hey Jow Forums, my brother was recently incarcerated for silly nonsense with a gun. luckily no one harmed.
anyway, for his good behavior he will be alloewd to have one computer in his cell, but since it's a prison it must be a console. what is the best console for prisoners? thanks.
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ask breivik
in prison in my country you just get anally raped
real talk, SNES
>console for prisoners
gut and old playstation and put a real computer inside w/ 4g modem
A Tenga.
Get him a PS4 with the game "A Way Out."
Or get him a wii u for the lulz.
Get a PS2 with a network adapter and a big HDD, and load it up with games
wtf is this chickenshit language?
wii u has more games than a ps4
Icelandic. It's basically just old Norse but still spoken
a rock has more brain cells than you
Send him a steam machine and
>Prepaid cash card (use this to pay for everything)
>get a paid mailbox with address
>a vpn
>smart phone, and prepaid sim (hidden in steambox packaging)
>and/or at least one raspberry pi + bt keyboard
>a couple monitors
>music keyboard
>Pay for everything with prepaid card, and make new emails, accounts connected to that card, and the paid mailbox as address.
seethe harder sonycuck
eat shit nintenyearold
This looks exactly like what I'm after!!
does this exist for Ps4?
Thx.
This.
lmao, why are you guys helping a convicted felon get comfy? He's there to reflect on his mistakes so that maybe he won't do them again when he gets released. Prison staff is going to confiscate all this shit anyway lmao.
some long lasting, hackable shit that can run Linux
kys retard
>t. convicted felon mad they took his nintendo away while behind bars
If you can't do the time then don't do the crime.
Didn't you read? It was silly nonsense, not a real crime. We should help.
>some long lasting, hackable shit that can run Linux
youtube.com
I bet you have never, ever, made a mistake in your life
>inb4 criminals don't "make mistakes"
true, but then, they are criminals anyway, not "normal" people
WTF Jow Forums, this is not a thread about Criminal Law, but technology!!
Possession of an unlicenced/unregistered firearm or whatever else OP's mongoloid brother did sounds like it was still a felony.
Don't try to spin it and label him a victim. He knowingly violated the law and is now paying the consequence for it. Trying to make it easier for him will only leave doubt for what he did was not wrong. That won't help him.
t. have a family of convicted felons that on average served 2 sentences though ironically work for the government now
>knowingly violated the law
could have been unknowingly, and yet he's in jail anyway
WTF Jow Forums, this is not a thread about Gun Control..
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"GRUNNUR"
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>prisoner
PlayStation 4
It barely exists for the console that it was designed for. You would need to find a ps2 with an untouched original bios.
It's not. It's about user's breaking US law offering advice to OP on how to smuggle things into prison.
>It's about user's breaking US law
Image in OP doesn't look like they're from Earth.
>console in prison
>US law
do US prisons even treat you like a human being?
They're not supposed to you mong.
You'll probably want the memory expansion cartridge since the DS Lite has something like 4MB RAM: amazon.com
not after they wall went to switch
>They're not supposed to
Read your constitution, burger-san.
Off topic
Nintendo DSi, flashcart
Is even the shittiest GUI possible on such a platform?
Technically yes. Example: the UI of every single game on it.
In terms of running X though, not necessarily out of the question but I'm skeptical. With the memory expansion though, quite easily.
Install gentoo