You have one hour before I come to take your discs and search for lolis

The only way to be sure is to just never save anything locally.
Essential applications and OS stuff only, everything else can be portable apps run off a cloud drive, associated to an email account that I only access through a VPN and a proxy.

Bob, we have a pedo

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They're not on my discs though officer, they're in my basement.

Wow I am reporting you to the top guys right now.

P-pedo!? I thought we were talking about Lollipops???

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OI! Have you got a loicence for for frogposting?

into the microwave they go

boot from live usb
dd everything using /dev/zero
one pass is fine, prove me wrong

>What is destruction of evidence.
You know they can tell when shit was erased right?

what evidence? I see no evidence.
I clean my disks once in a while.
the timing is pure coincidence.
also I plead the 5th and the 3rd.

No such thing in the UK.

I have a nailgun and 3 hard drives to destroy, just in case they prosecute me for what's in my cookies and internet cache, AKA stuff I have no control over because I browse this website.

I'm not touching my 12tb backup, that shit is legal and fucking mine

They will take it away anyhow and you will be lucky to get it back in working order.

this site is based in the US and the majority of posters are murican, you inept fuck
the first post has a brit police hat, but the second one has a murican cop hat
in conclusion, you don't have a leg to stand on

I know, but if there's a chance I'll take it.

bury hdds down the street by a treee or something. checkmate officer

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Based

loli isn't illegal in the us you dumb normalfag

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I am not a pedo, so i dont need to worry.

Uh oh i have bad news for you sweaty

i'm not a burger desu

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does microwave erase hdd

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B-but I only have shota officer.

>59 minutes masturbates to loli collection
>hit switch with my toe which ignites thermite over my disks
>Oh my! How did this happened, Mr officer?

It's illegal in England, you dumb nigger.

wew

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THANKS GUYS
boss just called and wants to talk with me
I think I just got promoted

>[root@localhost /]# lvcreate -l 100%FREE -n fakehome vg0
>[root@localhost /]# umount /home
>[root@localhost /]# mount -o defaults /dev/vg0/fakehome /home

This part's optional:
>[root@localhost /]# lvremove vg0/home
>[root@localhost /]# history -c

>banning cartoons
the absolute state of the ````united'''' ````kingdom''''

I'm not a sicko who views such content, why are you? I'm calling Chris Hansen you sick fuck.

feds dont go after people that watch anymore, only if you create (unless they want to set an example)

You don't think that pleading the 5th is some kind of magic "get out of jail" thing, do you?

I hope you use a ram drive for your browser's cache, user.

>I'm not a paedophile, it's just a cartoon! she's an immortal 15000 year old dragon!

>Gilbert, they're using open-source microwaves to delete their hard drives
>OI, YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT MICROWAVE?
>Wilbur, some of them have "Live USB microwaves, that microwave the software digitally"
>OI, YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT FLASH STICK DRIVE?
>London Police have been battling the "San Disks" gang selling "Cruzer's" on the streets. The Cruzer is an electronic drug used by misogynist hackers to install untraceable alt-right operating systems such as you-boon-too without the manufacturer's consent.

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There is nothing wrong with pedophilia. The problem with child porn is that children are typically harmed in the making of it and that they cannot legally consent to have it recorded and released. Even wanting to fuck a child is fine if you don't fucking do it, though that's a fine line which should be avoided like the fucking plague. 2D is fine, though perhaps unhealthy like homosexuality and sugar, 3D is bad news.

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All my lolis are SFW. I'm not a porn prolly.

>Even wanting to fuck a child is fine
>if you don't fucking do it
That if statement just won't werk, therefore we have to castrate and jail the scum.

>You know they can tell when shit was erased right?
If I fully overwrite one encrypted partition with another encrypted one that has just a fresh system install on it and give them the password to it, can they prove that the first partition existed in the first place?

I acknowledged that, which is why I said no 3D at all. If you think wanting to fuck a loli means wanting to fuck a kid take a look at traps. 2D hot, 3D nasty ass. The same applies to children. Of course those who like 3D will also tend to like 2D if they're not normalfags, but that's a reversal of our conditions.

*puts magnet on ssd*

Does your SSD have a spinning disc in it?

Hope you have time for that when they are banging on your door at 6am in the morning

Yes.

Super
Spinning
Disk

Be my guest.

What if you do find lolis?

No, It'll just break the drive surface so it's unreadable. You can't read a disc that has been melted.

A blowtorch would probably work better for HDDs though

>take a look at traps. 2D hot, 3D nasty ass.
Uh, no. Opinion discarded, gayboy.

He's right though.