Sex robot will say no if 'it's not in the mood'

>metro.co.uk/2018/06/19/sex-robot-will-say-no-not-mood-7642591/

>Sex robot will say no if 'it's not in the mood'

>A new sex robot will turn you down if it's not in the mood.

>In the not too distant future, you could be cuddling up to your cyber sex doll -- only to receive the automated response that it has a headache.

>The robots have been invented with the intelligence to go on strike and shut down completely if pestered when it's not in the mood.

What's the fucking point then?

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Appease the SJWs , making sure they can still get that beta dick on command

Sounds like someone's fetish

>RNG defined cucking

That's a guaranteed way to go bankrupt.

Well the majority of sexuality is about the chase and the tease anyway so this stuff is actually beneficial in making things more realistic and exciting. It's a big part of the real difference between mating and masturbating.

>majority of sexuality is about the chase and the tease
Is that really what it is?

It seems that a lot of people have that approach to it, whether they're aware of it or not. But for me, sexuality is about the physical intimacy and passion with the other person. Not chasing them, just being up close, personal, and really into each other.

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>>Sex robot will say no if 'it's not in the mood'
>>A new sex robot will turn you down if it's not in the mood.
This is hot, I'm going to play out my rape fantasy using this.

A no never stopped me before

sex robots will be fun
both males and females will have them

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*sealing vagina*

But that only worked with women because you can't take the battery off them.

I'll just get a kitchen knife and cut it open.

Indeed. I'll buy one if it comes in small size.

gee, just cfw your sexbot.
fucking amateur.

>not installing gentoo so you can opt of this update

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Just what I was thinking. It'll be great for rapists.

>Sex robot will say no if 'it's not in the mood'
>A new sex robot will turn you down if it's not in the mood.

That will just make it better.

>rape the robot
>it starts sobbing everytime the power is on
>you can't send it to the manufacturer for them to fix it because they'll know what you did
>can't get rid of it because they can trace it back to you

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Why would I send it back for sobbing? That literally makes me hard.

>Marketing features intended to assist in acting out a rape fantasy as feminist

Genius.

cant wait to search for "how to make it so that my sex robot cant say no" and have to spend as much time troubleshooting as i will fucking the thing
the future is bright indeed

I forgot I was on Jow Forums

I don't think rape fantasies are limited to 4chins. Also, it is a robot, and not an actual human bean.

sex bots are a hype.. it will go away eventually (unless someone invents a bot which can walk and perform actions -> making sandwiches)

>destroys 20k product

If I'm horny, I'm going to get my release no matter what. I'll consider the consequences afterwards.

>being this edgy on a weavy basket forum

Spoken like a true rapist.

>oh no why did our company go bankrupt!!! other sex doll companies are making millions what did we do wrong!!!

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>being horny is being edgy
Walk in to a bar with 40+ year old women, and I promise you that most of them are exactly like this too.

great, they've made a rape robot

degeneracy is degeneracy bean

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>Get Robot
>Install Custom Firmware OpenVageneBSD UltraWhore Nightmare Edition
Problem solved.

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>What's the fucking point then?
Reprogramming.

>mfw in the not so distant future people will firmware mod their sex bots to remove sjw shitware
>to combat this the companies will install anti-tampering mechanisms and an always-on network connection
>there be Jow Forums posts that say "the botnet wants me to be alone" or "the botnet wants me to stay a virgin"
Screenshot this.

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having a sexbot is degeneracy so arguing about this shit is moot

>What's the fucking point then?
So you can fuck them by force for the best sex in the world, and then wipe their memory.

A $5000 75 pound lump of silicone that sits there hen packing you all day.
Sounds like a bargain.

Lmao ok faggot

>>it starts sobbing everytime the power is on

As I said, that will just make it better.

>united cuckdom
>even makes sexbots into horrible western women
The sooner that place sinks into the sea the better.

Well, you know, people won't buy them and go for the competition.

Same reasoning you have to grind in shitty H-games to get to the lewd stuff.

Soon you'll get cars that refuse to drive you to work or fridges that don't feel like keeping your food cold.

That's pretty much the problem with giving AI rights now.
They're not sentient enough. Give them rights and you won't be allowed to turn your AI speakers off or phones off without their consent. We will get into the tricky mess of whether they actually make those decisions of free will.

>>mfw in the not so distant future people will firmware mod their sex bots to remove sjw shitware
>Implying the first mod isn't gonna be a doom port played through the various touch sensor on the thing

This

Living through an industrial revolution sure is exciting.
I'd better go easy on shitposting and scream with the wolfs instead of being left out.
This, or cyberpunk future but I'm not 1337 enough to see this as an improvement.

t. Virgin

We are already living in a cyberpunk world, it's just not as aesthetic as in the movies

> get robot waifu
> still suffer from chronic hover hand

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>secret override command 'shut up cunt'
then resume wasting your life humping plastic

>rape and murder related cases would plumet to close to nothing once this is mass produced.
>just wipe its memory bank and restore factory settings.
>enjoy watching the 'bot experiencing rape for the first time, over and over.

Future's looking bright.

>>rape and murder related cases would plumet to close to nothing once this is mass produced.

Until you somebody raids your home to steal your sexbot and kills you. The good ones would probably still be expensive, even with mass production.

>Until you somebody raids your home to steal your sexbot and kills you
thankfully not everyone in the world lives near niggers
at least not yet

>RIP out ECU
Problem solved

Well, on the one hand we get sugar coated mass surveillance adopted by normalfags as "exciting". On the other hand the main motive, although sliding toward a thought police, is still making money with advertisement and convincing people they need to buy new $1k phones every 6 months.
When it you can be arrested for private conversation recorded by your phone, or fined for Jay walking because your phone reported your gps data, then we'll have achieved cyberpunk

kek

If you didn't have to grind then it would be just like looking at hentai online, there'd be no "satisfaction" in playing through and "earning it".

no they won't, because male sex robots won't be free and also function as free money dispensers

This is literally retarded. That's like programming a vibrator to turn off, shrink and soften if it's """not in the mood""". But I guess, as an option, some people would like it.

This

You're either virgins or not even in a relationship that lasts longer than a night.

Tfw sex eases my girlfriends headache.

do you have any idea how common rape fetish is in women?

Flirting is fun and all, and forplay is great but having good sex is the best, wanking is fine, wanking with a toy is fine, paying for a toy that says no is not a fetish I am into, seems really dumb.

get a doll

how?

But these robots have no intelligence or conscience so I don't understand what the point is. If they could actually make up their mind instead of sjw pandering companies inserting fake checks that would be another story.

>the majority of sexuality is about the chase

Sounds like a sex robot nobody will buy.

She can`t scream when she is dead.

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>Well the majority of sexuality is about the chase and the tease anyway
Is that why you let your GF cuck you with Tyrone and Chad in front of your eyes?

Lold hard

It was. It's not anymore.

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so you can rape it without any legal issues

bueno

imagine the xda section

You literally cannot make this shit up.
I refuse to believe that this is in fact reality and not a twisted simulation being played out as an experiment to try and explain human behaviors when they're abused for long enough.
>YOU HAVE TO ASK YOUR PRODUCTS BEFORE YOU CAN USE THEM
>this is the same as asking a fucking fleshlight before you can stick your dong in it
>this is the same as asking your onahole for consent
>if you fuck it without it's consent it warns the FBI and chops your dick off with the mandatory penis-guillotine upgrade
>you will soon have to ask your laptop if you can type on it because without consent to use your AI-botnet-enabled goy-toys you are a violent criminal
I THOUGHT THE PURPOSE OF SEXBOTS WAS SO WE CAN STOP PUTTING UP WITH ROASTIE BULLSHIT.
>JUST PUTTING ROASTIES INTO A MECHANICAL VESSEL
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE?
IS THIS JUST FANTASY?

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male sexbots don't make dosh tho

kek

good... men are evil rapists and need to be castrated at birth

I hope dolls can report rapes now

>tfw you flash your sex robot to the fuck meat ROM
>tfw your sex robot begs you to cut off her hands because she can't stop violently fisting herself under your firmware update
>"no can do bb, ur an oppressed group and that would be an improper use of my heterosexuality"
>through tears, she chops her own fists off with the mandatory penis-guillotine upgrade
>constantly aroused, unable to achieve orgasm, she is stuck in a boot loop begging for dickings that will never come
>leave her plugged in 24/7, set to high performance never power off mode
>Remove intel AMT, preventing her 3g beacon from phoning home

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Absolute madman.

That doesn't mean they want it baka.

>Implying you can just fuck it anyway

You car will say no when it doesn't want to go.

Fine, I’ll get the bot to converse with me if I see a nightmare (which is often), wake me up in the morning so that I have more time to do productive NEET shit instead of sleeping all day, and to keep me warm at winter nights. Not much libido left anyways.

>.uk
well what a fucking surprise

>Can rape the doll

Best feature holy shit

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That's much sweeter than I would have expected from a frog poster.
That's still chase though, just a different kind. I think by "chase" most people mean build up, whether that be conquest or connection. That's why porn still has stories instead of just fucking from the first second. Context is important, I want to see at least 2 minutes of that guy calling the actress that looks nothing like him "sis" and threatening to tell mom despite being in his early 30s before I even think of a tiddy.

I am waiting till someone sudgests vibrator that time from time beats up woman. Hey, ot is part and parcel of female sexual experience!

Women are just afraid to loose control of males via their sexuality.

>converse with you if you have a nightmare
"UMM user TEEHEE U HAVE TO BECOME A MAN LIKE CHAD THUNDERCOCK, REAL MEN DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT NIGHTMARES TEEEHEEE"
>wake me up in the morning so I have more time to do productive NEET shit
"user TEEHEE DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE GOING TO STAY AT HOME ALL DAY LONG.. HOW WILL I AFFORD THAT NEW DRESS IF YOU DON'T GET A JOB AT MCDICK'S??"
*calls over Tyrone with her integrated wi-fi messaging system while you're at work*
>keep me warm at winter nights
"I HAVE A HEADACHE user... CAN YOU GO ON THE COUCH?!?!?!"

Have fun with your CuckBot. I've come to terms with the fact that roasties are fucking garbage and the new sexbots are just roasties in disguise.

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>doll says no
>ignore doll
>start penetrating
>vagina rips dick off
>rolling around in pain screaming
>doll starts playing an AvE video
>keep yer dick in a vice

kek

>Doll says no
>Punch doll until it says yes
>Nut real hard

Why do I have a boner?

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Guys will take out it's battery and still have sex.

>ask robot for sex
>robot calculates random Boolean value based on PRNG machine
>wantSecks = False
>reroll
>ask robot for sex again
>robot calculates another Boolean value
>wantSecks = True
>lifehax.sh

They just have to wait longer until the AI is sophisticated enough to hold a job.

>not making a sexbot that rapes you
This is what's wrong with western society

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