Jow Forums, how do i make Jow Forums friends in real life?

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Attend tech related events, and/or make friends at work/school.

Don't be yourself. That obviously wasn't working.

where do you live? we could probably arrange local meetups
I study at KTH Royal Institute of Technology in Stockholm

I live in the USA, round Seattle in the state of Washington

literally go outside

lose weight and stop watching weebshit

so Iceland Meetup 2018 it is

yeah i'm not into that anime shit and i'm not morbidly obese, try agian

Where at specifically?

You don't want Jow Forums friends in real life

Go out?

you want me to be specific? i actually live in Auburn.

Find people with old thinkpads and befriend them

Rest in pee, I'm on the other side of Seattle and I don't really want to pop my tires on a heroin needle on the way to show you my ebin i3-gaps rice on my fleet of dankpads.

everyone i've meet at university has been friendly (except for black women, they were friendly to me but hated each other). just start talking and introduce yourself. you will make more acquaintances than friends but you need to put yourself out there.

i can meet you half-way, i can show you my thinkpad and C programs.

some of you seem cool but some of you also come off as really condesending and superior. i don't care how leet your are. that's not the kind of people i call friends.

i just want to meet someone as autistic as i am when it comes to computers

Protip: Never meet anons IRL

you sound like you dont even have friends.

this, your disapointment will be immense and your day ruined

search for a makerspace in your area and join if you find one, great place to meet likeminded people.

how do i make friends in general? I'm pretty quiet and im 100% certain the people i talk to talk shit behind my back, online and irl

I live near auburn, real close, except I'm in Sydney

#1 try to make a pal at work. Super nice if you can find someone to vibe with at work. Then don't come off too strong just be pals not besties omg

This, they are annoying little shits and they smell awful

>likeminded people
what if I'm not a retarded basedboy though?

Stop being an abrasive asshole that lacks tact. Try not to blatantly show how you look down on others that dont fit your criteria, whatever that may be. And dont joke about having no friends. No one wants to be friends with an asshole with no friends. Just dont mention it.

at this point I think I just want to be left alone