How?

Might be easier to just stick it up your arse than worry about it ripping your stomach open on the way through.

>tfw your mom will never be a thirsty pornstar gulping down quadrillions of petabytes of data per day
Feels bad man.

kek

washing machined the odd one that still worked.
which wasn't exactly what you were asking either, just thought Id ad to the body of knowledge on things microSDs survive

SAVAGE and underrated af

> stores 128GB of porn on his galaxy tab A

haaaa

>A single drop of cum contains petabytes of data

most of it is the same data, and the unique information content isn't much over 600MB

yes. you have a massively redundant RAID array in your pants. hardly seems worth it, does it?

Magic user, pure magic

holy fucking based

dip it into wax and it's safe to swallow