, just like Facebook....
Hunter Foster
I've been on youtube for about 9 years , could not even get 100 subs , could not get more than 80 thousand views in 9 years , if I don't go out of my way to promote myself my videos sit at zero views.
For me Youtube is garbage. Compete and total garbage. The idea that it's filled with viewers is nonsense. It's not. Videos just sit there unwatched. It just annoys me that people keep saying that's where everybody is. Really ? I don't see them.
Although the truth is I'm not even a fan of Youtube , in 9 years I'm subscribed to zero people. And the only reason I know of these youtube people is because you Jow Forums faggots keep posting about them , and I still don't watch that.
I did try though , to be a youtuber. Complete waste of time.
Michael James
Maybe you're just bad and uninteresting.
Jack Young
Henry Hall
>supporting soulless sellout nu-tube
Yikes!
Jeremiah Ramirez
How would anybody know , they don't even see the video , often I have to promote it myself. It's not just me though , I've seen videos with thousands of views and less than 100 subs even less than 10 subs. I had over 50 thousand views and 9 subs for a long time , which I thought even then was complete straight up bullshit , now that I pay attention I see it's not just me.
Of course Youtube made me care when they insisted you get 1000 subs , I never cared before that. I didn't even really pay attention to subs until Youtube insisted on it.
>Maybe you're just bad and uninteresting.
That's just not true. However once I started becoming more of a personality people started to sub , even though my personality videos don't get as much views as my production videos.
I still post videos but no one is watching because I'm not promoting them myself anymore. And youtube doesn't do anything so they will just sit there with zero views unless something I post takes off and people go back and see what else I've posted.
James Lopez
In my opinion, current YouTubers are plain hypewave riders
>Hot knife
Let's make a hot knife video
>Cooking videos go viral
Let's make a recipe
...
Or they just plain and simple like about the content using the viral trend as bait
PewDiePie does this to the point of being an art. All his supposedly random thumbnails are just the yesterday trendy video subject
Jacob Clark
*Lie
Ayden Cook
Because I'm not a cuck who wants to have my watch history logged
Juan Kelly
Summer is over, I still use twitch a lot
Levi Hernandez
>Unironically using this gay font
Camden Barnes
>using youtube 7 hours a day
what the absolute fuck
David Bailey
meh, I don't use it that often
Isaac Ramirez
>using this trash as your system font
Jose Wright
Newpipe doesn't track every fucking thing you do.
user, don't me your using the official yt app.
Juan Wilson
I get these crazy times because i have my yt acc also connected to my PC and my sisters listen to music all day
Anthony Murphy
>Crazy time
>2 hours
See
Jeremiah Stewart
Blake Miller
What the hell do you guys watch for 7+ hours on average every day? I get bored after several hours
Jason Diaz
based and redpilled
cringe and bluepilled
Cooper Brown
so unbased
Lucas Myers
Yikes. And iOS 12 is going to do this.