Absolutely straight posting thread

How are you doing, my fellow heterosexuals? Have you had sexual intercourse with any women lately?

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No. Nobody likes a Serb.

Hahaha, what a loser. Can't find a woman to have sex with. Laugh at him!
This is so based.

you dont need a girl
take ak and let the kebab massacre begin

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i love a nice slav cock

No, but that can be fixed
Are you a woman, or do you look like one?

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Calm down south Germany.
We must liberate the holy land of Kosovo and Metohija.

after that we shall liberate Tsargrad

You must've forgotten that this is a heterosexual thread. You may want to leave. Thank you for your understanding.
Pooftah
No, I am a very muscular, 205cm big, male looking, heterosexual man.

And Cyprus.

What have you been doing as of late smol lad?
Had a presentation today

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Take back Kosovo and you’ll get all the chicks

i'm good, fren
no but hey, there's still time to find the right one.
i think you may need to clean off Tyrone's cum off your eyes before reading and entering this thread.
this is a NO HOMO thread so get out!
i myself am also a rather masculine male at around same height.
we should hang out for a beer or two and talk manly things like soccer.

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Say no more, my friend. Russia, you with me on this one?

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I do not know why you call me small, but I think you think I am larping and am actually this other Swiss guy.
Good thing that I surprisingly know him personally because Switzerland is a very small country. He's been doing nothing interesting today, just bought some LSD for himself and friends. He's looking for an depilator to buy.

Fuck off you annoying cunt
You dont know about the bond me and swisslad share

Leave the board already like your cancer ridden e-bf

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Please, bros, we're here for good ol' fashioned man talk about tits and ass of women.

So he listened to the russians advice eh?
Hope the shaving thing works out for him, and he takes care and doesnt do anything dumn

Thank you, totally not the other swiss but rather a completely different one

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>LSD
winners don't do drugs!
i aint seeing no bond here, just a horny dicklet stalking someone because he thinks they are cute.
And also, nice of you to mention Normie like i give a fucking shit.
i'd be all for that if this spanish faggot wasn't here to begin here to share his degenerate lust

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*wasn't here to begin with

Have you ever tried LSD? I'm sure in your country it's pretty hard to get but it's a great experience especially with good bros.
It's pretty easily accessible here.

oh and if this "bond" does exist, kindly take it to Discord.
trust me, you will be doing this board a favor.

nope man, i'm completely clean
never done drugs or cigs, just some good ol' alcohol once in a while.
btw you were the swiss who made the music thread, no?

I used to think this was some elaborate troll but I see you are just assblasted and seething

Also even if he is cute I wouldnt fuck the swiss, he is just an all around good guy

Going to the filter now you pathetic edgynigger

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yeah
I'm just saying that drugs like LSD aren't dangerous at all if you do it with good friends.
Except if you're a psychologically broken person. I can definitely imagine a lot of people on this board being like that, but let's just assume you're perfectly fine in your head, then it's good fun. Doing LSD once wouldn't make you a junkie or remove your "being clean" status, really.

i'm just sick of seeing you being a faggot, that's all.
you remind me of another poster i...
well...
i think the best word would be "despised" but i dunno.
even after his life went to shit and i tried to help him through...
i still hated him...
i felt bad for him but also hated him.
under this cloak of faggotry, you probably are a good person but i can't see it.
so i want you to prove me wrong.
i'd maybe give it a try but no promises.
can you describe the experience?
i posted a huge wall of links in your thread and hoped you'd check them out.
there's a great variety in it so hopefully some fit your taste.

>He wants me to prove him wrong
You do realize that to me you are just an annoying pest who starts seething whenever he sees me in a thread right?
You dont know me, you dont know how I am as a person and seeing how much of a cunt you are I would never show that to you

Just ignore me if you see me in a thread for fucks sake, you are acting like a child

alright cool whatever

Sorry for ruining this thread switz but this has been bothering me for a while

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Well, your whole perception of the world changes for you, illusions are possible but I didn't experience too big ones. When I talked to a friend it seemed like I'm telling him a great story. You need to experience it yourself, really. My friend told me his experience and his was very similar but he also told me about basic things he didn't understand like what that thing he's sitting on was.
I'm checking out your links once I'm back in the thread in a moment.
Meh, it wasn't a good thread anyway. Would've died very fast.

Bumping

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Bro, you could've bumped by making the thread more interesting. Any heterosexual experiences lately? Talked to any hot women and tried to get them into bed? Gimme something. Could be offtopic too, just gimme something to discuss!!