What programming languages do I need to learn so I can work at google?

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White guilt, SJW++

I really did laugh though.

I sure am glad to be part of this community full of laughter and friendship.

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Hindu

You're asking the wrong question, OP.

This would be what you need to ask:
What programming languages that I created would get me a job at ... Wait. Where? Google?!?

Fuck that shit. Google makes the botnet, dumbass!

dart
seriously
they wrote projects in dart
and have zero people to maintain them
because dart was such a stupid idea
so nobody else wants to learn it now

1. Learn dart
2. Apply at Google
3. Free cafeteria lunch and bus rides to/from work

Just liek when you were in school frend

Javascript

Not sure if you want a serious answer, but here it is: You just need to know one popular, general purpose language. Could be Java, JavaScript, C, C++, C#, Python, Java, Go, whatever.

This is just so you can prove yourself to ~5 different people in interviews.

You'll end up working with Python, Java, JavaScript, C++ and/or Go, but if you pass the interview, they know you'll be able to pick it up easily.

Python, Javascript, C/C++, Java are the most used.

Don't listen to these idiots
Do you know how many millions of resumes they get with Java and Javascript on them?
Learn dart
You will have zero competition
Nobody learns dart
Because why would anyone want to learn a stillborn language?
But just look
dartlang.org/community/who-uses-dart
Look at all this internal shit they have riding on dart
If I wanted a job at Google
I would learn dart
And probably claim to be gender fluid
It would be instant success

Lmao you are a bich hipster, Dart is just a Javascript wanna be, instead of fooling around with that kind of crap is better to learn any of the programming languages mention above that have tons of documentations and forums instead of your hipster taste Kys.

Just be a tyrannosaursexual with pink hair and thick rimmed glasses and you got the job.

See what I mean OP?
Nobody will learn dart
They think it's beneath them
But who's going to be laughing when you land that sweet $450K starting salary at Google?
Like shooting fish in a barrel
The best thing you can do to land a tech job is learn an obsolete/outdated language/framework with lots of legacy code needing maintenance
Learning the hottest thing going just means you're going to be competing with a pile of fresh grad willing to work so cheap they have to sleep in a vw bus in the parking lot
It's simple supply/demand frend

>The best thing you can do to land a tech job is learn an obsolete/outdated language/framework with lots of legacy code needing maintenance

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Gracias user imma about to get started on starting to learm dart unironically.

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Ask that $ellout piece of shit Moot.

You need to be a minority with socjus leanings.

I hate moot. He did nothing and he gets a nice comfy high paying job he never even asked for.

Java/C++ depending on team

Plus he sold Jow Forums to a gook in order to take that job at jewgle.

Idk your advice seems kinda risky bro.

How do you guys indicate how well you know language on resume?

Newspeak
Academic Marxist -language

algorithm knowledge is more important than how many language you know

>He didn't get the obvious bait. No him but, you're the newest of all the newfags on this board faggot.